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Topic: If I were Will Muschamp
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If I were Will Muschamp

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:12 PM
 

I would stay at the house on Lake Murray and fly Gigantic University of Texas Flags all along the shoreline for everyone to see. And the exact day I get my buyout check, I'd park a big old yacht out front, Christen it "SUCKERS" and drive it everyday leaving a gigantic wake that knocks over all the smaller boats.

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or call it the "boom boat!"***

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:16 PM
 



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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:17 PM
 

Imagine getting capsized in your tiny little 22 foot party boat, only to see the word SUCKERS trailing off into the horizon.

exactly.

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 6:14 PM
 

What if you prefaced that proposed yacht name with their shortened nickname ####$? Asking for a friend?

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 11:25 PM
 

yes

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Haha!

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:38 PM
 

That would certainly get their goats.

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Re: Haha!

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 7:52 PM
 

sure wood

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:43 PM
 
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I'd do better. I'd get a startup plane and fly it around Williams Brice at supersonic speed and go "BOOM" baby!


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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:50 PM
 

I'd sneak down by Willy B one night and steal the Spurs off that million dollar chicken...oh...wait...

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I already do that.

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:54 PM
 

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God Bless You***

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:57 PM
 



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Thanks Will. Nice to see you’re at least one step ahead of Balm***

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 4:30 PM
 



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What would you do to deter the angry coots

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 3:55 PM
 

From sinking your boat or vandalizing your house ?

I feel like the coots would get real redneck on you coach Champ

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 7:14 PM
 

Wasn't Muscoot once the "Head Coach in Waiting" at Texas. My, what a fall he had.

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 7:17 PM
 

"You scratched my anchor!"

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Posted: Dec 7, 2020, 8:01 PM
 

Ha! Well done Carlsbad. I was reading the thread and Caddyshack was going through my mind, and then you beat me to it. But I had forgotten that Dangerfield line. Caddyshack is one of my all-time favorite movies for sure

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