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Legend [19576]
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If I Were a Coot - Poem Edition
Apr 24, 2014, 4:52 PM
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If I were a coot
Math and Spelling would be hard.
I'd be married to my sister.
And we'd live out of our car.
I would wear a tank and jorts.
And have a mullet down my back.
And on my rival's message board,
I'd praise the ol' ball sack.
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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I give it a 2/10***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:54 PM
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Legend [19576]
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^^jealous***
Apr 24, 2014, 4:54 PM
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Virtuoso [656]
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And this one rhymes!
Apr 24, 2014, 4:54 PM
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Kinda...
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Legend [19576]
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Re: And this one rhymes!
Apr 24, 2014, 10:32 PM
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Whatta ya mean kinda?
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Virtuoso [656]
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Hard ends with a d. Car doesn't. That's a kinda rhyme.***
Apr 25, 2014, 9:05 AM
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Legend [19576]
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You're picky lol***
Apr 25, 2014, 9:07 AM
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Virtuoso [656]
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The rhyming business is a tough business***
Apr 25, 2014, 9:10 AM
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Legend [19576]
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Yeah no chit. I was thinking about moving to Nashville but
Apr 25, 2014, 9:12 AM
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not now. dayum
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110%er [7390]
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That's actually very convincing.
Apr 25, 2014, 9:13 AM
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Coot.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Can I get this in a haiku?***
Apr 25, 2014, 10:20 AM
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Oculus Spirit [96799]
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Here you go HTH in advance
Apr 25, 2014, 10:25 AM
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If I were a coot
Math and Spelling would be hard.
Married to my sis.
We'd live out of car.
I would wear a tank and jorts.
Mullet down my back.
And on my rival's
Message bored, I would praise the
ol' ball sack. Amen.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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^^^HOF worthy post***
Apr 25, 2014, 10:27 AM
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Legend [19576]
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Re: bravo, bob...well done indeed
Apr 25, 2014, 1:09 PM
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Where the hellz my bravo?
Can't get no 'preciation 'round hear.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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RA'd
Apr 25, 2014, 3:06 PM
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for personal attack
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