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Speaking of the gas crisis,
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Speaking of the gas crisis,


Sep 19, 2016, 10:44 AM

bubba and earl were heading back home from the UGA Vanderbilt game last year when they needed gas. Eventually they saw a sign down the road from their house that said "Free Sex W/ Fill Up." Bubba said to Earl, "Earl.... pull over there quick like."

The attendant came out and asked what they needed, Bubba said "Fill... it.. up."

The attendant comes back from putting gas in the car and says "That will be $30."

Bubba says "What about that free sex?"

The attendant says "Well you have to win the game first. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. If you guess the right number you get the free sex."

Bubba says "2."

The attendent says "no its 7."

Earl says let me try. "4." The attendant says "I told you it was 7."

So they are heading back into town pretty bummed when earl says, "Bubba, I think that was a trick. That guy gets all of these people to go in there to fill up with gas, but nobody wins, it was a hoax."

Bubba says "Naw it ain't no hoax."

Earl asks how he knows.

Bubba says, "My wife went there twice last week and won both times."


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I like your funny words magic man


Bubba said to Earl, "Bubba.... pull over


Sep 19, 2016, 10:48 AM

Wat? Would he not say "Earl, pull over?"

I stopped reading after that because impossible.

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willing suspension of disbelief


Sep 19, 2016, 10:50 AM

the punchline wasn't worth getting to

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Fixed***


Sep 19, 2016, 10:59 AM [ in reply to Bubba said to Earl, "Bubba.... pull over ]



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I like your funny words magic man


This is worse than a Cougar11 joke.***


Sep 19, 2016, 10:48 AM



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check yourself..........


Sep 19, 2016, 10:52 AM

Appreciation of Lewis Grizzard humor is a basic requirement for lunge membership.

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Triggered?***


Sep 19, 2016, 10:53 AM



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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant,


Sep 19, 2016, 11:33 AM [ in reply to This is worse than a Cougar11 joke.*** ]

but then I changed my mind.

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Re: Speaking of the gas crisis,***


Sep 19, 2016, 10:51 AM





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#ACCFTS


This is more reminiscent of the great humor crisis of 1994***


Sep 19, 2016, 11:35 AM



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