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My crazy story from Saturday
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My crazy story from Saturday


Sep 30, 2021, 7:57 AM

I got a call that my gator head was ready for pickup (in Greenville). As I was pulling out of my driveway, I noticed a truck backing out of a neighbor's driveway down the road. I pull into the road and as I approach the neighbor's house, I see a small child lying there in the middle of the road. I make a quick assumption the kid just fell off the back of the truck as it pulled away from the house.....So I stop, the kid can't talk, I scoop him up and put him in my truck. By now, the truck is almost half a mile down the road and I take off to catch up with him. I get to the stop sign, and I see the truck way down the road and chase after them. I'm about to catch up, the truck turns right and pulls into someone's yard. So I stop in the road and get out and try to get his attention, but the truck backs out and starts going to another house!!! So this time, I get back in the truck and follow him to another house. I park behind him so he can't leave without seeing me. I walk up to the driver with the kid in my arms and was like "Hey, I think this kid fell off your truck over on McLovin Dr., is he yours"? And the dude was like "Yeah! Thanks, man!" Except the kid was actually a fedex package. So then I turned around and drove to Greenville and picked up my alligator head.



The End

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Wasn't there a scene in Jacka$$ similar to that?***


Sep 30, 2021, 8:01 AM



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Was it a car seat? or something? I think so***


Sep 30, 2021, 8:02 AM



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Guy pulls off with it on top of the car with baby in it.,***


Sep 30, 2021, 8:06 AM



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Re: What is standard practice


Sep 30, 2021, 8:03 AM

for displaying alligator head? On the wall? Doorstop? Coffee table?

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I have two in my living room now


Sep 30, 2021, 8:08 AM

I have shelving around the tv hanging on the wall. I have a 11-3 on the left side looking right and a 9-8 on the right side looking left. I think the new guy will go in the middle looking out possibly with mouth open.

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Re: I have two in my living room now


Sep 30, 2021, 8:09 AM

A stuffed raccoon hanging out of it would look realistic!

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Love you, McLovin!***


Sep 30, 2021, 8:06 AM



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You gonna #### that?***


Sep 30, 2021, 8:09 AM



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I was fixin too until you showed up


Sep 30, 2021, 8:10 AM

$1 to HuntFishTigers

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ironically, it looks almost like a crocs shoe***


Sep 30, 2021, 8:50 AM



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Kanye getting crazy with the Yeezy Foam Runners***


Sep 30, 2021, 8:54 AM



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A few things


Sep 30, 2021, 9:12 AM

1. Your story was like a 2 mile walk up a mountain to see a dog turd
2. Your gator obviously never brushed its teeth... also surprised they are still yellow.
3. Bleaching a skull seems like something you could do yourself, unless they are already doing something with the skin.
4. Is that a Ranger?

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Re: A few things


Sep 30, 2021, 9:22 AM

1. Here is a possible dog (yote) turd I found yesterday.



2. Yeah, one of the other dudes put a little more time in it and got them all white for me, doesn't bother me that much though

3. Yes, you could, but it's well worth it to me to give to someone. Two of the other guys have done theirs themselves and said it was pretty terrible. I think the teefs fall out and it becomes a puzzle.

4. No. It's a Tracker 195 with Mercury 150 4S, topped out at 60.7 gps a few weeks ago.

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Things I can deduct from that pic:


Sep 30, 2021, 9:28 AM

1- Small feet= small lap hog

2- small lap hog= need to shave a lot to make it look bigger

3- Also shave ankles

3- dog ate all you peubes and that’s why that turd is more hairball than turd.

AmIRite??

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This is a lotta Q&A


Sep 30, 2021, 9:32 AM

1. Shoe size = 10-1/2

2. lap hog above average, what's your digits? occasional light trimming

3. when I started working in 2007, long socks caused the hair to fall out around my ankles...weird

3. that was the biggest hairiest dog turd I ever seen which is why I snapped the pic.

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2. I’ll put it this way...


Sep 30, 2021, 9:37 AM

When I get excited... my eyebrows are stretched down below my eye sockets.

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My uncle would say


Sep 30, 2021, 9:44 AM

My peter would get so hard I couldn't shut my eye lids.

Or he would say, you could smell it all the way down in Iva.

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Why didn't you just look at the address on the package?


Sep 30, 2021, 9:17 AM

If it matched the house address, just leave it on the porch. If not....free package.




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I did. I had never heard of the street, I figgered it would


Sep 30, 2021, 9:23 AM

have been from my street. It was Bed Bath and Beyond.

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