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Heisman Winner [110330]
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Looks like I am getting promoted to Partner at work
Apr 15, 2021, 2:03 PM
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which will make me a partial owner at this company. I was surprised to learn from the CEO that the company's value exceeds 20 million, even though just 8 of us work here. And with a 1 million dollar cash investment into the company, I can get around 4.8% of the profits. He is already setting me up with his people to secure the loan, and then this thing will be official.
These are exciting times.
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Orange Blooded [4510]
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Hmmm... I thought you were CEO? I'm beginning to think
Apr 15, 2021, 2:07 PM
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that you must just be a man of many talents. Impressive stuff!
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All-TigerNet [10761]
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Re: Looks like I am getting promoted to Partner at work
Apr 15, 2021, 2:09 PM
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hopefully your boss is not a student of bernie madoff.make sure you have sound legal advice.i had to learn the hard way.
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CU Guru [1253]
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Re: Looks like I am getting promoted to Partner at work
Apr 15, 2021, 2:10 PM
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I'm hoping that he's not from Nigeria or a Minister of Commerce from the Republic of Hopstovania.
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All-TigerNet [10439]
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Will you be a General Partner or a Limited Partner?
Apr 15, 2021, 2:34 PM
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Being a General would be pretty cool. They probably have a cool helmet and uniform for you to wear. Being "Limited" would stink. I always thought it was kind of mean to call someone that name. Hoping for the best for you.
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Heisman Winner [110330]
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I think I want to go with the Helmet
Apr 15, 2021, 4:02 PM
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That would generate instant respect in the office, something I have been struggling with lately.
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Heisman Winner [131745]
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That roadside fruit stand must be doing pretty good this
Apr 15, 2021, 3:01 PM
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time of year.
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All-TigerNet [10856]
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Partner one day, beach trip the previous. You are on quite the roll.***
Apr 15, 2021, 3:12 PM
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Heisman Winner [105573]
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Shouldn’t you be at the beach by now!***
Apr 15, 2021, 3:20 PM
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Heisman Winner [110330]
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Re: Shouldn’t you be at the beach by now!***
Apr 15, 2021, 4:03 PM
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I do not feel like going to the beach at this particular moment in time. If I feel the urge, I will go to the beach any time I like.
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All-In [29557]
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Something seems a bit fishy...
Apr 15, 2021, 3:25 PM
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With a million dollar investment you should get at least 5 or 5-1/2 percent. Don't let them screw you! Otherwise, congrats and get ready for the big life! When an opportunity like this comes across your email you have to grab it!
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Heisman Winner [110330]
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Re: Something seems a bit fishy...
Apr 15, 2021, 4:04 PM
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you obviously failed at maff
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110%er [8105]
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Re: Looks like I am getting promoted to Partner at work
Apr 15, 2021, 3:29 PM
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I love a great story where a quality education and hard work pay off. I'm still waiting to hear one.
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Heisman Winner [139242]
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen a bigger peter...
Apr 15, 2021, 3:32 PM
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principal example than this.
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Hall of Famer [22257]
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Good for you. And some people scoff at Amway.
Apr 15, 2021, 5:00 PM
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Re: Looks like I am getting promoted to Partner at work
Apr 15, 2021, 7:03 PM
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Well! Aren't we special? We think highly of ourself, don't we? Isn't your braggadocio on the wrong board ... uh ... Moran?
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All-In [26963]
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Re: When I passed your office today I couldn't help but
Apr 16, 2021, 11:49 AM
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notice your new outfit that you have to wear. Personally, I wouldn't take a promotion if they made me wear that.
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Oculus Spirit [81758]
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This sounds like a humblebrag.
Apr 16, 2021, 12:23 PM
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SMH
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Re: Looks like I am getting promoted to Partner at work
Apr 16, 2021, 12:36 PM
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Have you seen your partner boat yet?
It's a little short on amenities and it's surprisingly cramped, actually, though it's got quite a surprising amount of storage space for such a small craft.
Still, it does allow you to cruise about the high seas remarkably unmolested. It's almost like navies and Coast Guard craft can't quite see you. Even on their radar.
Your other partners may want you to do some beer runs back to the mainland from time to time, but you'll be glad to do so...this boat is perfect for the job!
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