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True Rooster tale!
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True Rooster tale!


Aug 24, 2016, 11:33 AM

I had a visitor from Alabama wearing a Bama hat to tell me a story that he swears is true. While driving in Columbia getting on I77 when he saw a rooster heading North. He had a coworker who made fun of his hat and said "Alabama sucks!". My visitor simply said " Your team is so bad I saw your mascot leaving town!"

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Yes!***


Aug 24, 2016, 11:50 AM





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Re: True Rooster tale!


Aug 24, 2016, 11:51 AM



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helarious***


Aug 24, 2016, 11:59 AM



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OH MY GAWD


Aug 24, 2016, 12:02 PM

THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

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I just laughed so hard I gave myself cancer.


Aug 24, 2016, 12:07 PM

Literally.

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thats good stuff right there bro hammer. Point.***


Aug 24, 2016, 12:11 PM



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Bump for the 12:13 PM crowd.***


Aug 24, 2016, 12:13 PM



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Whew, thanks. Glad I was just able to see this***


Aug 24, 2016, 12:15 PM



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Clemson


BUMP! This is probably the closest thing to the


Aug 24, 2016, 12:19 PM

"Seinfeld phenomenon" that you'll ever come across on the internet.

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Re: True Rooster tale!


Aug 24, 2016, 12:24 PM

ROTFLMFDO

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Re: True Rooster tale!


Aug 24, 2016, 12:27 PM



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I like your funny words magic man


ohmuhgod man u half a real gif my belly hurts real bad now


Aug 24, 2016, 12:32 PM

from laffing you should post moar offen man this kinda good cleaned humor is what this bored rilly needs until kickoff jus a few moar weeks man!

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Re: True Rooster tale!***


Aug 24, 2016, 12:35 PM





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What kind of car was the rooster driving? I'm asking for a


Aug 24, 2016, 12:52 PM

friend.

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'I Cannot Sanction Your Buffoonery'


Car the rooster was driving had


Aug 24, 2016, 1:27 PM

Florida plates, I'm sure....

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Re: Car the rooster was driving had***


Aug 24, 2016, 1:30 PM





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i regret that i have but one point for this post!***


Aug 24, 2016, 1:42 PM



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bump due to awesomeness***


Aug 24, 2016, 2:41 PM



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BUMP for those who missed it yesterday, and those of


Aug 25, 2016, 8:37 AM

us who want to re-live the glory.

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B-U-M-P for the Thursday lunch crowd.


Aug 25, 2016, 12:22 PM

CUATION: SWALLOW FOOD BEFORE READING.

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Bump for how is this masterpiece post not HOF yet?***


Aug 25, 2016, 12:58 PM



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Has MauldinT seen this post yet?


Aug 25, 2016, 12:58 PM

MauldinT

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Wait ... where am I?


Aug 25, 2016, 1:02 PM

Is this the lounge? I need to get my navigation in check.

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Don't worry about the details. Let's keep it big picture


Aug 25, 2016, 3:27 PM

here. You are in a thread whereby the OP has posted probably one of the single greatest quotes/jokes/stories in the history of the internet.

Go point this man and get your innernet buddies to do the same. This MUST get to the HOF.

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How is this post still not HOF?***


Aug 26, 2016, 11:20 AM



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Re: True Rooster tale!


Aug 26, 2016, 4:40 PM

Read this for the 5th time. EVERY SINGLE TIME I'VE SPIT COFFEE ON MY SCREEN.

I OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER!!! I MEAN, HOW DUMB AM I?

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If Crump and B-Meists stats are to be trusted, 2791 people


Aug 26, 2016, 4:47 PM

don't appreciate true comedic genius.

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Re: If Crump and B-Meists stats are to be trusted, 2791 people


Aug 26, 2016, 4:49 PM

2834 and counting.

Buncha nimcompoops not to laff at something like this. I mean, I've told everybody I knew this joke and the reaction is always the same --- pure, unadulterated hysteria.

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How did i miss this 2 days ago? Yall really let a fella down.***


Aug 26, 2016, 4:52 PM



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bump fer laffs***


Aug 26, 2016, 5:06 PM



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Re: bump fer laffs***


Aug 26, 2016, 7:47 PM

Bump 4 the evening crowd

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This is the FUNNIEST post...


Aug 26, 2016, 9:10 PM

...Robertn ever recommended in the Lunge that I read today since I stopped in Montana and sat down at this table at this wings joint.

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13 more to HOF.***


Aug 26, 2016, 9:40 PM



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Re: 13 more to HOF.***


Aug 26, 2016, 10:00 PM

11 MORE! Keep bumping. If this doesn't get to HOF, then Tigernet should just shut their operation down.

MAKE IT HAPPEN GUISE.

Bump it again

BUMP IT LIKE A ####!!!!

Bump

Bump

Almost there!

We can do better than this, jounge. Give this man that last point he deserves.

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Ba-dump-bump. HOF, no?***


Aug 27, 2016, 11:09 AM



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Re: Ba-dump-bump. HOF, no?***


Aug 29, 2016, 1:08 PM

HOF? What? This wasnt even written in English.



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Re: True Rooster tale!


Aug 29, 2016, 10:21 PM

Here's to cementing the all-time best Tnet post in the anals of Internet history

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Re: True Rooster tale!


Aug 29, 2016, 11:49 PM

To me, the funny thing is a Coot telling Bama that The Tide "sucks." If Bama Sucks, the English language does not contain words to accurately describe USUC.

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