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I realize in this modern world of people trying to poison
Oct 24, 2022, 11:51 AM
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things, it is necessary, but DANG. I just went to make myself a ham sammich, and I swear, you just about have to be Ahnold Swarzenegger to do the "initial open" on some of these packages of sliced ham. Anybody with any sort of serious arthritis is just going to starve to death, because they will never manage it.
*&^%$#@!
Sometimes, you just have to laugh at the absurdity of everyday life.
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All-In [30788]
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get a better can opener
Oct 24, 2022, 11:54 AM
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CU Medallion [65371]
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Lol, I said HAM, not SPAM.
Oct 24, 2022, 12:09 PM
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I think SPAM, or TREET, or any of those other "tinned" package type meats are just fat slime injected into the can, with a little bit of actual meat residue added. Makes ye olde stomach roil just thinking about the grease quotient of that stuffs.
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Team Captain [458]
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Try scissors…
Oct 24, 2022, 11:54 AM
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Nm
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CU Medallion [65371]
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I did. Snipped off the top seal, and left the "resealable"
Oct 24, 2022, 11:59 AM
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part. Finally managed to get THAT open, and INSIDE THAT on this particular brand, there was some sort of hot melt glue layer that would hold a stack of bricks up on the side of a house. Once I finally got past THAT, the ham was pretty doggone yummy.
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Re: I realize in this modern world of people trying to poison
Oct 24, 2022, 11:54 AM
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Get in the gym!!!
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Commissioner [976]
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The world has gone to heck after
Oct 24, 2022, 11:57 AM
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the Packaging Science Engineering majors were created.
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CU Medallion [65371]
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No, it was way back after the infamous "Tylenol Murders".
Oct 24, 2022, 12:01 PM
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That is when the "Tamper Proof Packaging" revolution took off. And, it does give some peace of mind about such things, since there ARE obviously random whackos out there attempting to do harm. More and more of them, more and more randomly.
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All-TigerNet [10924]
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A good pocket knife and immediate transfer to a zip lock bag.
Oct 24, 2022, 11:57 AM
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Kevlar gloves are a bonus safety touch.
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All-In [25947]
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Re: A good pocket knife and immediate transfer to a zip lock bag.
Oct 24, 2022, 11:58 AM
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AirRaid is correct.
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Re: I realize in this modern world of people trying to poison
Oct 24, 2022, 11:59 AM
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Lol
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All-TigerNet [10489]
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Re: I realize in this modern world of people trying to poison
Oct 24, 2022, 12:19 PM
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I bought this to open my razor blade packages.
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CU Medallion [65371]
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Dat's one big stump grinder right dere!
Oct 24, 2022, 12:23 PM
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(I know it's really a mining machine, ok?)
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All-TigerNet [11180]
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Shot
Oct 24, 2022, 12:01 PM
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gun. Trigger pull much easier.
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