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First rule of Surgeon General's club:

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May 16, 2022, 10:52 PM
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Don't talk about Surgeon General's club.

Two years of pandemic; sneeze guards in grocery check outs; hand sanitizer beside WIC bananas in convenience stores, and not one peep from the titular office that requires beer producers to print alcohol warnings on bottles aimed at pregnant women.

Quick, T-netters, name your favorite top doctor, and what cautions they issued, if any, that made you take heed.

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Re: First rule of Surgeon General's club:

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May 16, 2022, 10:56 PM
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Dude, that was so last year.




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Re: First rule of Surgeon General's club:

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May 16, 2022, 10:58 PM
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Can't name a favorite.

Duly noted.

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I liked C. Everett Koop’s beard

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May 16, 2022, 11:01 PM
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#### off

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“When my information changes, I alter my conclusions. What do you do, sir?”
John Maynard Keynes
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


Re: I liked C. Everett Koop’s beard

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May 17, 2022, 9:46 PM
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I'm popping this to the top just to say I TU'd cu85's response. It's nice being told to f#ck off from time to time. Restores my faith in humanity.

And while I vaguely recall that C. Everett Coop did in fact have an impressive beard, I also vaguely recall his office telling budding heterosexicals like me that we could acquire AIDS just as easily as rump rangers getting frisky behind dance clubs or whatever.

A dozen hot hookups that bearded bast#ard cost me, at least. Titular schmuck.

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Re: I liked C. Everett Koop’s beard

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May 17, 2022, 9:54 PM
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#### off

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that titular office has been busy getting sued.

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May 16, 2022, 10:58 PM
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https://reason.com/2022/05/16/the-first-amendment-protects-the-right-to-put-a-tiny-penis-on-a-beer-label/


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hey, jimmy.


He said titular.

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May 16, 2022, 11:17 PM
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Doc Adams:

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May 17, 2022, 8:11 AM
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Was going to make a Hugh S. ####### joke...

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May 17, 2022, 1:11 PM
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but then realized he was a pro-eugenics shitheel who presided over the Tuskeegee Syphilis experiments, so fuch him.

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Probably my favorite doctor all all time...

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May 17, 2022, 1:16 PM
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

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Re: First rule of Surgeon General's club:

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May 17, 2022, 1:21 PM
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https://youtu.be/7uwWhwNPopY

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I have alot of favorite doctors. Strange, Pepper, Thunder,

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May 17, 2022, 1:30 PM
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Huxtable, Quinn (Medicine Woman), Christian Troy, & McDreamy. My favorite doctor quote is

"Pineapple juice, baby! Makes a man’s shooty-shoot taste infinitely sweeter. It’s nature’s guarantee of a second date."

and

"I can munch, dive and fish better than any girl in this place. Plus I have in my possession a very life-like dildo just in case you decide to get kinky."

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Re: Gotta be Bones

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May 17, 2022, 1:48 PM
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###### Jim, I'm a doctor not a

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May 17, 2022, 1:53 PM
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insufferable ####### who posts #### on the wrong bored.

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Watson, of course.

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May 17, 2022, 6:33 PM
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