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So, when Columbia collapses into the earth and leaves a
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So, when Columbia collapses into the earth and leaves a


Jun 30, 2022, 9:08 AM

giant hole in the ground, we should be prepared to brand this crater with a catchy name and compete with the Grand Canyon for tourist dollars, right?

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How will we know when this happens?


Jun 30, 2022, 9:14 AM

I can't possibly be that much different than it is now.

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Re: So, when Columbia collapses into the earth and leaves a


Jun 30, 2022, 9:16 AM

The Coc k Hole


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Good effort but that might confuse people.


Jun 30, 2022, 9:22 AM

The gloryhole at the Flying J truckstop in St. George already uses that name.

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"The #### Pit" has enough tourist-trap appeal


Jun 30, 2022, 9:29 AM

to draw Ohioans on their way down to Charleston and Hilton Head.


Wouldn't this rally just be shifting Lake Murray a few miles south to downtown Columbia?

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The Not Grand Canyon®™©***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:20 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


^^^NOT A MARKETING GUY^^^***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:23 AM



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the little Grand Canyon is already taken so


Jun 30, 2022, 9:22 AM

how bout the big shiithole in the ground

https://gastateparks.org/ProvidenceCanyon


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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


#### Fissure?***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:25 AM



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I like how you're staying within the theme


Jun 30, 2022, 9:27 AM

of Doo Doo ice. It seems we're getting closer to something marketable now.

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Cocky's Taint***


Jun 30, 2022, 10:54 AM



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The Steve Taneyhole


Jun 30, 2022, 9:32 AM

and we could sell mulletted hats at the entrance.

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^^^MIGHT BE A MARKETING GUY^^^***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:34 AM



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The Great Secession Depression.


Jun 30, 2022, 9:38 AM

Just my suggestion. It might keep the state from recession.

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I'm going to make a concession with regards to your


Jun 30, 2022, 9:43 AM

transgression, although it does leave quite an impression.

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The Southern Slit***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:43 AM



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Are we still talking about Columbia?***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:45 AM



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Well now I am hard***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:59 AM [ in reply to The Southern Slit*** ]



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Re: The Southern Slit***


Jun 30, 2022, 10:06 AM [ in reply to The Southern Slit*** ]



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Wasn’t that a t-shirt line back in the day?


Jun 30, 2022, 11:17 AM

The Myrtle Beach white trash version of Big Johnson?

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If by "back in the day" you mean right now, then


Jun 30, 2022, 11:31 AM

yes.

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Well I’ll take your point.


Jun 30, 2022, 11:58 AM

Only in SC once or twice a year, so don’t really get to gander about at the local trendsetters, unless it’s something amusing like the rear squatted trucks.

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Doodoo Ice Caverns


Jun 30, 2022, 9:48 AM

Will they get their own mascot, kinda like Pedro? Billboard starting 100 miles out on 77 and halfway to Atlanta on 20?

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Yes***


Jun 30, 2022, 9:50 AM



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Why not just keep the current name?


Jun 30, 2022, 10:02 AM

"The asshole of SC"

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How about the Stinkhole Sinkhole?***


Jun 30, 2022, 10:04 AM



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We may have a winner***


Jun 30, 2022, 12:36 PM



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Cola still use the "famously hot" slogan?


Jun 30, 2022, 10:12 AM

"Holey and Hot"

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recently I heard someone use the term "Soda City"


Jun 30, 2022, 10:21 AM

referring to Columbia. Huh? I lived in Columbia for a period of time twice in my life, once in the late 80's and again in the early 2000's. I had NEVER heard that term before.

Apparently it comes from the abbreviated "Cola" when talking about Columbia, and some chumwad decide that "Soda City" would be even more campy and witty.

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Back when it was "A capitol place to be", I always


Jun 30, 2022, 11:15 AM

thought they should have just dropped "capitol" and "to be", and it would have been much more honest and truthful.

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The Hot Hole***


Jun 30, 2022, 12:57 PM [ in reply to Cola still use the "famously hot" slogan? ]



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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


Re: So, when Columbia collapses into the earth and leaves a


Jun 30, 2022, 12:28 PM

General Sherman can finally rest easy after his failed attempt to remove this blemish.

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Re: So, when Columbia collapses into the earth and leaves a


Jun 30, 2022, 2:43 PM

Sh** Hole is already a Columbia nickname, so that wouldn't apply here, I guess

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has Glory Hole already been suggested? ... I hate when I'm


Jun 30, 2022, 11:36 PM

this late on a good thread.

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


H.E.L.L. HOLE


Jul 1, 2022, 5:41 AM

nailed it.

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Not bad, but only because we can use this as a theme song.


Jul 1, 2022, 7:47 AM

https://youtu.be/Rk9aThIovMA

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