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A farmer had 3 daughters
Apr 8, 2022, 10:41 AM
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And they all three had dates planned for this evening.
The farmer got his shotgun out to clean as well for
added intimidation for the gentlemen callers. At 5PM
there was a knock on the door, so the farmer answered it with his shotgun in tow.
A young man was standing in the stoop, and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're going to go and eat some spaghetti, is she ready?"
The farmer scratched his chin, but turned around and
called for Betty, who zipped down the stairs, kissed her father on the cheek and was gone.
The farmer continued to clean his shotgun until 6PM
when there was another knock on the door.
The farmer answered the door with shotgun in tow.
There was, again, a young gentleman on the stoop. He said to the farmer, "Hey! My name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo. We're going to see a show, is she ready to go?" The farmer again scratched his chin, but turned and called for Flo, who hurried down the stairs, kissed her father's cheek and left with Joe.
The farmer returned back to his chair cleaning his
shotgun.
At 7PM there was a rap upon the door. The farmer
stood and carried his shotgun to the door and answered, where there was once again a gentleman
caller on the stoop. The gentleman began, "Hello, my name is Chuck-" BANG The farmer shot him
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I'm so disappointed.
Apr 8, 2022, 1:51 PM
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You might at least told us the girl's name.
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I bet her name is Gina.***
Apr 8, 2022, 2:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93658]
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Re: I bet her name is Gina.***
Apr 8, 2022, 2:06 PM
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Makes sense to me.
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It is supposed to rhyme w Chuck.
Apr 8, 2022, 3:43 PM
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The girls name. Idk
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Maybe, but Chuck is there for Gina.***
Apr 8, 2022, 3:49 PM
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I have no idea what you are talking about right now.***
Apr 8, 2022, 3:44 PM
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What gauge shotgun?
Apr 8, 2022, 3:56 PM
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Does make a difference.
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