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I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib
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I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib


May 3, 2022, 4:36 PM

I think it has galvanized (what I get for buying a cheap hose)

I’ve read you can heat it with a torch to get it to break free but I’m skeert I might burn the house down if I try that


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Get out the torch and go for it with camera running in case disaster ensues
Ask the manly young neighbor to lend a helping hand
Keep dragging the really long hose around from the back yard
SIIMB
Preemptively burn the house down
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Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib


May 3, 2022, 4:41 PM

Step 1- PB Blaster

Step 2- pipe wrench

Step 3- after you’ve lubricated the pipe wrench with PB blaster and shoved it up your butt, call your wife’s bull to get a real man to loosen your hose

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May 3, 2022, 7:26 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


NO ITS NOT JIMMY


May 3, 2022, 8:34 PM

It's a perfect Lounge post. Get your #### together

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IT'S******


May 3, 2022, 8:49 PM



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drunk at the putt putt.


Stick It In Matthews Band?***


May 3, 2022, 4:42 PM



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A,B,C,D,E


May 3, 2022, 4:57 PM

nice order

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You should be able to loosen it up with lube,


May 3, 2022, 5:08 PM

so what you're going to need is a well-built male hose with a good paying job, no felonies, and no apparent mommy issues to get her juices flowing.

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I see nothing but lies in this post


May 3, 2022, 8:35 PM

Take a 6'4" guy who has been in jail and no lube needed

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Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib


May 3, 2022, 6:13 PM

Mix a solution of 50% transmission fluid and 50% acetone. Shake it up well and put a few drops around the lip of the coupling. Do that a few time with half an hour in between and you can take twist the coupling off with your hand.

I would have taken it off with a pair of vice grips and a pipe wrench to hold the hose bib but since you're calling it a faucet you should be real careful for faucets are much more fragile than hose bibs. ;)

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Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib


May 3, 2022, 6:15 PM



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If nothing else works I’ll pick some up


May 3, 2022, 7:01 PM [ in reply to Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib ]

I thought the threaded part on the faucet was called a bib too

Yeah it’s just poking out of a hole in the brick foundation and I’m worried about popping it off the pipe

Thanks

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If you're worried about using the torch...


May 3, 2022, 6:22 PM

Get out your solder iron and use that to heat the fitting.

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May 3, 2022, 6:32 PM

https://youtu.be/UkWdGUGh8nQ

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Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib


May 3, 2022, 7:48 PM

The nice thing is that if you do set the house on fire, you'll have a water hose handy to deal with it quickly

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Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib


May 3, 2022, 10:45 PM

Check how easy it is to access the plumbing ahead of you bib. Might be able to cut down the copper about 17" beyond the entry point, sweat a joint, and place new unit with proper dunnage/support.

If it's Sharkbite, cut both those jokers loose, and put in a new distribution line and bib.

How much did you pay for the hose?

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Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib


May 3, 2022, 10:48 PM

Just asking for a friend...Francis Marion®

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It’s just an outside faucet that’s had a leader hose


May 3, 2022, 11:31 PM [ in reply to Re: I have a female hose fitting that is stuck on the faucet bib ]

running to a reel next to the porch for years. Need to replace the reel and leader hose and can’t unscrew it from the faucet

Where the pipe comes out from under the house there is about 18 inches of crawl space under a cement porch. No way my big old ### is getting up in there.

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Got a dremel tool?***


May 3, 2022, 11:32 PM



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Re: It’s just an outside faucet that’s had a leader hose


May 4, 2022, 1:16 PM [ in reply to It’s just an outside faucet that’s had a leader hose ]

You could try wrapping it overnight in paper towels soaked with WD-40 or CRC Brakeleen non-chlorinated. Hit it hard in the morning before it has a chance to get warmed up. The more humid, the tighter the threads will extend. Note, if this is a leader hose and you can disconnect it from the real, you might be able to flood it backwards (put cleaner in the reel side and let it set).

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Use a torch to heat. If you're concerned about fire,


May 4, 2022, 6:06 AM

take a fire extinguisher and perform the P.A.S.S. method:

PULL the pin
ABANDON all pants, underwear, and dignity
STICK the nozzle up your butt
SQUEEZE the trigger.

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