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I have a solution to quelling this gas shortage hysteria
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I have a solution to quelling this gas shortage hysteria


May 12, 2021, 7:38 AM

I need to assemble a team of about 20 lungers to visit a Greenville or Charleston area gas station that we know is out of gas.

We pull up to the pumps in an orderly fashion. We form short lines, etc. We wait for about 10 minutes.

When the lines are backed up out into the highway with the frothing mouthbreathers, and the fear of missing out becomes palpable and you can smell the desparation in the air, we slow-roll the "act" of pumping gas. We drop things, move slowly, fumble around and generally frustrate the drivers waiting in line behind us. Before the violence erupts, we all simultaneously drive away... leaving the panicked with their d1cks in their hands.

We go up the road and do it at another gas station. We do this until this ends.

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And afterwards we form a pile!!!


May 12, 2021, 7:50 AM



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Re: I have a solution to quelling this gas shortage hysteria


May 12, 2021, 8:24 AM

once you fake pump then sit in the car 5 minutes checking your phone before leaving to make it realistic

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Slip the gas station $50.00 for their cooperation and


May 12, 2021, 8:27 AM

have some one else pretend to work there and keep saying that a truck is coming.

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I am picking up what you are putting down


May 12, 2021, 8:42 AM

but this strategy would be much better applied to the Columbia/Lexington/West Columbia area

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I had no trouble getting gas yesterday in Forest


May 12, 2021, 8:43 AM

Acres yesterday, which is where you would assume all the busy bodies would be.

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I like the way you think.....


May 12, 2021, 8:59 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KgAilTTZnQ

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A drunk will run a STOP sign, but a stoner will wait for it to turn green.


Re: I have a solution to quelling this gas shortage hysteria


May 12, 2021, 9:20 AM



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Re: I have a solution to quelling this gas shortage hysteria


May 12, 2021, 9:26 AM

"Look dad, it's the good ####, none of that pussyy skoal!"


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