My profanity laced Bob Knight style speach to my son

Aug 19, 2021, 2:04 PM

Backstory:
My kid is/was friends with this total POS kid from a total POS family (mom had him when she was like 15, no dad, grandma is like 30yrs old, great grandma is about 60. No males present. Great-grandma houses the whole family. Against all signs, we let my son spend the night over there at the beginning of summer, kid broke my boy's xbox360 and kept about 3 of his games. Clearly POS family wouldn't offer to fix anything. My son worked all summer so that I'd fix his xbox. POS kid was supposed to bring the missing games to school today, but apparently he snapped them in half. POS kid thought the whole thing was funny.

So anyway, my son was hollering into his xbox because apparently he was playing some game with POS kid and the POS kid did some sort of POS kid type thing... Why he still wants to be this kids friend blows my mind.

I told my boy that this kid was a total POS. That if he keeps being friends with this shiithead that keeps taking advantage of him, I'm ashamed. I'd rather him knock that kids teeth down his throat than be friends with him. I think I said something about that kid ending up getting buttraped in jail when he grows up and that he was a cheesedick mother F'ker. and that if he had any sort of male presence in his life, I'd go over there and whoop his arseee.

Lots of cuss words and hollering. I think I got my point across. The phrase "cheesedick" made him giggle, otherwise he was white as a sheet. Wife had to come in after me and play good cop..."you're too good to hang with this piece of crap. he'll end up dragging you down if you stay friends, bla bla bla".

Sorta halfway hoping to get a call from the school today that my boy pounded this little shiit. (but also hoping he doesn't do it)

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My profanity laced Bob Knight style speach to my son

Re: My profanity laced Bob Knight style speach to my son

FBCoach and Lakebum have entered the chat***

Not sure why this gif immediately came to mind.

I think I also called that kid a p*ssy about a dozen times

They from Red Bank?***

above all odds

giggling at bastardspawn after a day of cranberry vodkas on

Re: above all odds

I had a similar rant at my son when he was playing Roblox

Re: My profanity laced Bob Knight style speach to my son

Also, instruct him to tell POS kid that his mother is a

Let's be honest, probably the only kid willing to

Ryanadidas updating his friends list

If only my dad was on Tnet, so he could give me the

If POS only had an exemplary male role model like you

So did your boy beat up FBCoach's boy yet or not?***

Nope. He won't. But he and his other friends blocked the

Re: My profanity laced Bob Knight style speach to my son

Crass has that said about him a lot***

So this kid is like Chet on Weird Science, and your kid

It's an xbox 1

I'm raising my son to vanquish enemies with his mind.

RH Tig combined those attributes into a single spawn.***

Maybe he could be like a Trevor Lawrence

Half TL16, and half Haystacks Calhoun

even as a lifelong admirer of Haystacks Calhoun

I remember somebody on here had it.

Hey man, I’m not trying to raise a bully

I was just teasing you.

Depending on the ages.

He don't want what she has, plus,

well, that would help explain all of the fatherless chil

don't take the bait.***

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