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Meet the real Robertson family
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Meet the real Robertson family


Jan 21, 2014, 7:00 PM


Robertson Family poses at the beach prior to growing beards and dawning overalls for their reality show.


Robertson clan poses for photos at the country club.


Jase has a lovely family, dawned in their brightest yuppy attire. too bad A&E producers required he and his brothers to drop the yuppie attire and grow beards for the show


another photo of our favorite frat boys at the country club


Most people do not know that Phil graduated college and was a star quarterback on the football team. It was contacts he made during this time that helped to launch his duck call business.


Willie has a lovely family too, and like his brother Jase, loves the beach and the country club.


These guys are no dummies, in fact they are marketing geniuses. They know their fan and consumer base, and dressed the part to grow a fortune of over 400 million dollars. The joke is on us for buying it and their cheaply made plastic crap. But hey, it is a show about family values, not a marketing ploy.

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When a true redneck is not available...create one


Jan 21, 2014, 7:19 PM

or maybe those movie producers are just too scared to approach an original redneck...lol


met a guy once that thought some reality TV might just be real....lmao...dumbarse...

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Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know


Jan 21, 2014, 7:19 PM

that Larry The Cable Guy isn't really a cable tv technician, and Abdullah The Butcher (The Madman From The Sudan) is really Larry Shreve from Windsor, Ontario, and he owns a ribs/Chinese restaurant (seriously) in Atlanta?

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


oh, oh, oh, oh,,,


Jan 21, 2014, 7:23 PM

and Otis the Drunk is really a college football coach in Columbia, SC

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Of course, none of those are "reality stars"


Jan 21, 2014, 7:25 PM [ in reply to Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know ]

That represent all that is good and right with America because they have beards, shoot ducks, and live the right way...you know, sort of back woods and simple (except it's all a sham...an excellent sham perpetrated by A&E and the Robersons to vacuum money out of the wallets of God fearing Americans).

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I'm thinking the people who really thought Duck Dynasty


Jan 21, 2014, 7:29 PM

was "reality" were the same people who thought Larry The Cable Guy really was a cable guy, and Abdullah was really a crazed maniac from Afiker.

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Prolly


Jan 21, 2014, 7:32 PM

A&E knows how to play to the base. The suspension thing was a stroke of genius. Fire up the base for a big Christmas merchandise push. I call it the Chick Fil A factor.

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could be***


Jan 21, 2014, 7:34 PM



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Cracker Barrel did it for the same reason


Jan 21, 2014, 7:37 PM [ in reply to Prolly ]

even worked as free advertising. I saw something on TMZ where they didn't even know what Cracker Barrel was before that whole controversy. I would have to imagine many outside the south thought the same thing.

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Capitalists


Jan 21, 2014, 7:38 PM

Ghanna capitalize on the poor mouth breathing masses.

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Re: Capitalists


Jan 21, 2014, 7:41 PM



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Funny you bring up Larry the Cable Guy b/c...


Jan 21, 2014, 7:29 PM [ in reply to Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know ]

isn't he the model for the duck guys? Sell yourself as a good ol' boy southern archetype? Hit all the stereotypes and watch the money role in?

I'm not saying it's wrong, but it's hard to argue it's not highly manipulative and exploitative.

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I don't disagree.***


Jan 21, 2014, 7:30 PM



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but I'm sure you disagree with my use of "role"


Jan 21, 2014, 7:38 PM

instead of "roll."

;)

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I wasn't gonna say anything - I was just gonna role with it.***


Jan 21, 2014, 7:42 PM



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Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know


Jan 22, 2014, 12:11 AM [ in reply to Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know ]

smiling tiger, you are missing the point. Agree that reality TV is skewed for ratings, especially A&E with storage wars and now duck Dynasty.

But the appeal of Duck Dynasty is that it portrays a hard working blue collar family that become millionaires and epitomize the american dream. The reality is the Robertson brothers were born with a silver spoon in their mouths and seem to take to country club life a lot more than they do sitting behind a duck blind. They are mocking the very people that are making them rich with their overalls and beards.

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Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know


Jan 22, 2014, 12:15 AM

From what I've read, the older boys (Willie and Jase) were born LONG before Phil made his fortune. In fact, Miss Kay threw him out when the boys were very young. He was a drunk, apparently. I'm not sure about Jep.

And for what it's worth, why do you care so much? It's a harmless show with good messages about family and morals. It's TV, bro. Relax.

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Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know


Jan 22, 2014, 12:28 AM

I dont care personally. But the reality is the vast majority of people take what they see on TV a little too seriously. We would be better as a species if we would just shut the darn thing off.

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Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know


Jan 22, 2014, 12:32 AM

Fine, but you seem to be the only one taking any of this "seriously."

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Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know


Jan 22, 2014, 12:35 AM

and you seem to be the only one trolling the thread.

and yeah,. i take i serious that we live in a nation of people oblivious to reality.

As far as how the Robertson's live their lives, I could care less.

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Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know


Jan 22, 2014, 4:24 AM

How much less could you care? :D

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Holy crap, amougnst all the other misguided


Jan 22, 2014, 8:47 AM [ in reply to Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know ]

bs in this thread, I found something I have to agree with you on.

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Jase and Phil both love to hunt ducks


Jan 22, 2014, 10:28 AM [ in reply to Re: Extremely Germans, but since you mentioned it, did you know ]

Willie, Im not so sure about

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Re: Meet the real Robertson family


Jan 21, 2014, 7:42 PM

My haircut is different now AND I've grown a beard in the last 5 years. WHERE'S MY MONEY?!?!?!

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Need to love Jesus more and shoot more birds


Jan 21, 2014, 7:43 PM

You're doing it wrong obviously.

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Re: Need to love Jesus more and shoot more birds


Jan 21, 2014, 7:44 PM

Quite.

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Whittle out a few thousand duck calls with your pocket knife


Jan 21, 2014, 7:45 PM [ in reply to Re: Meet the real Robertson family ]

every day and the money will role in!

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Re: Meet the real Robertson family


Jan 21, 2014, 7:51 PM

And yer point is? TV and movie stars can make millions playing roles? You sure have been letting the Robertsons live rent free in yer haid ever since ole Phil spoke out against the butt loving gheys. That's the real thorn in yo side. Right? Otherwise you would be showing us what a farce all the liberal Hollywood crowd is really like. Even better, what a farce the multi millionaire Dem. politicians in DC who are all for the poor little voters are really like.

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Oh, but their is the rub...this is reality right?


Jan 21, 2014, 7:56 PM

You don't think Ole Phil spoke up on your pet cause not because of his deep convictions but because it helped line his pocket....gasp.

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Re: Oh, but their is the rub...this is reality right?


Jan 21, 2014, 8:34 PM

I'll leave the judging of his "deep" convictions to the only ONE who would really know. And it is not you. I post these links just to show that Phil Robertson didn't just one day while being interviewed by GQ magazine decide that he would speak about his Christianity as a way to suddenly line his pockets. His pockets don't need any more lining. He's a multi, multi millionaire and more power to him for his success.

You can believe him or not. But, I think I hit the nail on the head re. your(Balm) being obsessed with him. And Gheys being attracted to butt sex is not my pet cause. It seems to be your's (Balm's). I'm not the one who keeps posting about Duck Dynasty.


http://www.gospelherald.com/articles/49587/20131121/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-shares-his-testimony-on-i-am-second.htm

http://thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/tgc/2013/03/18/9-things-you-should-know-about-duck-dynasty/

http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=WK6PYGNX

http://www.crosswalk.com/video/duck-dynasty-phil-robertson-speaks-out-his-beliefs.html

This link shows all of the other you tubes re. the Robertson's "witnessing".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03zo_VGT3Wg

Is Duck Dynasty TV show a realty? Nothing on TV is ever as it appears. Is Phil Robertson a deeply religious man? His personal life off the tv screen would indicate that he is. Rick Warren would not have had him preach at his mega church if he felt he was a charlatan.

So, keep on letting Phil live rent free in youses haid.

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Honestly, I could care less


Jan 21, 2014, 8:52 PM

I'll let him carry your banner and continue to bilk the masses. It's his right as an American.

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Could not care less that is


Jan 21, 2014, 8:56 PM

He also thinks you should grab a wife early so you can train her up. I'll let you hitch your wagon to Mr. Robertson.

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Re: Could not care less that is


Jan 21, 2014, 9:05 PM

I'm not hitching my wagon to anyone except God. I am merely pointing out the bigotry and hatred you and others have against Christians.

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Seeing as how the vast majority of my friends are Christians


Jan 21, 2014, 9:13 PM

I find your statement to be absurd.

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Thank you for the thumbs down


Jan 21, 2014, 9:28 PM

An excellent intellectual response. Surprised you couldn't at least find a link to go with it.

Also I just went downstairs and told my wife I hate her. You know, because I obviously hate Christians...Thanks in advance for the thumbs down.

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Re: Thank you for the thumbs down


Jan 22, 2014, 11:22 AM

I don't use thumbs down. I am willing to tell you or anyone else when I disagree with them. I haven't used thumbs down in over 2-3 years. I used it when it first started, but then realized it was BS, and it meant avoiding taking a stand. My thumbs down will be in posting a response. You and Balm need to quit worrying about thumbs down and if you like worrying about it, you need to accuse someone else.

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Re: Could not care less that is


Jan 21, 2014, 10:36 PM [ in reply to Re: Could not care less that is ]

if more Christians would act as Jesus instructed, I would not give them such a hard time. In fact I think it is a beautiful way to live your life. Unfortunately the christian faith has been overrun with ghey bashers, racists, and free market capitalists.

and as Jesus once said, A camel has an easier time passing through the eye a needle than a rich man does in getting into heaven. (Matthew 7:3-5)

I guess this means the Robertson family, and Darrel Isa are not getting in.

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Re: Could not care less that is


Jan 21, 2014, 11:47 PM

"I guess this means the Robertson family, and Darrel Isa are not getting in."

And as any good Christian could tell you: that's between them and God.

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I always have a hard time telling when God is serious


Jan 22, 2014, 12:09 AM

Like sometimes he talks about gays, and he is like, super serious, but then he talks about rich people, and, ehh, he's just joking. It gets confusing, can I get some sort of table informing me of when he is being serious and when he is kidding, or should I just ask JYT to provide me a link to the info. JYT, if you're reading this, please find me a link thanks in advance.

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I choose the simple answer to this quandary


Jan 22, 2014, 12:20 AM

"why would god need a starship?" -Jame Tiberious Kirk.



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Except for this...


Jan 22, 2014, 8:07 AM

http://www.amazon.com/The-Duckmen-Louisiana-Duck-Commander/dp/B0002LNSOW


I guess they hatched this whole plan decades ago huh? Phil is who he is and I find the irony of you accepting a journalist with an agenda's version of the Robertson family while criticizing people for accepting the show at face value pretty TBALmesque...par for the course to play off your lovely pictures.

I duck hunt and hunt lots of other things and look quite different on my family vacations to the beach in the summer than in the middle of a hunting season.

BTW...I really don't care for the show and have only seen an episode or two. I do have issues with all the "new" duck hunters who don't know a Mallard from a coot, but to say that Phil and his family are just some yuppies that grew beards for a reality show is laughable and easily disproved with the slightest bit of research.

Read Phil's book Happy, Happy, Happy (written before the show) and you may get a better understanding about the things you are talking about.

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I have to be honest with you.


Jan 22, 2014, 9:51 AM

These people get way too much air time, both positive and negative.

I remember reading this news story on the same day the raid at Justin Beiber's house was dominating headlines. Just like the Robertsons, we can't seem to move our attention away from the sensational, toward what's really going on in the world. I wonder... how many of you even heard about this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-25725266

"More than 200 civilians in South Sudan have drowned in a Nile ferry accident while fleeing fighting in the town of Malakal, an army spokesman has said.

He said women and children were among the victims in Sunday's disaster."

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by the way


Jan 22, 2014, 10:32 AM



That isn't Willie and his family. Thats Jep

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I guess Lizard Lick Towing is now the only show that


Jan 22, 2014, 10:52 AM

keeps it real.

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What about basketball wives?


Jan 22, 2014, 10:57 AM

I've never seen the show, but I'm assuming these women are real life crazy gold diggers in just like in the show.

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TB, with all respect, you do realize this is a really,


Jan 22, 2012, 9:39 AM

really stupid post?

It's effin' reality tv.

You jealous?

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Careful.***


Jan 22, 2014, 2:03 PM



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