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Topic: I guess disappointed is the word I'd use.
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I guess disappointed is the word I'd use.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:14 PM
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Got wined and dined by stubborn_tiger® for lunch today and 15 minutes later the Rohypnol still hasn't kicked in. I left my 2 Hearted conspicuously unattended while powdering my nose and not even a Xannie.

You think you know someone.



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stubborn tiger does not strike me as that kind of guy

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:18 PM
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He's got a good heart, and means well. He'll just supply the drugs and let your lack of self control do the heavy lifting, that way he can go to sleep with a clear conscience.

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I did enjoy our waitress catching the non-sequiturs of

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:30 PM
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"I posted this pic of her butt naked and forgot what she looked like. I need to scok up and get back in there"

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"One bowl and I'm good but if I have two of this stuff I can't even watch TV."

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I normally don't make it a point to be that inappropriate,

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:42 PM
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but she literally walked up right when I was getting into the story each time, and I couldn't pause it. That would be disingenuous.

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19B

It's called integrity.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 2:28 PM
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If you're mid-story, you don't just pause when another party enters earshot. You gotta think, you got a responsibility. You sack up and you finish that fucking story.



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I'm still trying to figure just HOO TF you are***

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:25 PM
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lol I am also in that boat

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:26 PM
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but I thought I was just slow

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Probably Corny.***

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:28 PM
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Suck my bawls Corny!***

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:29 PM
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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:30 PM
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whale my question mark post is fukt

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:30 PM
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I’m on mobile. It’s all fukt!***

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:31 PM
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Don't worry, there's a fix and it works great

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:32 PM
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in Dev

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Did Robertn get banned or something for you to think it be he?***

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:32 PM
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I know how you can find out

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:34 PM
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ask him if turns on his hazard lights when driving in the rain

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I dunno, I caint find him when I try to @ him

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:35 PM
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and I'm pretty sure he and Stubborn live in the Cola area.

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Re: I dunno, I caint find him when I try to @ him

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:47 PM
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19B

Oh. This theory makes sense. I was kinda wondering mahself.***

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 2:32 PM
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Lol roofies and xannies is amateur hour.

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Posted: Apr 30, 2021, 1:36 PM
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Just wait until 2 a.m. and you find yourself chained up in my basement with half your scalp being used as the end of my paintbrush, where I'll paint your beautiful silouhette on that brick wall I've been trying to decorate.

You're a cheap date. MauldinT® could learn a thing or two.

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in the night, nothing warms your lonely gums like a sweat soaked pillow


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