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This probably wont make me drink Jim more
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This probably wont make me drink Jim more


Jan 31, 2014, 2:12 PM

But, I like the direction its heading (other than the Japanese part, of course.)




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


The ONLY thing that would make me drink Jim Beam more is


Jan 31, 2014, 2:21 PM

if she served me while naked every single day until I got tired of her. It's not terrible bourbon, but it's so absolutely run-of-the-mill that I can so no other reason to drink it. Except maybe free, and even then I'd quickly tire of it.

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Its my low end, but go absolutely no lower.


Jan 31, 2014, 2:24 PM

Typically I have a stash of Bulleit or Jack at my apartment to sip from. Red likes Knob Creek, so I normally have some of that around also.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Red can try some of my Knob if she wants***


Jan 31, 2014, 2:29 PM



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Thanks for this. But I can handle it for now.***


Jan 31, 2014, 3:14 PM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Frankly, after a couple doubles, it doesn't matter what I'm


Jan 31, 2014, 2:26 PM [ in reply to The ONLY thing that would make me drink Jim Beam more is ]

drinking anymore.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Lightweight.***


Jan 31, 2014, 2:27 PM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


How does that imply lightweight? After drinking two


Jan 31, 2014, 2:28 PM

doubles, I am perfectly happy with the cheapest liquor available.

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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Cause Im sure youre passed out on the floor


Jan 31, 2014, 2:30 PM

After crying like a child for Cole after two doubles.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


After two doubles, the fuse has been lit, credit card


Jan 31, 2014, 2:31 PM [ in reply to How does that imply lightweight? After drinking two ]

has replaced the debit card at the bar, and there is no telling what all chaos and hilarity my ensue.

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I probably should retract that and say the only way I drink


Jan 31, 2014, 2:31 PM [ in reply to Frankly, after a couple doubles, it doesn't matter what I'm ]

more Jim Beam is if it shows up at the Jounge tailgate, where the last vestiges of moderation are throat-punched, prison-shivved, kicked in the testicles, impaled on a rough-hewn pike, and finally, left to rot under a blazing Clemson sun so that it's corpse may be picked clean by the turkey vultures.

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Beam is good for mixing. Mixing is good for


Jan 31, 2014, 2:39 PM

feigning moderation and pace. Feigning moderation and pace is good for inspiring drunken tomfoolery.

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It truly seems like it would be much faster and easier to


Jan 31, 2014, 2:45 PM

shoot up a heroin/Goody's Powder/NyQuil/Khat/Olde English 800 speedball.

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Or perhaps a Jeffrey.


Jan 31, 2014, 2:56 PM

It's weed mostly. Got a bit of Opium in it. Some Heroin. Crunched up E's. Clorox. Methadone. Subutex. Morphine. Peyote. Some other stuff that's unidentifiable, and I think a little bit of Angel Dust, if I'm not mistaken. Keep it traditional.

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As long as there are furry walls. Im in


Jan 31, 2014, 3:06 PM




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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


STROKE THE FURRY WALL.***


Jan 31, 2014, 3:07 PM [ in reply to Or perhaps a Jeffrey. ]



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I'm a BC man.***


Jan 31, 2014, 2:59 PM [ in reply to It truly seems like it would be much faster and easier to ]



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Goody's for a headache, BC for a hangover.


Jan 31, 2014, 3:05 PM

One of my best friends reps both of these products, along with many others. He's the one that works with NASCAR marketing and gets me invites to all kinds of cool, celebrity-filled events.

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I had a job lined up to go around the country with a


Jan 31, 2014, 3:07 PM

Clorox or Kingsford NASCAR show car. They were just going to stick me with somebody else who had the CDL and all. Job fell through at the last second. This series of events lead up to the where we are today. That would have been a sweet gig at 23.

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Yes it would.


Jan 31, 2014, 3:11 PM

You should hear some of my buddy's stories. I mean, the ones that I wasn't present for, because I could tell you THOSE first hand.

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Doing payroll at a bank is cool, too...***


Jan 31, 2014, 3:15 PM [ in reply to I had a job lined up to go around the country with a ]



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I'd have also been making more doing that job


Jan 31, 2014, 3:24 PM

than I do now. I really have to get better at looking for work...

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Snap back with Stanback.***


Jan 31, 2014, 3:13 PM [ in reply to I'm a BC man.*** ]



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When GSK bought Block Drug for BC, they also went out and


Jan 31, 2014, 3:20 PM

scooped up Goody's and Stanback. Now GSK has sold off all of those to Prestige Brands. Did you know that both Satnback, Goody's and BC were all created in North Carolina? wEIRD.

On a side note, BC has not been as good since they took the salicylamide out of it.

On another side note, I know WAY too much about headache powders.

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I think the questions is, why does the North


Jan 31, 2014, 3:25 PM

Carolina insist on having their headache meds packaged for snorting?

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Indeed.***


Jan 31, 2014, 3:34 PM



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I got detained at the Denver airport for having a Goody's


Jan 31, 2014, 4:06 PM [ in reply to When GSK bought Block Drug for BC, they also went out and ]

I had it in my pocket and placed it in the basket to go through the metal detector and the agent/guard pulled me aside and accused me of transporting narcotics. I tried explaining what it was but they would not hear it. They insisted that it was narcotics. After about 30 minutes they started walking me to some back office when another agent, an older black gentleman, explained to them that it was like a Stanback. I guess a lightbulb finally went off and they released me, all the while scolding me for not having it in it's proper packaging. I didn't even argue that it was in it's proper package. I just left.

Idiots, I tell you. Idiots.

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Who is this? Mila Kunis? She hot...


Jan 31, 2014, 9:30 PM



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