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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Our kid is in the midst of his 12 week "wonder week"
Jan 20, 2014, 1:40 PM
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Thinking about suicide. How should I do it?
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All-TigerNet [14282]
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What is a wonder week and why do you know that answer?***
Jan 20, 2014, 1:44 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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A developmental milestone week were the kid is a general
Jan 20, 2014, 1:45 PM
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PITA.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Never heard of such
Jan 20, 2014, 1:47 PM
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and all of my children are perfect angels.
Your doing something terribly wrong.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Re: LMGTFY
Jan 20, 2014, 1:49 PM
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Leap 3: Anywhere between 11½-12½ weeks
The world of smooth transitions: This wonder week helps babies use their senses to distinguish order and constants in their surroundings, and the transitions in sound, movement, light, taste, smell and texture. New skills after this week include following something with her eyes and/or turning her head in a fluid motion, being more active and squirmy, being able to turn her body in different directions, rolling from tummy to back, shaking a rattle, starting to make noises such as screeching and cooing, gurgling and blowing raspberries, responding to something that intrigues her with a reaction such as laughter, showing interest in light, and liking to listen to sounds with various pitches. A sunny week should follow at approximately week 13.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Internet parenting
Jan 20, 2014, 1:51 PM
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Wait till lil CSO2 has a ####### headache, then you internet parent him and web md convinces you he needs a brain transplant.
If they are cranky... feed 'em, gas 'em, or put 'em to sleep.
Let me know when he is out of diapers and I'll give you a 3 step plan till he's a teenager.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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They tend to be crankier and harder to deal with during
Jan 20, 2014, 1:56 PM
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these periods of time, but okay.
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All-In [38514]
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Just wait until the first time he sleeps through the night.
Jan 20, 2014, 1:58 PM
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You'll wake up in a panic believing he's dead.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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We're getting that already (somehow). Sleeping from 8 to 7
Jan 20, 2014, 1:59 PM
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knock on wood
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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#### YOU
Jan 20, 2014, 2:00 PM
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My kid didn't sleep through the night til she was almost two and my 8 month old sleeps MAYBE 5 hours during the night. My kids are hell when it comes to sleeping.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I'm sure it's all going to change.***
Jan 20, 2014, 2:01 PM
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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Most of my friends have kids that sleep well. We just
Jan 20, 2014, 2:50 PM
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aren't lucky on that front.
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if it helps, my son only started sleeping thru the night
Jan 20, 2014, 4:10 PM
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at around 3 weeks old.
ok...that probably doesn't help.
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All-In [38514]
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All-TigerNet [14282]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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YOU DON"T SAY?
Jan 20, 2014, 1:53 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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Don't you mean from the time
Jan 20, 2014, 1:59 PM
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the mom starts puking all the time until the time they move out and are off payroll are mostly a PITA?
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All-TigerNet [14282]
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Nope.***
Jan 20, 2014, 2:00 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75714]
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I've seen the looks on parents faces, far more often
Jan 20, 2014, 2:11 PM
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look full of dread, rarely have a look that says it is worth it.
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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### is a wonder week?
Jan 20, 2014, 1:44 PM
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sounds like something from science class
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All-In [38514]
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Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Jan 20, 2014, 1:44 PM
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duh
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All-TigerNet [11019]
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Benadryl - the $7 babysitter.***
Jan 20, 2014, 2:00 PM
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PSA - test this before you need it. Sometimes benadryl has
Jan 20, 2014, 2:05 PM
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the opposite effect.
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Standout [349]
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I gave my kid Benadryl for the first time on a flight from
Jan 20, 2014, 2:07 PM
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GSP to Phoenix. They almost had to emergency land in KC. That little SOB was a cat on a leash.
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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first mistake
Jan 20, 2014, 2:49 PM
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putting a cat on a leash.
second mistake
thinking your cat was a child
third mistake
calling your cat/child an SOB. Your wife would not appreciate that.
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Rock Defender [53]
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4th mistake. Thinking Greenr GsAF****
Jan 20, 2014, 2:50 PM
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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RIP in Peace Brett Favre***
Jan 20, 2014, 2:51 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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VIVA MASSAGE THERAPIST. Whoa! THERAPIST reads
Jan 20, 2014, 2:52 PM
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like
The Rapist.
Weird.
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Heisman Winner [105525]
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If you massage therapist, is it still considered rape?***
Jan 20, 2014, 2:53 PM
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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So let me get this straight
Jan 20, 2014, 2:14 PM
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1) write a book about a made up phenomena experienced by babies
2) ???
3) PROFIT
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All-TigerNet [14282]
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The trick is to be exact with the timing.
Jan 20, 2014, 2:16 PM
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That way, when a kid isn't following the exact timetable, it sends the parents into a tizzy and you can sell other solutions.
11 1/2 weeks to 12 1/12 weeks, lol
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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The info is free and all over the webs.
Jan 20, 2014, 2:19 PM
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lol.
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CU Guru [1321]
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First time Parent... Isn't that precious?!***
Jan 20, 2014, 2:33 PM
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