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I didn't MauldinT my britches but I'm still feeling shame
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I didn't MauldinT my britches but I'm still feeling shame


Feb 16, 2022, 10:15 AM

Working from home today and the cleaning lady is here. She's a real sweet gal, immigrant family, works her butt off and the house smells like Fabuloso when she's done.

She always starts upstairs and then cleans her way to the front door. Now the joungy part: I felt a rumble in my gut and had a hot untrustworthy fart that told me I was in for an unpleasant blowout within the hour.

Make it to the downstairs half bath, turn on the fan and use several courtesy flushes but they didn't really help. The air freshener can was empty so I sat in there an extra minute or so on Tiktok to help the smell dissipate.

I exit the bathroom and make it back to my desk, closing the door behind me and leaving the fan on. Not 30 seconds after I sit down, she comes down the stairs and heads straight for that bathroom. Sitting in silence, I hear the door open, she walks in and then proceeds to go into a 30 second coughing fit.

I may add an extra $20 for today.

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Gotta keep a box of matches in there mayne***


Feb 16, 2022, 10:22 AM



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