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YOUR BALANCE
I am a single man again.
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I am a single man again.


Sep 14, 2015, 2:30 PM

I am sorta stunned, and relieved, at the same time.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Soon


Sep 14, 2015, 2:33 PM

you'll be a single man that's in the ROH!

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i THINK you are almost Legend


Sep 14, 2015, 2:35 PM

SO I gave you a pity point.

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Re: We are here for you***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:33 PM



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Except for when we're not.***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:34 PM



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Re: unspoken***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:35 PM



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We should put him on Mackey's preyer list!***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:36 PM



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Please, God, no!!


Sep 14, 2015, 2:37 PM

Was that a prayer? It sounded like a prayer.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Your prayer was answered.


Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM

I did not put you on Mackey's preyer list.



































































Yet.

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Kangarts.***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:34 PM



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Congrats, already ditched the gf, or are you strictly


Sep 14, 2015, 2:36 PM

speaking legally? Either way, this is a good opportunity to drink heavily.

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I'd be huge fool to ditch Mumbette


Sep 14, 2015, 2:53 PM

she does not disappoint, evar.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


I am too!


Sep 14, 2015, 2:37 PM

I mean, really....can you imagine the carnage if there were TWO of me?

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I think I am enough meatsack


Sep 14, 2015, 2:38 PM

to make a couple of you, but who's counting?

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


I'm thinking two and a third.


Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM

But I'm not counting!

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Re: Is it facebook official yet?***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:37 PM



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Not ghana do that.


Sep 14, 2015, 2:39 PM

Just doesn't seem right.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Re: Im confused like lakebum1


Sep 14, 2015, 2:40 PM

no more mumbette or just legally you're not married?

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Oh.


Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM

No more legally married.

Mumbette is the comfort and aid I have always deserved as a warlord in waiting.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Re: oooooh well I retract my "we're here for you" statement


Sep 14, 2015, 2:42 PM

congrats.

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How does it feel to breathe free air?***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:38 PM



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Cheers!***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:39 PM



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pigs of ex's


Sep 14, 2015, 2:40 PM

poon kitty?

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Re: I am a single man again.


Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM

TU for moving forward.

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EAT ALL THE PUSSIE


Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM

ALL OF IT

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Re: like more than cervical cancer eats?***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:45 PM



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Whom gets re-hitched first, Tote or Mumbo?


Sep 14, 2015, 2:44 PM

An acceptable wild card answer would be that tatertot guy, but I am pretty sure his wife fed him to that dog.

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38.52 yrs


Sep 14, 2015, 2:55 PM

married 4 me. I'll let you draw conclusions...

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you like complex mathematical equations?***


Sep 14, 2015, 2:56 PM



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I was actually gonna say 38.5167395


Sep 14, 2015, 3:41 PM

but why pick at nits...

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Marriage:


Sep 14, 2015, 2:57 PM [ in reply to 38.52 yrs ]

Because a chitty day doesn't have to end when you get home.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


You haven't had ##### in 28.52 years?


Sep 14, 2015, 3:55 PM [ in reply to 38.52 yrs ]

Not counting when you're alone...

;)

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Having been there, I can say....


Sep 14, 2015, 3:05 PM

"stunned and relieved" is all part of the process.

The next part of the process gets better. Drinking, wommens, leaving the lid up, farting at will, and not having to pick up a ###### thing around the house unless you wish.

I suggest a trip to Maui. It's almost like a time machine back to college.

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Re: I remember my experimental days***


Sep 14, 2015, 3:06 PM



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Wait, when did you stop?***


Sep 14, 2015, 3:07 PM



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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Re: When I dumped Kendra


Sep 14, 2015, 3:10 PM

no pigs i mean if you really want one I can post it but too much clothes

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So, if you had to do it all over again, would


Sep 14, 2015, 3:09 PM

you have replaced that headrest in the Beetle?


;) congrats....I know you've been waiting for this, but I know you're also gentleman (and father) enough not to make a celebration out of it, so I'm sure that's part of the "stunned" part.

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If you recall, the headrest was actually in the back seat.


Sep 14, 2015, 3:13 PM

So I didn't have to buy anything, which was very unusual with the ex.

The ex believed in shopping therapy.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Thank god.....


Sep 14, 2015, 3:41 PM [ in reply to So, if you had to do it all over again, would ]

I thought you were about to break out into Barbara Streisand's "Memories"

I hate that ####### song. What's to painful to remember,........I spit on.

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Welcome to...the........club.


Sep 14, 2015, 3:12 PM

Oh wait.

Dammitt!!! That's right, I got married again.

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MauldinT, where are you???


What in the hell did you do that for?***


Sep 14, 2015, 3:17 PM



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pRe:ggers


Sep 14, 2015, 3:19 PM

Don't you remember the story that day?

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That is no justification.***


Sep 14, 2015, 3:21 PM



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for every dude that gets married twice, that's one dude


Sep 14, 2015, 3:20 PM [ in reply to What in the hell did you do that for?*** ]

that doesn't have to.


you should be thanking him, aero

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I think I got married in Vegas.***


Sep 14, 2015, 3:22 PM



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that DOES explain why


Sep 14, 2015, 3:31 PM

willki's been scarce lately


#hawkward

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My uncle has been married 4 times


Sep 14, 2015, 3:53 PM [ in reply to What in the hell did you do that for?*** ]

He just met a woman a couple of weeks ago, already talking about making her #5. Insanity.

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My son was my witness for 1 year continuous


Sep 14, 2015, 3:56 PM

separation today. There was an old guy in the waiting area behind us getting divorce no. 5.

"I ain't even looking fer a girlfriend any more."

We both cracked up.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


He's done good for about 6 years now


Sep 14, 2015, 4:00 PM

I don't know what happened, my cousins reckon he got his peter touched for the first time in awhile, and that's all it took.

The last wife almost killed him with a shotgun, had he not dove behind the garage he probably wouldn't be here today. She still cuts his hair though.



There's some crazy people out there.

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Yep, and your family ain't got the only ones, either.


Sep 14, 2015, 4:06 PM

Got a couple on my side.

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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


Shouldn't you be changing a poopie diaper right now?***


Sep 14, 2015, 3:18 PM [ in reply to Welcome to...the........club. ]



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i don't think he's THAT old***


Sep 14, 2015, 3:20 PM



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Not right now, but probably when I get home from work. But,


Sep 14, 2015, 4:17 PM [ in reply to Shouldn't you be changing a poopie diaper right now?*** ]

don't forget














milk teddies

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MauldinT, where are you???


Milk teddies are for looking


Sep 14, 2015, 4:19 PM

#sadface

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It's not HIS fault you don't drink coffee.***


Sep 14, 2015, 4:20 PM



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True. Milk teddie milk is so sweet,


Sep 14, 2015, 4:29 PM

after you put it in coffee, you don't need sugar.

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MauldinT, where are you???


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