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Heisman Winner [137201]
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Next door neighbor put his house on the market a coupla
Aug 18, 2022, 2:36 PM
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2-3 months ago, hasn't had many bites/showings, which is an oddity for the last year or two of real estate, but probably another sign that the market has at least leveled off, if not even dropped a little. So I saw this Asian family looking at it last week, and they stayed a while. Husband, wife, a young kid or two. I'm thinking Japanese/Chinese, pretty decidedly not Filipino like two of the other 3 houses on my cul de sac. Neighbors on the other side are black (also the best neighbors in the history of neighbors), so if this family moves in, we will be a cul de sac minority. One of the Filipino families makes the best lumpia I've ever had, and I need to figure out how to get more of that lumpia into my facehole.
Anyway, the dad was back this morning looking at the house, and had another person in a kinda contractor looking van (ladder on top is my context clue here). Did they already buy/close? I need to text my old neighbor and see if something happened. I'm trying to determine how I feel about Asians immediately next door. This could go either way. Or it could go no way, and they're neither friendly or unfriendly and just keep to themselves. Should I be worried they'll turn my kids Asian? Try to bring math into a to-date pretty math-free cul de sac? What do, Junge?
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Heisman Winner [137201]
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Also, 4 commas in that first sentence.
Aug 18, 2022, 2:39 PM
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Top that. You can't.
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Oculus Spirit [75449]
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Betcha I can.***
Aug 18, 2022, 2:54 PM
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All-In [30174]
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He said commas, not no punctuation.***
Aug 18, 2022, 4:05 PM
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All-In [47206]
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Asian family moved next door to us in Greenville
Aug 18, 2022, 2:40 PM
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after the older gentleman that lived there passed. They totally kept to themselves.
And chickens, had three chickens that they let just run around. Well, ended up to be two chickens after those dumb cluckers got into our back yard and one of my two dogs took care of one. Found it a week later when I ran over the carcass while cutting the long grass that was overdue for a cut.
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They make the best home security system on the market.
Aug 18, 2022, 2:43 PM
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If a good Asian is a buena Asian, is a bad Asian a
Aug 18, 2022, 2:46 PM
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mal-asian?
It sounds like you're China stir the pot a bit on a Thursday afternoon.
Yes, your kids are likely to become really bad drivers just by association.
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But they'll get great math tutoring!***
Aug 18, 2022, 2:49 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79296]
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Are we talking recent immigrants, or people who have been
Aug 18, 2022, 3:10 PM
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stateside awhile? If recent immigrants, they will be extremely polite and respectful, but will also have no respect for you and possibly hate you for no reason. You'll probably never know it though.
Chinese people are wild, granted my experience with them is largely at sales meetings and trade shows. But those fuggers will party until 6am every night. They are also huge liars and will stab you in the back over anything if they think it benefits them even in the slightest. Koreans are similar but much less malicious.
Japanese tend to be a bit more laid back but are fairly serious people. They can be difficult to form relationships with, but once they like you they'll be some of the best people you know. If they don't like you you'll either never see them/hear from them, or when you do they'll at least be cordial.
Going to Japan was one of the best trips I've ever taken, the friendliness and cleanliness of that culture is unrivaled. I've never felt so disgusted to be an American as when we landed in Atlanta and the poor Japanese tourists were being screamed at by fat wannabe drill sargent TSA morons. I actually apologized on behalf of our country to several of them while we were standing in line. Complete 180 from my experience when I landed there.
I HOPE THIS HELPS
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19B I too have traveled extensively in Asia and I can tell
Aug 18, 2022, 3:20 PM
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you one thing -- in spite of their conservative culture, married couples are extremely sexually liberated in private, and are in love with the idea of strong American "cowboys." I advise making aggressive sexual advances towards the wife, in front of the husband. They will play shy and possibly offended at first, but expect a knock at your door later that night for a little love my neighbor long time.
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I actually think most of them will sell you their wives for
Aug 18, 2022, 3:22 PM
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the right price, and it might be lower than you think.
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True story. I was in Prague on a school (college) trip
Aug 18, 2022, 3:41 PM
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walking with some coeds with our gropu and a german guy walked up to me and asked me how much for the girls.
Das perverts, them germans.
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All-In [47206]
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Soooooo......
Aug 18, 2022, 3:46 PM
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how much did you get?
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So much for that.
Aug 18, 2022, 4:03 PM
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Sincerely,
Tickle_It
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Oculus Spirit [78974]
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I put my house on the market on Monday
Aug 18, 2022, 3:22 PM
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Had 1 showing that day, and 8 total as of today.
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Oculus Spirit [80688]
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But the market is crashing!
Aug 18, 2022, 3:28 PM
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lulz
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Oculus Spirit [78974]
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Technically yes. We're building a house and have
Aug 18, 2022, 4:35 PM
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all the deets set out and have put our earnest money down.
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What part of the world do you live?***
Aug 18, 2022, 4:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78974]
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Taylors baby,
Aug 18, 2022, 4:35 PM
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15 minutes to downtown greenville, 15 minutes to everywhere you'd want to be around here.
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When I lived in 'Greer' I used to drive thru Taylors to
Aug 18, 2022, 5:59 PM
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actually get to Greer. LOL.
Great area, loved it for over 30 years. We Simpsonville people now. Best part is a little closer to the beach.
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maybe I missed it but 19B - what happened to the looneys
Aug 18, 2022, 3:36 PM
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you guys called the cops on for possible abuse?
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I, too, was wondering about this.***
Aug 18, 2022, 4:27 PM
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Heisman Winner [137201]
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Not much of anything to report. They still live there,
Aug 18, 2022, 4:59 PM
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but the friend/counselor who got the story from one of the adopted kids...I don't have any updates from her. I THINK I saw one of the daughters at some point, but it's kinda hard to know. If there's fuckery and child abuse going on there, they're still getting away with it.
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Re: Next door neighbor put his house on the market a coupla
Aug 18, 2022, 4:06 PM
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This reminds me of a painful fact about myself.
Aug 18, 2022, 4:30 PM
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I never hooked up with an Asian girl. Not a once! And I'm counting Indian girls, too. In fact, the most exotic chick I ever got it on with was an Ashkanazi Jew.
My whole life is one big missed opportunity.
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Not really my thing, but I've gone Asian a few times.
Aug 18, 2022, 4:56 PM
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The most interesting one was completely hairless besides her head. Never shaved a day in her life because she never had to--legs, beav, nothin'. Smooth as a baby's ass. That was neat. And I'm pretty sure she wasn't 9 or anything, unless her 30ish friend likes hanging out with 9 year olds.
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Re: Not really my thing, but I've gone Asian a few times.
Aug 18, 2022, 5:04 PM
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Welcome them to the neighbor hood.
Aug 18, 2022, 5:55 PM
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Be nice. Be friendly. Get some General's Chicken homemade! Asian neighbors are Great!
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