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Gather 'round for Tales of the Poop.
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Gather 'round for Tales of the Poop.


Jan 6, 2022, 10:27 AM

So APM has two poop tales for you today.

Yesterday APM had one of those nagging "you can feel it in there but it ain't all come out" kind of poop days. No big deal, it happens. Hurried home to go to karate with lilest'APM and we had a good workout (BTW, any of y'all do BJJ? APM can't see how people are not ALWAYS having staph/Mrsa in those places), and in the shower APM went to clean the bunghole, and a clump of poop came out. We're not talking big dingleberry here, we're talking clump of poop. Would have thought the body would have told APM to expel something like that, but no.

Then dis mawn APM was late getting up and late for his shower. He stepped on the scales as he always does pre-shower, but the poop urge hit and he did his thing. Came back and literally weighed 2 lbs less. And it wasn't even that big of a deuce.

Have a great day Lunge!

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how many knuckles-deep to you go to claw that prize out?***


Jan 6, 2022, 10:30 AM



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Re: how many knuckles-deep to you go to claw that prize out?***


Jan 6, 2022, 10:38 AM



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Not even CW42 OSU depth. 'Twas just hangin' right there.***


Jan 6, 2022, 11:30 AM [ in reply to how many knuckles-deep to you go to claw that prize out?*** ]



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thought this was a Miura post at first.***


Jan 6, 2022, 10:33 AM



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Re: Gather 'round for Tales of the Poop.


Jan 6, 2022, 10:39 AM



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APM channeling Otisman.*******


Jan 6, 2022, 10:42 AM



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I’ve been squirting brown water out my boom boom since 3:00 am.


Jan 6, 2022, 10:53 AM

Said I wouldn’t, but I did, take anti-diarrhea medicine about half an hour ago.

Hoping to finish my day in bed instead of on the toilet.

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Sounds like your large intestine is having an insurrection.***


Jan 6, 2022, 10:54 AM



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Well I was gonna post in a sperate thread but since this is


Jan 6, 2022, 11:06 AM

a literal shitpost, I will say that my coworkers should be thankful I like IPAs and not Sour Ales. Because the last filth deposit I just evacuated made me gag a little and wonder if I'm sick. A lot more sour than a usual splatter.

They should also be thankful that I always call upon my friend Curtis_C_Flush.
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RIP to the most important scok of our lifetime***


Jan 6, 2022, 6:19 PM



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ahem


Jan 6, 2022, 6:21 PM

joeythefoot

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I’ll leave this here


Jan 6, 2022, 2:24 PM

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waffle%20stomp

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