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Heisman Winner [134325]
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More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 8:43 AM
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MfOjr: "Daddy, how do you know if a copier is playing music?"
Me: "Oh man....umm....I don't know"
MfOjr" "the paper is jamming!"
Enjoy your day and Go Tigers!!
Message was edited by: MyfavOrange®
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110%er [8273]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 9:05 AM
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We used to have a copier in our office named Bob Marley
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CU Medallion [61826]
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More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 9:24 AM
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So, a grasshopper goes into a bar and hops up onto a bar stool and says,
"Bartender, I would like to order a drink."
The bartender replies, "Hey, we have a drink named after you! Would you like one?"
To which the grasshopper asks, "You have a drink named 'Murray'?"
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110%er [8619]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 12:36 PM
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A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
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All-TigerNet [11478]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 1:21 PM
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1st grade humor:
Daughter: What does the dog call his distant cousin?
Me: I don't know. What?
Daughter: Woof!
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Orange Blooded [2420]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 1:34 PM
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I was a copier before they had copiers. I copied someone’s homework. I also had to copy, I must not get out of my desk when the teacher is out of the room and I must not talk in class.
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Orange Blooded [2975]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 1:35 PM
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Blondes don't know what a light bulb is.
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Hall of Famer [22659]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 2:37 PM
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What did the buffalo say when his son moved out?
Bison
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Orange Blooded [2975]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 3:42 PM
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How many cow tatas has Uncle Joe milked?
None. Uncle Joe had no transgender cows back then.
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110%er [8273]
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What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?
Oct 13, 2022, 4:19 PM
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Aye matey!
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Freshman [-79]
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I don't get it?
Oct 13, 2022, 4:26 PM
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I kid, I kid.
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CU Medallion [50787]
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Looking like POTD ??????????????????
Oct 13, 2022, 7:59 PM
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??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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All-In [40929]
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what happens when you go to bed with an itchy butt
Oct 13, 2022, 8:05 PM
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you wake up with a smelly finger
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CU Guru [1504]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 10:08 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer….. Ground Beef
That one has been in my Dad- A-Base for a long time.
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Letterman [293]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 13, 2022, 10:44 PM
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How does a wet rabbit dry off? It uses a "hare drier"
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CU Guru [1747]
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Oct 14, 2022, 10:29 AM
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Unique up on it
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CU Guru [1933]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 14, 2022, 10:37 AM
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I love it when you start this thread! Nothing like a good corny joke to make you laugh out loud! Thanks for doing this, MFO.
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110%er [9106]
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Maybe 8th grade humor, but.....
Oct 14, 2022, 10:40 AM
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How do you catch a polar bear? You go up north where there's lots of ice. Cut a hole in the ice and scatter some frozen peas around it. Then when the polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole. 
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110%er [8619]
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Re: Maybe 8th grade humor, but.....
Oct 14, 2022, 11:03 AM
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That one never gets old.
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110%er [9106]
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Why was the mushroom invited to all the parties?
Oct 14, 2022, 10:42 AM
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Because he was a fungi!
Bible jokes:
What was the first mention of tennis in the Bible?
When Joseph served in Pharoah's court
What was the first mention of a car in the Bible?
When the disciples were all in one Accord.
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All-In [34486]
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Disgusting that you would joke about the
Oct 14, 2022, 1:21 PM
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bible and think it's funny
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110%er [8619]
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Re: More sixth grade humor!
Oct 14, 2022, 1:53 PM
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And that is how you kill a post with jokes.
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