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Finally, a wedding worth discussing
Apr 23, 2021, 12:46 AM
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Kentucky families, seems cool
Dude had the best mullet ever. Made Kenny Powers look like he had a buzz cut. Just a breathtaking Kentucky Waterfall.
2 signature drinks and one was an old fashion and the other a fruity lemonade with vodka
Weirdly, nobody drank the old fashion even though these are Kentucky bourbon folks (we had Maker’s Mark)
Everything started pretty normal with passed food and a champagne tower, etc
No hotties worth reporting, groom is super fun and bride was a normal blushing bride
We go upstairs for dinner and stuff gets weird
Apparently bride was raised by grandma and not real mom. Her parents are divorced and step dad was cool, had a few vodka sodas and dropped a $20 every other time
People start talking drama about how mom was upset that grandma had preferential treatment over her. Parents were supposed to split costs of wedding and mom didn’t pay, so groom paid her half.
Mom changes dresses because someone called her original dress ugly. Seemed like more a power struggle than actual trash talk
Well, it got weird. Mom disappeared to bridal suite, bride cries during reception, dad’s toast flops
3 piece band playing sweet classic rock, but not wedding music. Nobody danced, but Lynyrd Skynyrd was played
Groom acts like nothing weird is happening.
This was all foreshadowed by the first guest that said he knew the groom since kindergarten. He said things may get weird. He later asked what the worst event we worked was. This one now ranks up there
Some facts are slightly skewed to protect the innocent, but it was so weird and awkward
Also, how many of you upstate UDPs have a hat tan? Dudes had legit white lines on forehead and tan faces
I can probably answer some questions, but don’t wanna offer too much info
Let’s see what tomorrow’s wedding brings!
Also, Saturday at the poverty venue, so that should be fun also
Catch y’all in the morning arguing about dems vs pubs and other useless nonsense
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Re: Finally, a wedding worth discussing
Apr 23, 2021, 1:00 AM
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Careful buddy - I like talking about useless nonsense.
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Oculus Spirit [97697]
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Lol.
Apr 23, 2021, 3:45 AM
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Sounds like small town SC drama.
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Yeah, I can’t remember if it was eastern or western KY
Apr 23, 2021, 6:51 AM
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It one dude wore it as a redneck badge of honor
Total small town drama
More ladies that probably say beauty parlor
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Oculus Spirit [97697]
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I had to get married to learn all about that stuff.
Apr 23, 2021, 8:20 AM
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And wife gets pissed when I don't take a side. Like one side is better than the other when they're both petulant Karens...? Sorry. Not playing that game.
Was really foreign to me growing up. All families got along basically.
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Lot o points [163010]
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So the wedding reception turned family squabble
Apr 23, 2021, 6:42 AM
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Any blows thrown? Any hair pulling? Any "I hate yous?"
I think we need a little more details for classification purposes.
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From what I understand
Apr 23, 2021, 6:49 AM
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They knew that there would be drama because of the grandma raising the bride and not her mom
They tried to elope and were pressured into doing a “real” wedding. Hindsight says that was family manipulation to create a stage to cause a scene
MOB was loving and then cussed out the planner and then loving again. She and the bride disagreed on something and there was the typical argument over who’s wedding it is (MOB vs Bride is pretty common)
No fights this time. We did have a West Virginia wedding that ended with a bridesmaids BF head butting somebody
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Lot o points [155750]
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I like old fashioned’s well enough, but poor wedding
Apr 23, 2021, 6:58 AM
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Form not going with mint juleps.
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Greenr saw the mint plants growing by the pool over the
Apr 23, 2021, 7:38 AM
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weekend and started salivating. It's almost time!!!
*Actually, they are ready for harvesting to drink.
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Hours worked & money made with tips broken out sep’ly - and
Apr 23, 2021, 7:01 AM
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how many folks were in on the split, please.
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Tips were surprisingly OK
Apr 23, 2021, 7:26 AM
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$22 each after the 4 way split
$175 on the hourly
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So - 3 hours ? $22 in tips seems REALLY low.***
Apr 23, 2021, 7:43 AM
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Dang man
Apr 23, 2021, 9:12 AM
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That's a full week's pay in Kentucky
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So 6 hours worked - $22 in tips from a 4 way split.
Apr 23, 2021, 1:36 PM
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(Note to self - Add to Tipping Stereotype Spreadsheet 1-A:
Western Kentucky (or was it Eastern Kentucky ? ? . . . it matters), drama-centric gatherings will result in CRAP contributions to your disposable income.)
Got it.
Anything else for Spreadsheet 1-A ? ?
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Lot o points [155750]
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So for all the “worst” superlatives about this wedding,
Apr 23, 2021, 7:03 AM
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You provide no real deep info giving us the colorful details needed to back up your claim.
“Oh man my friend got the craziest car ever! I mean you haven’t seen one like this. What’s it like, you ask? Well, it has 4 wheels and looks soooo weird.”
MORE DEETS MAN
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Alright
Apr 23, 2021, 7:15 AM
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The mom likely has some sort of mental, addiction, alcohol problem so I don’t want to totally call her out for her actions because that would be like serving old fashioneds instead of mint juleps
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Lot o points [155750]
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So we just have to take your word for it?
Apr 23, 2021, 7:18 AM
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You’re in the circle of trust, so I give you the benefit of the doubt. But your discretion ultimately hurts your cause, and for that reason, I’m out.
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Lot o points [163010]
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We definitely have had juicier details on ones not rated
Apr 23, 2021, 7:20 AM
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this high by Fluff.
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Sorry to disappoint
Apr 23, 2021, 7:24 AM
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One becomes a CSB you had to be there scenario on paper
It just had a weird vibe and we all could see it
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Lot o points [155750]
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Well, we couldn’t ALL see it.
Apr 23, 2021, 7:26 AM
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Primarily because you’ve CENSORED OUT THE GOOD PARTS.
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Hopefully I can redeem myself tonight
Apr 23, 2021, 7:27 AM
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I guess the encouragement from last week made my head a little big
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It’s tough to do what you’re trying to do.
Apr 23, 2021, 7:29 AM
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You’ve gotta be 100% gossip columnist or 100% gentleman. You can’t do both well simultaneously.
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It's not going to translate into a sellable movie ######.
Apr 23, 2021, 7:48 AM
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And it's definitely not a 'typical day in the life of FBCoachSC®' story at the worst.
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Weird is mentioned a bunch. Was this all out in the open
Apr 23, 2021, 7:41 AM
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on the microphone or just as stuff was going on around your bar ?
If I was at a table, minding my own biznatch, sipping on numerous Makers Old Fashioneds, would I have known about all the drama that was swirling ?
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Yes
Apr 23, 2021, 11:34 AM
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It’s not often dad can’t say a speech, mom is taken upstairs half way through and never comes back, seeing the bride run inside sobbing (not happy crying), a groom that DGAF, a mom nearly passed out at dinner, a mom order a virgin drink for her daughter and then daughter tries to order the real deal (not my first rodeo sista)
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Good, GOOD - Yes, YES . . . NOW we are getting somewhere....
Apr 23, 2021, 1:29 PM
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do tell more . . . .
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Oculus Spirit [79183]
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A wedding worth discussing
Apr 23, 2021, 9:13 AM
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yet not really discussed. Am I missing something hear?
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SAME. It's like the treadmill of wedding stories.
Apr 23, 2021, 9:27 AM
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So much work, so little distance traveled.
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Definitely not some of Fluff's best reporting / story tellin***
Apr 23, 2021, 10:01 AM
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Admittedly so***
Apr 23, 2021, 11:36 AM
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Finally something to discuss
Apr 23, 2021, 11:10 AM
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and..
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Sorry, I added some deets sprinkled through
Apr 23, 2021, 11:35 AM
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I was pressure washing the pollen off of my pallet deck
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