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Orange Blooded [3924]
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I had a date Sunday.
Mar 1, 2017, 9:59 AM
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Went roller skating and then out for dinner. I know. Doesn't sound too romantic but getting back out there is not as easy as I thought it would be. I hope to have a follow up date tonight or tomorrow night. By the way, the date was with a woman you bunch of GHEYS.
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Legend [17753]
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Sarcastic comment! Encouraging thought. Ribald humour!!***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:01 AM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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My gosh, why hasn't this been deleted???***
Mar 1, 2017, 11:37 AM
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All-In [47750]
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Roller skating?
Mar 1, 2017, 10:04 AM
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You always sounded older than 15.
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110%er [5508]
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Re: Roller skating?
Mar 1, 2017, 10:05 AM
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Maybe his date was 15
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Orange Blooded [3924]
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I'm 48 and it was fun.
Mar 1, 2017, 11:34 AM
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we were sweethearts in middle school and used to go skating together. I just thought it would be fun. It was. I REALLY enjoyed skating behind her.
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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You give love a bad name
Mar 1, 2017, 10:05 AM
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bad name
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Oculus Spirit [79215]
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I would ask for pigs of date
Mar 1, 2017, 10:07 AM
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but not sure if poasting pigs of kids at the skating rink is allowed or not.
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All-In [46825]
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It's not***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:08 AM
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All-In [43697]
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did you SIIHB?***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:07 AM
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All-In [38190]
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Did you SIIHisB?***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:08 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79215]
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Did she SIIYB***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:09 AM
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Orange Blooded [2053]
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Did you FHRITP?***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:10 AM
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All-In [43697]
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how big are her mammaries?***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:11 AM
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Heisman Winner [137923]
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YUGE.
Mar 1, 2017, 10:43 AM
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She can remamber practically everything.
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Hall of Famer [21258]
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Does she have a dog?
Mar 1, 2017, 10:33 AM
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too soon? too much?
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All-In [40344]
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hopefully you showed her your humorous side
Mar 1, 2017, 10:45 AM
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with a joke like this:
middle aged farmer was driving down the road in his
... pickup truck.
Riding shotgun is his 11 year old granddaughter.
Farmer pulls up behind Lorena Bobbits car just as she tosses out John Wayne Bobbits severed schlong.
Wind catches it and the schlong bounces off of the pickups windshield.
“What was that?” asked the granddaughter.
Struggling for an answer that would protect his granddaughters innocence the farmer says,
“It was a bug.”
About 30 seconds pass and his granddaughter finally says “Sure had a big d i c k !”
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Oculus Spirit [83119]
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Did you go skrong to the hoop?***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:49 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79215]
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*rim***
Mar 1, 2017, 10:50 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Are you divorced yet?
Mar 1, 2017, 12:04 PM
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Whats the hurry to go back to Shawshank?
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Orange Blooded [3924]
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I couple of months away.
Mar 1, 2017, 12:55 PM
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Not planning on getting married again anytime soon (if ever) but it is nice to spend time with someone you like and is attractive (and close to my age).
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