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Heisman Winner [139882]
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Quick story, too funny not to share...
Dec 11, 2017, 11:49 AM
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I was in line at Subway wearing my Clemson gear when the punk behind the counter said, "Clemson fan, huh?". Well I knew where this was going, so I replied, "Yeah, pretty obvious I'm a winner and you aren't... let me guess, you're a lamecock?" Well, I knew I got him good b/c a dad with his family in line behind me had on a Clemson hat, and he didn't even jump in to help make fun of the looser b/c he saw I had the situation under control. Then I told the punk chicken fan that he was lucky Dabo was our coach b/c if not, the score could have easily been 100-0. Then I told him that I wanted extra mustard on my sandwich, and he better make it right b/c if he lost this job he prolly couldn't get another being a coot and all. He apologized and said he was working this job to save money for college, and I said who cares.
Lol, too easy.
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Oculus Spirit [96805]
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And then what happened?***
Dec 11, 2017, 11:52 AM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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And then she realized it was just another lame
Dec 11, 2017, 12:12 PM
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Frances Marion story.
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Orange Blooded [3888]
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...
Dec 11, 2017, 11:52 AM
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Sounds like you need to take Dabo's advice about winning with class and losing with class.
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Orange Blooded [2984]
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...
Dec 11, 2017, 11:58 AM
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We all know FM is a well-known satire writer.
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Heisman Winner [139882]
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All-In [40736]
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You're a meanie***
Dec 11, 2017, 11:53 AM
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CU Guru [1277]
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...
Dec 11, 2017, 11:53 AM
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Scavage!
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All-TigerNet [14451]
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...
Dec 11, 2017, 11:53 AM
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man, that was a real kneeslapper. you sure told that coot a thing or 2.
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Heisman Winner [139882]
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You should have seen the look on his face!***
Dec 11, 2017, 11:55 AM
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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Can you attempt to recreate that look for us?
Dec 11, 2017, 12:16 PM
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That will really make your story 'pop'
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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Re: Can you attempt to recreate that look for us?
Dec 11, 2017, 4:37 PM
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...why Subway?
Dec 11, 2017, 11:57 AM
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he cant ask you about frys when working there
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Orange Blooded [4760]
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...
Dec 11, 2017, 12:01 PM
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ain't real, FM doesn't like mustard.
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110%er [5912]
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Sadly
Dec 11, 2017, 12:10 PM
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Francis Marion can't cut the mustard!
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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I don't know FM, seems a lot of time wasted on the help.***
Dec 11, 2017, 12:16 PM
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Heisman Winner [111419]
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haha, if was me I would have bought the store and fired him,
Dec 11, 2017, 12:18 PM
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because I am a very powerful and important business man.
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misspelled used to be . . .
Dec 11, 2017, 12:29 PM
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we all know your career took a dive ever since the scrotum on the Xerox debacle of 2014.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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I knew I shouldn't have read this...
Dec 11, 2017, 12:18 PM
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I almost died from LOL'ing out loud
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...
Dec 11, 2017, 12:27 PM
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noting has changed. Haven't been on TNET much and FM still posting BS!
Good day everyone!
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Is this even real?
Dec 11, 2017, 12:28 PM
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seems made up
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bruh....you savage af***
Dec 11, 2017, 12:29 PM
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Is this real?***
Dec 11, 2017, 12:29 PM
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...***
Dec 11, 2017, 12:37 PM
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SMDH FAM CALL THE LOCAL BURN CENTER***
Dec 11, 2017, 12:39 PM
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Question ... Did you get regular white bread or one
Dec 11, 2017, 12:41 PM
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of those fancy shmancy artisan breads ?
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Fake news
Dec 11, 2017, 1:00 PM
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guys can't make sandwiches
You should have done a 360 and walked out
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Re: Quick story, too funny not to share...***
Dec 11, 2017, 2:13 PM
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Your bad AF bro!***
Dec 11, 2017, 3:41 PM
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Heisman Winner [139882]
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yep***
Dec 11, 2017, 4:04 PM
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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^^^^obvious thread bump is obvious
Dec 11, 2017, 4:18 PM
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point ho@r
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Heisman Winner [139882]
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wrong.***
Dec 11, 2017, 4:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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GWP's not going to like you working his corner...
Dec 11, 2017, 4:33 PM
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slut.
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Heisman Winner [139882]
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.... and I'll respond to your comment a little later.***
Dec 11, 2017, 4:58 PM
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Heisman Winner [139882]
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Orange Blooded [2281]
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Well that was exciting...I think...
Dec 11, 2017, 5:12 PM
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Okay, I got bored and didn't read it all.
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TigerMaul told me you hit him with your change purse before
Dec 11, 2017, 5:24 PM
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you sachet-ed away.
Is that true.
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Hope it wasn't homemade mustard..***
Dec 11, 2017, 6:34 PM
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Just remember not to make folks working with your food
Dec 11, 2017, 9:13 PM
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really upset. I guess since it was a Subway you could keep a close eye on him though. Now , if he had been a fry cook with his head hanging over the griddle....
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