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Heisman Winner [111419]
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I pulled all the clemson grads at the office together
May 14, 2021, 1:43 PM
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and decided to give them a pep talk. I said that we are about to embark on an amazing journey, so strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride. Nothing in life comes for free though, so If you are not prepared to give 110%, then I expect you to tender your resignation immediately.
Anyway, the owners were none too pleased when they returned from lunch/ golf to find me the only person left in the office. However, I plan to take full advantage of this crisis and ask for a raise, I am pretty much indispensable at this point.
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All-In [43994]
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Maybe they knew you were setting them up for failure.
May 14, 2021, 1:57 PM
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After all, it isn’t possible to give 110% effort.
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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Re: Maybe they knew you were setting them up for failure.
May 14, 2021, 1:59 PM
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All-In [43994]
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You win the internet today!
May 14, 2021, 2:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81977]
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Re: You win the internet today!
May 14, 2021, 2:07 PM
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Hall of Famer [21722]
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Cheers!
May 14, 2021, 4:09 PM
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~JKB
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Orange Blooded [4510]
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"Hello, nurse...
May 14, 2021, 2:03 PM
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the patient that calls himself T-Balm is rambling about imaginary jobs again"
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Heisman Winner [111419]
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Re: "Hello, nurse...
May 14, 2021, 2:05 PM
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YOu are laughing now, but I can hear them arguing in the other room about my raise as we speak. I think the words I heard used were, "I'll give him a rasie he will never forget"
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Orange Blooded [4510]
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People giving 110% don't take long lunches or
May 14, 2021, 2:17 PM
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go golfing in the middle of the day. Certainly something I'd bring up in negotiations
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All-In [29823]
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How many Clemson grads are applying at 7-11 these days?***
May 14, 2021, 2:37 PM
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All-In [25889]
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Re: How many Clemson grads are applying at 7-11 these days?***
May 14, 2021, 3:01 PM
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T-Balm is now entering the Twilight Zone which means he is returning home.
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All-In [28235]
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do you have your own bathroom?
May 14, 2021, 4:00 PM
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it’s important
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Orange Blooded [2313]
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Re: do you have your own bathroom?
May 14, 2021, 4:18 PM
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You should not have put those mushrooms on your pizza.
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