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Has anyone tried my shaving advice?
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Has anyone tried my shaving advice?


Feb 5, 2021, 2:47 PM

Hot shower
Shampoo
Use conditioner as lube
Only stroke downward
Finish rinsing
Touch up shave in the mirror

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This sounds more like a post-hooker killing ritual than a


Feb 5, 2021, 2:50 PM

shaving routine.

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Shhhhhhh


Feb 5, 2021, 2:52 PM

You kill her with a beard and then shave so as to not look the same

DUH

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I've used conditioner as lube,


Feb 5, 2021, 2:50 PM

but that was for something unrelated.

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Getting the back brush up your


Feb 5, 2021, 2:51 PM

b-whole?

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Has anyone noticed that, as they've aged, the whole hole


Feb 5, 2021, 2:51 PM

sting thing has gone away? I feel like I could pour motor oil down there, and shrug it off now. Shampoo used to really hurt.

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Not sure if it needs its own thread


Feb 5, 2021, 2:55 PM

But this has me thinking of a weirdest place you’ve rubbed one

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ever get it in the peehole?


Feb 5, 2021, 3:04 PM

like DEEP?



yeah, me neither

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Lets take a feel trip over to r/sounding***


Feb 5, 2021, 3:14 PM



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you left out the D***


Feb 5, 2021, 3:47 PM



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Yeah, but I keep knicking my taint.***


Feb 5, 2021, 2:51 PM



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Yeah, but I keep knicking Greenr's taint.***


Feb 5, 2021, 3:02 PM



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*licking***


Feb 5, 2021, 3:17 PM



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So is it fair to say you're a knicker?***


Feb 5, 2021, 3:23 PM [ in reply to Yeah, but I keep knicking Greenr's taint.*** ]



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I just use soap.


Feb 5, 2021, 3:04 PM

And put it on the mirror, too. It keeps it from fogging up.

I don't shave my face clean much though; I have a dull electric razor I'll use a couple times a week. I don't really see anyone, so there isn't much reason to be perty.

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I have a beerd...so no, I ain't tried it. But that brings


Feb 5, 2021, 4:02 PM

up a different issue. All you excessively hairy-faced fuggers out there, how in Gawd's name can you stand shid that long comin' out yo face?

I generally will grow facial hair in the winter months..YOLO!!!...so I'm used to fuzzy and baby butt smooth. I let my growth go about 3 months recently....'bout pubic hair long (groce, I know) and I couldn't freekin' stand it. Sooooo, scraggly and uncomfortable...not to mention you get to lookin' funny if yer fiddlin' with one side and forget to tamp it back down...all wompity sided.

So, I trim to about a month's growth...soft, smooth, looks neat...not like some crazy old philosopher from the 1800s.

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Shaving, LOLUTZ.


Feb 5, 2021, 4:06 PM

Gave that up last March. I'm at the point now where the cast of Duck Dynasty looks upon me with jealous awe.

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Then how does your head stay so smooth?


Feb 5, 2021, 4:11 PM

Or am I thinking of mumbo?

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I shaved it every day for about 15 years, but quit doing


Feb 5, 2021, 4:15 PM

that back in March too. No shave, no haircut. Not ponytail length yet, but it's over the collar.

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Sounds like you have a skullet***


Feb 5, 2021, 4:16 PM



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Yep.


Feb 5, 2021, 4:17 PM

Business in the front, brutal drug gang killing in the back.

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