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I've got a mouse in my garage
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I've got a mouse in my garage


Aug 17, 2016, 10:55 AM

What's the most effective way to burn down my house and make it look like an accident?

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@FireMarshallBill

These cheap traps are not getting the job done. Lil dude is just getting fat on peanut butter.

I reset them this morning as loosely as I could.



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Poison the peanut butter.***


Aug 17, 2016, 10:56 AM



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Poison your entire family


Aug 17, 2016, 10:57 AM

including yourself. Seems like a better option than cohabitating with a mouse.

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Set the trap the same way tonight,


Aug 17, 2016, 11:01 AM

but have your wife do it this time. Then in the morning, post pics of your wife's loose trap, and we'll see if there's anything in it.

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glue traps are the ####


Aug 17, 2016, 11:03 AM

and you get the added pleasure of smashing his head in with a hammer

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Finished.***


Aug 17, 2016, 11:04 AM



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I wonder if the ones that the bug guy uses will work


Aug 17, 2016, 11:05 AM [ in reply to glue traps are the #### ]

I've got a couple of those in the garage - not baited. Got 1 lizard so far.

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Depends on how big the rat is


Aug 17, 2016, 11:08 AM

Prob not though. Mine fill up with bugs and skinks overnight.

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Use the sticky pads with poison PB


Aug 17, 2016, 11:04 AM

Then smash it with a hammer just to make sure.

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You mean mice...they don't work solo. And


Aug 17, 2016, 11:07 AM

glue traps do the job better IMO. Although, the crunch when you have to put them outta their misery is a bit unsettling.

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Place stuck rat under car tire


Aug 17, 2016, 11:11 AM

Preferably under the wife's tire before she's backing out to go to work.

HTH

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mispelled "neighbor's"***


Aug 17, 2016, 12:10 PM



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That's what the freezer's for


Aug 17, 2016, 2:00 PM [ in reply to You mean mice...they don't work solo. And ]

Or the bucket of water.


In the freezer.

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Fill the garage with poisonous snakes.


Aug 17, 2016, 11:15 AM

Of course, be sure to equip each snake with a tiny flame thrower.

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#ACCFTS


Put the post closer to the edge of the plastic spring


Aug 17, 2016, 11:19 AM

Makes it more sensitive. And mice love slim Jim's give it a try.

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The mice at my house only eat slim jims when paired with


Aug 17, 2016, 11:44 AM

little debbie swiss rolls.

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ROH


Slim Jims?


Aug 17, 2016, 1:17 PM [ in reply to Put the post closer to the edge of the plastic spring ]

I'd get caught in my own trap.

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GO TIGERS!!


Terminate with extreme prejudice. Then plug the holes with


Aug 17, 2016, 11:48 AM

steel wool.

We killed the sh!t out of some of them last winter.

Get the black guillotine-style traps. Very effective. Can even get bloody.

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Nothing I love more than plugging wholes, butt I believe


Aug 17, 2016, 11:49 AM

it entered during the night when the garage door was left abre.

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Use one of these. They take no prisoners.


Aug 17, 2016, 11:51 AM



A lil more expensive at Lowes than the ones you bought but worth it.

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I wouldn't put my #### in that***


Aug 17, 2016, 11:54 AM



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It'd chew it clean off


Aug 17, 2016, 11:56 AM

and the trigger is super sensitive...for your pleasure.

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Does it kill rats?


Aug 17, 2016, 12:31 PM [ in reply to Use one of these. They take no prisoners. ]

packaging is unclear

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The Italian mafioso and Colombian drug cartels swear


Aug 17, 2016, 12:19 PM

by these traps. The only ones they'll use.

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They make a smaller one for mice too


Aug 17, 2016, 12:38 PM [ in reply to Does it kill rats? ]



But vengeance is a dish served best on overkill with maximum spillage of blood.

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So we'll need pigs


Aug 17, 2016, 12:58 PM

to decide whether it's a mouse or a rat in order to help I guess

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LOLUTZ.


Aug 17, 2016, 11:54 AM

'A' mouse.



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Are you suggesting I get me a bucket?


Aug 17, 2016, 11:58 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF6xwUSkT1k

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A bucket o'mice


Aug 17, 2016, 12:04 PM

makes great fish bait.

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just a FYI for motivation....


Aug 17, 2016, 12:46 PM

"The gestation period for a female mouse is about 19–21 days, and they give birth to a litter of 3–14 young (average six to eight). One female can have 5 to 10 litters per year, so the mouse population can increase very quickly."

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D-con.


Aug 17, 2016, 2:21 PM

The smell will eventually go away.

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