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For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....
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For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 8:36 PM

August: This is the year. We are going 10-1 or 10-2 at worst. SEC championship game. Playoffs. Bwaaaack bwaaack bwaack

September: After beating an FCS team in an opener: Super Bowl. We are world beaters. Nobody can stop us. We will stomp the taters.

October: My Gawd, the season's over---I can't believe I was born a gamecock. Fire (insert current head coach). Fire (insert current OC). Bench (insert current QB). Fire (Insert current AD). Our whole season depends upon beating Clemson. This is our super bowl. A She She. SEC. SEC. SEC.

November: Oh my gawd, they beat us again for the (insert current Clemson win streak)th time. Fire (insert current head coach). Fire (insert current OC). Bench (insert current QB). Fire (Insert current AD).

December: Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl in Shreveport if bowl eligible. Or Outhouse Bowl. Roll Tide. SEC. SEC. It just means moar.

January: Wait till next year.

Wash, rinse, repeat. See August and start the cycle again.

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Screw Calford.


Gameday.


Sep 30, 2018, 8:51 PM

Pregame: Hangover cutter, boasting, pregame sex in the fairgrounds, get cocky, y'all.

First Quarter: Dance to techno, wave white flag, sweat.

Second Quarter: Fingers in the air like you just don't care, throw stuff.

Halftime: Stand in line, chew on doo-doo ice, sweat.

Third Quarter: Dance to techno, wave white flag, finger salute, leave.

Fourth Quarter: Sit in traffic.

Postgame: Sit in traffic, call postgame show, five points inebriation, fight, arrest, bail.

Next week: See Pregame.

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Re: Gameday.


Sep 30, 2018, 8:53 PM

Nailed it

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Screw Calford.


Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 8:55 PM

Here ya go. Public service helping the coots visualize their exotic December destination.

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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 9:00 PM

Nailed it there my friend!

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I was formally known as Furious george and have changed my name to match the name I use to call on WCCP radio.


Bwaaaack bwaaack bwaack.***


Sep 30, 2018, 9:06 PM



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+1 for Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl...***


Sep 30, 2018, 9:07 PM



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+1... For Beaudreuax buttpaste bowl!!!!!***


Sep 30, 2018, 9:08 PM



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Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 9:12 PM

Except they never wash.

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DB23


Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 9:13 PM

Or as we like to say in our household, "Teeth and shoes optional" when discussing their fans.

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Screw Calford.


They are, indeed, an entertaining bunch***


Sep 30, 2018, 9:35 PM



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Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.


Re: They are, indeed, an entertaining bunch***


Oct 1, 2018, 11:16 AM

I have another word for them......



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Screw Calford.


Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 9:39 PM

Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl?

Is this one of the new ones? ??????

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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 11:00 PM

If you've never needed the butt paste , consider it a blessing .

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DB23


Re: For you youngsters, this is how your typical coot rolls.....


Sep 30, 2018, 10:26 PM

Where’s....make up Tigerfan sounding names for Tnet and sit up all night posting stupid sh!t on there bored in shifts so it seems real?!

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Youngsters....that is not even an exaggeration.***


Sep 30, 2018, 10:34 PM



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Re: +1 for Beaudreaux Butt Paste Bowl


Oct 1, 2018, 10:27 AM

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mx in a bunch of Roll Tide


Oct 1, 2018, 10:35 AM

and you almost got it

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Geville Tiger on Clemson football , "Dabo's only problem is he has to deal with turd fans questioning every move he makes.”


Had to chuckle at one last week


Oct 1, 2018, 11:23 AM

After the UGA beatdown, they were all despondent. Then after the Marshall cancellation, they beat Vandy on the road. One of them called in on SiriusXM84, and said "We're baaaaack! Gamecocks will run the table, and will be in the top 10 by November." Announcers laughed. I had to pull over to collect myself.

I wonder what bridge that guy is on today...

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