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For Serious Post

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Jun 28, 2014, 4:09 PM

I'm a dad. Lillian Irene entered the world at 1:05 today. 6 pounds 6 ounces, and obviously stunningly smart, attractive and athletic. No Pigs, as of yet.

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Jun 28, 2014, 4:10 PM

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Jun 28, 2014, 4:12 PM

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Re: For Serious Post

Jun 28, 2014, 4:20 PM


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Great news.

Jun 28, 2014, 4:35 PM


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Jun 28, 2014, 4:38 PM

Better you than me.

For srs, better for everybody.

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Congrats, now go get some sleep

Jun 28, 2014, 4:45 PM


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Jun 28, 2014, 5:31 PM

Hope your wife isn't aware of this crazy "push present" fad.

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Congrats from your favorite NC State alum!***

Jun 28, 2014, 5:32 PM

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser

I will say this once, and once only

Jun 28, 2014, 6:23 PM

Go Pack

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Jun 28, 2014, 6:07 PM

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awesome, congarts!

Jun 28, 2014, 7:13 PM

how's dat tarpoop treatin' ya?

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She has dropped 2 bombs in 5 hours

Jun 28, 2014, 7:19 PM

They are terrible, but don't smell bad, so it ain't no thang. The last one was a 4 baby wipe job she tried to stick her feet in.

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4 wipes?

Jun 28, 2014, 7:29 PM


just wait, brah....just wait.

and yeah, they actually don't smell too bad until they start eating human food!

congrats for srs, AND if the hospital provides overnight nursery on the first night, TAKE IT. Trust me...

Otherwise, when baby sleeps, YOU guise sleep. kick everyone out, don't allow visitors....sleep.

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Wait till she's about 3 and starts screaming for no reason

Jun 28, 2014, 7:58 PM

....and then barfs right in your face....

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So, having a 3 year old

Jun 28, 2014, 8:08 PM

Is like dating Lindsay Lohan?

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Jun 28, 2014, 9:57 PM

but with less whining.

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more like sechsing linda blair

Jun 29, 2014, 2:55 PM

you know.... wonderful

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That's not a big deal.

Jun 29, 2014, 9:48 AM

Wait until she's 13 or 14 and you can't speak to her without hurting her feelings. She'll hang every emotion on your soul like a chain which feel like it's dragging you to the bottom of the ocean.

Then you'll face that time during or shortly after her high school years when you realize she sexually active and you figure out all your best efforts to 'raise her right,' seem like pizzing up a rope, that time when you wonder what the hail you'd done to God to deserve this!

Then one day you'll go to the hospital to see her and some dood you'd swore was a POS and wasn't worth kissing the ground she walked on leads you down the hall to a window where you see another little angel and figure out your baby is grown, really all grown up. You'll feel old but it doesn't hurt anymore. You know it was all worth it.

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A new job awaits, and the duties are ever-changing.

Jun 28, 2014, 7:17 PM

Hang in there and keep going.

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congrats and from your description

Jun 28, 2014, 7:23 PM

she doesn't look like you

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We have similar hair at the moment.***

Jun 28, 2014, 7:24 PM

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congrats. try not to dissapoint her like you do us.***

Jun 28, 2014, 7:23 PM

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Congrats. A daughter is more expensive, but more likely

Jun 28, 2014, 8:33 PM

to take care of you when you're old. So there's that. Female children are more trouble, because they're more headstrong and direct than boys. And when they want to go out with boys, they'll drive you crazy. Been there, done that.

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Jun 28, 2014, 8:56 PM


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Jun 28, 2014, 8:57 PM

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Re: For Serious Post

Jun 28, 2014, 9:24 PM

congrats!! sure hope everything goes well

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Jun 28, 2014, 10:31 PM

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Jun 29, 2014, 8:07 AM

Nothing better in the world!


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Jun 29, 2014, 9:39 AM

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That's a lovely name.

Jun 29, 2014, 9:39 AM

Is that a family name?

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Jun 29, 2014, 8:56 PM

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Jun 30, 2014, 8:47 AM

Welcome to parenthood.

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Did I miss the update

Jun 30, 2014, 8:55 AM

where you told the MIL to GFY?

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Lillian Irene Alum03 is a lovely name!

Jun 30, 2014, 9:59 AM

Butt srsly congarts.

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