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All-In [42000]
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Post your favorite harmless conspiracy theories
Dec 3, 2021, 3:16 PM
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As in believing them or talking about them doesn't hurt anyone. Not like QAnon-level or Deep State or "vaccines cause autism" kind of stuff. Post them on any scale, whether someone else came up with them or you invented them.
Here are mine. I don't even believe most of em but they entertain me.
-JFK was killed by the CIA for their own self-preservation -NFL Next Gen Stats are completely made-up just to stoke viewers' interests. They don't have any real way to calculate the things they claim. -Birds aren't real (this is stupid but I love hearing it) -We live in a computer simulation -The "Property Brothers" are actually just one guy using split screen technology to make the show more interesting. -The Patriots first Super Bowl win was orchestrated to bolster public morale after 9/11. -ESPN intentionally pushed the SEC and the BCS to help their contract and income. C'mon, we all know that's real. -The Mandela Effect -Most recycling initiatives are made-up to appease segments of the population. It's all just thrown in the trash. -The Kardashians are a government-created distraction when the feds are up to no good.
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Think the recycling one is at least partly accurate.
Dec 3, 2021, 3:20 PM
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Plastic falls into that category pretty definitively.
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I was once told by a very reliable source that 10% of
Dec 3, 2021, 3:33 PM
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recycled materials actually gets recycled and Brent Venables was going to coach Oklahoma.
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Metals especially stainless and OCC (corrugate) ….
Dec 4, 2021, 8:19 AM
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Were historically profitable. There are indexes that show pricing. I am retired so not sure post 2020 prices.
Mixed paper less profitable. Plastics always questionable based solely on pricing but some marketing appeal for consumers.Clean plastic containers prior to filling can be reground.
Pandemic likely created volatility and changed economics. China was a big user of recyclables.
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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birds
Dec 3, 2021, 3:21 PM
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"Pigeons Are Liars"
Dec 3, 2021, 3:27 PM
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Well, yeah. That's true even if they aren't government surveillance drones.
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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One guess: in what state that pic was taken?
Dec 3, 2021, 3:28 PM
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Hint: NOT SC.
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Kansas, Montana, or Wyoming.***
Dec 3, 2021, 3:30 PM
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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Flo-rida
Dec 3, 2021, 3:39 PM
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the home of all good conspiracy theories.
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I love TBAR movement
Dec 3, 2021, 3:30 PM
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Im sick of being spied on by the oligarchy
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I like "birds charge on power lines"
Dec 3, 2021, 3:31 PM
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I need to dig into this one.
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This is a real one. I 100% believe birds aren't real
Dec 3, 2021, 3:32 PM
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No cap
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I've never heard this one till now.
Dec 3, 2021, 4:44 PM
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gotta be the all-time weiner of bizarro conspiracies.
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Chemtrails is a good one.
Dec 3, 2021, 3:29 PM
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If they're so effective at controlling the weather, why is the weather getting worse?
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The UAE were successful in cloud seeding
Dec 3, 2021, 3:42 PM
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this summer to cause a rain storm. I agree, the chemtrails piece of it is overblown and comical. But there's a smidge of truth in there...UAE did it by ionizing water particles in the atmosphere with drones. Pretty smart actually.
MSM link for validation lol - https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/07/21/uae-dubai-fake-rain/
This could be a deep fake article though and it really didn't happen so the algos forced it to me on reddit to make me a believer. But we don't live in a simulation, either.
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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but EVERYTHING has become a conspiracy theory
Dec 3, 2021, 3:33 PM
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From going to the grocery store to football games...there is always a group of someone colluding to do someone wrong.
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Re: Post your favorite harmless conspiracy theories
Dec 3, 2021, 3:38 PM
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Mattress Firm stores are really not in the mattress business.
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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This might be believable.
Dec 3, 2021, 3:41 PM
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No idea how 3 of them side by side can stay in business.
I could see drug cartels money laundering with that formula.
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Girls can squirt***
Dec 3, 2021, 3:40 PM
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Right? They are just peeing on you and them and people
Dec 3, 2021, 3:49 PM
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think that is awesome.
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You know what the difference between a garbanzo bean and
Dec 3, 2021, 3:55 PM
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a chickpea is? I've never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth, that's what.
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Women's pants manufacturers collude with purse
Dec 3, 2021, 3:43 PM
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manufacturers to sell more purses. No pockets = gotta have somewhere to put your wallet.
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ESPN & The Refs & The ACC hate us***
Dec 3, 2021, 3:44 PM
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VT was going to run down the Hill but a coincidental gag by
Dec 3, 2021, 3:47 PM
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a bunch of online miscreants created such a backlash the plan was quietly slipped into the back of a filing cabinet in the AD, and will only be produced by way of FOIA on a 55-year timeline.
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I'd like to have a word with you in my office.***
Dec 3, 2021, 3:57 PM
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I really should frame TDP's letter.***
Dec 3, 2021, 4:19 PM
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He didn't really send you a letter
Dec 3, 2021, 4:23 PM
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Did he?
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Yeeeaaap.
Dec 3, 2021, 4:46 PM
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I never saw such apology.
Dec 3, 2021, 4:48 PM
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which I don't blame "that person" for not issuing. But that letter should be framed.
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My favorite part of all that was CUPD reaching out to
Dec 3, 2021, 4:50 PM
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me on Facebook "to talk."
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Thats pretty amazing, really.***
Dec 3, 2021, 5:26 PM
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Churchs fried chicken will make you sterile
Dec 3, 2021, 3:53 PM
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At least some of you.
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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The moon landing was faked
Dec 3, 2021, 3:54 PM
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Filmed on a hollywood set.
My idiot grandfather believed this until the day he died.
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ooh, good one.***
Dec 3, 2021, 4:48 PM
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No one would have died if Joe were Prez
Dec 3, 2021, 3:54 PM
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Amidoin it rite?
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Oculus Spirit [80954]
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no, not at all***
Dec 3, 2021, 3:54 PM
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The movie frozen was a distraction
Dec 3, 2021, 3:59 PM
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Disney created Frozen as a distraction. People have long discussed the conspiracy that Walt Disney used cryogenics technology to freeze himself when he died—even though the Disney family refutes the claims. However, a new theory is that The Walt Disney Company created Frozen as a way to hack Google's search algorithm and distract consumers from information about the late Walt Disney's possible frozen procedure.
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Re: Post your favorite harmless conspiracy theories
Dec 3, 2021, 4:04 PM
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Libs on this board are actually govt bots.
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Aliens have bases in our......
Dec 3, 2021, 4:59 PM
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Hollow moon. Big Foots are real.
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Re: Aliens have bases in our......
Dec 3, 2021, 5:37 PM
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I do miss Sasquatch and Bigfoot. Haven't seen many of them since cell phones. They must be really, really camera shy. I always thought more cameras would mean more photos, but it seems just the opposite really.
Same with chupacabra, ghosts, aliens, lots of stuff.
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People thinking Parnell Burnside wasn’t real.***
Dec 3, 2021, 5:55 PM
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Stanley Kubrick
Dec 3, 2021, 7:15 PM
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Used the movie The Shining to admit that he was the director of a fake moon landing that was staged in a studio. I don't believe this, but it's a fun one, especially since that is one of my favorite movies. https://youtu.be/qi0IjGC0K0w
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