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How was my weekend?!
Mar 27, 2017, 8:11 AM
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First ever blowjob amazing.
Friday: Nothing, played with the kids and packed.
Saturday: Left that morning heading to Charleston, When we arrived downtown, we wandered for a good while looking for market street. Once we found it, we were extremely starved so the wife thought it would be a great idea to get sushi.... in Charleston.... at Sushi Blu... passing the Charleston Crab House. That was a mistake. Got done eating ###### ### food across the road from a ####### Sunoco with more bars than Kanye.
Went to the park and the pier. Very relaxing. Walked around some more looking. Then off to the hotel.
The room at the hotel was great. Whirlpool in room which my wife stayed in just about the remainder of the trip. Only issue I had was the room shared a wall with the swimming pool.... on ####### basketball tournament weekend for AAU. These kids have obviously never seen a hole in the ground filled with mother ####### water.
Saturday night, went to the Tattooed Moose. Duck fat fries and duck fat club was the ####. This was also the time my lips ever tasted the fine nector of Bell's Two Heart Ale. My life changed Saturday night. Followed Bell's two heart with Pluffmud Porter from Holy City. Had to slow down on my beer intake though due to my wife double fisting wine glasses like they were #####.
Speaking of double fisting, having anniversary sex with a drunk off her ### crazy woman is actually pretty #### fun. Brought me back to my college days.
Sunday: Woke up early for hangover hotel breakfast. Went back to bed. Woke up again, packed, headed to Jim-n-Nicks for a very unhealthy lunch of the Brisket sandwich with water (no beer).
On the way back, swung by Bottles in Mount Pleasant. Picked up a case of Two Heart. A pack of Pluffmud, and a pack of expresso porter by Palmetto. The nice manager gave me a beer glass with my purchase. I will be going back to that place for my beer selections.
Got home, spent the afternoon unpacking, spending time with the kids, and drinking my beer.
I would also like to take this time to apologize to @fluffhead®. I was in Mount Pleasant even though I didn't think I would be. But then again you never texted me so #### you too.
overall: 10/10 wood ####### dew again
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Re: How was my weekend?!
Mar 27, 2017, 8:13 AM
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First one? Did you like the taste?***
Mar 27, 2017, 8:14 AM
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Flowed down my throat and into my stomach
Mar 27, 2017, 8:20 AM
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like a cool summer breeze right before a storm.
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Just relax your throat. Lots of slobber.***
Mar 27, 2017, 8:15 AM
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Re: How was my weekend?!
Mar 27, 2017, 8:19 AM
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Congrats, you just gained an extra 10-15 pounds. Seems like 2 Heart will do that to everyone that falls in love with it.
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I run so I can drink #### like that and be ok.***
Mar 27, 2017, 8:21 AM
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Re: I run so I can drink #### like that and be ok.***
Mar 27, 2017, 8:24 AM
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Good luck. I do about 30-35 a week and beer still keeps that extra lingering. That or you are like 25 and havent hit that late thirties stride.
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Heisman Winner [105587]
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Can't outrun a bad diet. I am proof of that statement.***
Mar 27, 2017, 8:25 AM
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Heisman Winner [119709]
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Never tried Two-Hearted?
Mar 27, 2017, 8:21 AM
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It's everywhere, you live in a trailer in Socastee?
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I live in the ####### bermuda triangle of beer
Mar 27, 2017, 8:23 AM
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If it's not Bud, Bush, Miller, or Coors, it isn't stocked within normal driving distance of me.
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Orange Blooded [2053]
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First ever blowjob?
Mar 27, 2017, 8:22 AM
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Are you 12 years old?
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get the taste out yet?
Mar 27, 2017, 8:41 AM
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I've heard drinking bleach helps
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I'm glad you enjoyed your trip
Mar 27, 2017, 8:43 AM
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I got a little bogged down in the yardwork delartment.
Then the most pinteresting birthday party ever.
I texted #### pics to the number you tmaled. I figured I was too big for you and the wife
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My phone can only zoom in so far.***
Mar 27, 2017, 9:25 AM
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Re: How was my weekend?!
Mar 27, 2017, 8:47 AM
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The charleston crab house blows...also never heard of sushi blu? Must be new
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Might be. Crab house is on the corner
Mar 27, 2017, 9:25 AM
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the sunoco is behind it. Sushi Blu is across the road.
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Re: Might be. Crab house is on the corner
Mar 27, 2017, 10:14 AM
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you mean the lil cricket?
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Re: Across the road from the lil cricket
Mar 27, 2017, 10:23 AM
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I haven't been over there in years. I usually avoid the market because of all of the tourists.
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It took all day to unpack from an overnight trip?
Mar 27, 2017, 9:37 AM
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#####?
EDIT: I guess D A F U Q is now censored. DOWN WIT DA MAN
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Are you married?***
Mar 27, 2017, 9:38 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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I was when I woke up this morning
Mar 27, 2017, 9:40 AM
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Could have changed though..you never know
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Re: I was when I woke up this morning
Mar 27, 2017, 9:42 AM
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What's your wife's number?
Mar 27, 2017, 9:42 AM
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I'll ask.
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Srs Kweshion
Mar 27, 2017, 9:42 AM
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Who'd you leave the kids with? I think you youngest is about a month younger than mine and my wife won't leave her for an overnight trip, much less a weekend trip.
Follow up lunge kweshion. If your wife is breastfeeding, and you were away from the kids, and she got pisch drunk, did you drink the white Russians that she had to pump out before her bewbs assploaded?
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Left the kids with my parents
Mar 27, 2017, 9:45 AM
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Wife was in an awful mood Sunday morning because she was ready to get back.
She didn't pump once she started drinking. Pumped and dumped Sunday morning.
Everything we read said that she really didn't need to dump that because her body would reabsorb the alcohol from the milk in the teddies. But just to be safe she did.
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So you didn't drink the White Russians then
Mar 27, 2017, 9:48 AM
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MauldinT would not approve.
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Not a big fan of milk***
Mar 27, 2017, 10:07 AM
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lemme guess....first kid?
Mar 27, 2017, 10:07 AM
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Gotta be.
By the second kid, she'll be getting uber drivers to take them to their pediatrician's appointment.
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Oculus Spirit [79249]
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nope, tis indeed the second***
Mar 27, 2017, 10:10 AM
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Is she breast feeding or formula?
Mar 27, 2017, 10:12 AM
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pigs if former
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Oculus Spirit [79249]
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bewb feeding
Mar 27, 2017, 10:18 AM
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Sorry no pigs but enjoy these though
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Prediction in 23 years.
Mar 27, 2017, 10:42 AM
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You will have one, if not both kids living at home, and your wife will cut your nuts off if you so much as breathe a word of complaint about it.
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And BOTH will still be sleeping in your bed.***
Mar 27, 2017, 10:44 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79249]
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Actually, wifeof has first cousins who are in this exact
Mar 27, 2017, 10:56 AM
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scenerio with their parents. One is just about to get married and will move out by default. The other is moving off to college but currently will still sleep with parents. Fuckiing weird. I don't think either one can pump gas or boil an egg. Inlaws made jokes about our 4 month old being like them since she likes to sleep in our bed after her AM feeding.
Both of us left for college and never returned. Same will be for our kids.
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Know a girl who left her honeymoon early
Mar 27, 2017, 11:06 AM
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because she couldn't sleep unless she was in her parent's bed.
She is now divorced
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Wierd
Mar 27, 2017, 11:35 AM
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OOOOOOOOO'S.
I thought they were for real joking the first time, but they were not. They live in an extremely small town and are just "different".
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I'm on the greener grass side of things in that context, in
Mar 27, 2017, 11:39 AM
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that neither one of my kids got in the habit of coming into bed with us in the middle of the night...i SRSly think that 8.5yo might've done it twice, and almost-5yo maybe 5 times
granted, in the morning they'll sometimes try to hop in, but I don't consider that the same thing
An ex-coworker & wife had/let their daughter sleep in between them until she was over 4yo....like, had NEVER slept overnight in her own bed. This was mostly wife's idea it seemed - when we asked him about it, all he could mutter with a glazed over look was "we haven't had ##### in 4 years"
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One or both are cheating on each other. Guar-run-teed
Mar 27, 2017, 11:43 AM
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Daughter of falls asleep in our bed. I put her in her bed when it's time for us to go to bed.
Some time during the night she will come back to our bed.
50% of the time she will stay in her bed all night.
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Fiance's cousin got engaged right after we did
Mar 27, 2017, 11:52 AM
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Both of them still live with their parents. They will continue to do so even after marriage. Seriously, their plan is to live with her parents "until they save up enough to build a house". Which means they'll be living there for at least the next 3-5 years. Baffling.
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I've got frands that just recently moved out of
Mar 27, 2017, 11:57 AM
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each of their parents' houses...been married maybe 3 years? had a kid, too...they lived separately in their respective parents' houses, as well as with her mom, who is a single-mom
don't get it.
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Are they extremely selfish with absolutely zero
Mar 27, 2017, 12:00 PM
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consideration for anyone else on the planet? Cause that's been my experience with these types.
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MOST PEOPLE WOULD THINK THAT WAY WOULDN'T THEY OBED
Mar 27, 2017, 10:19 AM
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Wife and I have not spent a night without a kid in 6 years, except the two nights in the hospital when kid #2 and kid #3 were being born. Problem we have is finding responsible adults to watch the kids while we get away. My mother is the ONLY one responsible enough and she says helltothanaw.
#EveryoneTryToMakeAGreenrHasAlotOfKidsJoke
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Oculus Spirit [79249]
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And what's the deal with Greenr and all his kids??
Mar 27, 2017, 10:22 AM
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Was it even 24 hours?
Mar 27, 2017, 11:28 AM
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That sounds like a day trip..not a weekend.
Weekend is leaving on Thursday showing back up Monday or Tues
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Me after reading this
Mar 27, 2017, 11:24 AM
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Dude, how POOR are you? Everything you did screams poverty. Bells Two Hearted? Fine beer. But what section 8 housing do you live in that you have never had it before?
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He lynched himself
Mar 27, 2017, 11:27 AM
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DATS RASSIST.tiff
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he coaches facebook in rural SC
Mar 27, 2017, 11:30 AM
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and skips his classes to chitpoast on T-net.
i don't think he can more clearly express his level of poverty.
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How did that dominos pizza taste?***
Mar 27, 2017, 11:43 AM
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Like irony?***
Mar 27, 2017, 11:45 AM
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Re: Me after reading this
Mar 27, 2017, 12:00 PM
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I AM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND COACH!!!! I WORK FOR THE STATE AND I DESERVE MORE PAY SO I CAN TAKE MY WIFE ON A TRIP TO CHARLESTON!!!
GOES AHEAD AND TAKES WIFE TO CHARLESTON, REALIZES HE CAN ONLY AFFORD PBR AND RED LOBSTER SUSHI
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I probably just spent more for one night in
Mar 27, 2017, 12:02 PM
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Barcelona than he did for an entire weekend in Charleston.
Suite has a sunroom, a private terrace and private pool on the terrace overlooking La Rambla.
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Pro-tip....
Mar 27, 2017, 12:05 PM
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If you want to take the d-bag pretension to level 11, when you get home correct all your friends when they say Barcelona by going "no, no, no....it's Bar-thu-lona".
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Re: Pro-tip....
Mar 27, 2017, 12:08 PM
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"I noticed that the people there pronounced the letter "S" with like a "TH theeee" sound.
So instead of saying "Spain," they say "Th'pain." You know. And it's like the whole country has a crazy speech inpediment.
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joking aside, it's called a Castillian accent, and
Mar 27, 2017, 12:10 PM
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is common in that part of Spain. Go to TRDJ's motherland and say "thimpatico" and you'll look gheyer than Richard Simmons.
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By homeland, you mean
Mar 27, 2017, 12:53 PM
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Mauldin?
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