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All-In [46825]
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Finally got a decent quote on moving
Mar 31, 2021, 9:53 AM
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Everybody is either booked solid for months, don't come to BFE, or want 1000 and the time starts when they get in the truck instead of when they're on site.
So if they stop to get breakfast, I'm paying for that.
Finally found a decent quote though that isn't ridculous. I pay for the U-Haul (like $60) and these people, apparently some of Tharealdonjuan's people, will move an entire 3 bedroom house amoun of furniture in 2 hours.
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CU Medallion [66054]
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This will end well
Mar 31, 2021, 9:56 AM
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I don't see this choice being second-guessed on here.***
Mar 31, 2021, 9:56 AM
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I’m not going to second guess.
Mar 31, 2021, 10:00 AM
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It’s his ####. I don’t give a #### if it gets broken, if 2 hours becomes 6, or if they show up to his house and stand around because what was lost in translation is he has to take everything apart. I really don’t care.
But I’m going to laugh when things don’t turn out the way he expects because he got what he paid for.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I wonder if they'll realize he's not going to tip from the
Mar 31, 2021, 10:16 AM
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get go and work accordingly, or if they'll confront him after the fact.
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CU Medallion [60043]
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I just imagine bed bugs are
Mar 31, 2021, 10:19 AM
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everywhere in that house. I would up charge like a champ to move all his stuff.
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Hey, he's moved once--he's the expert.
Mar 31, 2021, 10:19 AM
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FBcooch is like the stereotypical person that Obed® talks about. Fbcooch comes on here and asks for advice, then does the exact opposite of what people who have done this numerous times before tell him.
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That makes him an askhole
Mar 31, 2021, 10:26 AM
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My F.I.L. is the same way.
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I honestly cannot wait
Mar 31, 2021, 9:58 AM
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to browse Craigslist for your most sentimental items.
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"Gently used Bad Dragon w/ fake splooge reservoir and pump
Mar 31, 2022, 5:57 PM
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$16.00 or OBO"
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Would it not just be easier to
Mar 31, 2021, 10:00 AM
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tow the place to the new modular, unload, and tow it back to the gravel oasis?
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Orange Blooded [4614]
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When he's waiting for the furniture to show up, and that
Mar 31, 2021, 10:15 AM
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stolen Uhaul is half way to Mexico...
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Lot o points [163012]
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Do not tip them until they complete the job.
Mar 31, 2021, 10:15 AM
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LOL.
Who was that?
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Don't give them shrooms until they finish the job
Mar 31, 2021, 10:16 AM
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~Carlsbad®
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Something about Applebees hooker did not finish the job***
Mar 31, 2021, 10:18 AM
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I would love to see FBC communicating in Spanish,
Mar 12, 2023, 11:01 PM
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which would equate to him just saying things like "MOVE-O EL SOFA OVER-O THERE-O" at 2x normal volume and 50% speed.
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Such a true craftsman.
Mar 31, 2021, 10:22 AM
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This is one of my favorite posts of 2021.
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GRASSYASS!!!
Mar 31, 2021, 10:23 AM
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You know he will call all 3 or 4 of them "Jose" as well.
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HAY YALL WANT SUMMADEES HERE TORTILLER CHIPS
Mar 31, 2021, 10:26 AM
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ITS ALL THE MEXICAN FOOD I GOT UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO MAKE YALL SOME RICE HAHA NEVERMIND THAT STUFF IS FOR THEM JAPANESE TYPES.
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HAY AMIGO WHAT DA HAYELL YOU DOIN WITH MY
Mar 31, 2021, 12:11 PM
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WATERBED??? FILL ER UP, COMPRENDE?
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IF THIS ONE IS JOSE, WELL WHICH ONE IS HOSE B?
Mar 31, 2021, 12:16 PM
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#RACISTDADJOKES
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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Nah, you doxing FBcooches house sale was def
Apr 1, 2021, 11:00 AM
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the best post of 2021
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Don't forget to tip the movers!***
Mar 31, 2021, 10:22 AM
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I'll give them an extra 20 each if they move it all
Mar 31, 2021, 10:23 AM
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without going over the allotted timeframe
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Up it to 30 and they will work 50% faster
Mar 31, 2021, 10:27 AM
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Come to think about it make it like 100 and see just how fast they can do it. I think I would definitely do that.
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I'm already paying a crew of 3 $100/hr
Mar 31, 2021, 10:28 AM
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How much more money do they need? They already hopped the border
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Can't you just abuse your powers as high school locker
Mar 31, 2021, 10:30 AM
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manager, and force some 5 or 7 scrubs from the middle school team to come do it because "they was grabassin' on the sidelines during scrimmages, and if you got so much energy you gonna learn about hard work"?
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I don't trust those little #####
Mar 31, 2021, 10:34 AM
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they'll put holes all in the walls
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Re: Finally got a decent quote on moving
Mar 31, 2021, 6:32 PM
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If you can speak Spanish or have a connection, you can usually get work done for 1/3rd to 1/2 the price.
They won't have insurance so if they hurt themselves you may be in trouble, but I guess if you don't have anything they can't make anything by suing you.
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Lulz, castaway sneaking in the right cross at the end.....***
Mar 31, 2021, 11:02 PM
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Re: Finally got a decent quote on moving
Apr 1, 2021, 4:09 AM
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Not really a pro tip, but don't give them mushrooms. I never added that I took them with them. We forgot that I hired them and they were the movers for about 6 hours. Then after maybe 6 hours they slowly started working. I came back 4 or 5 hours later, who knows, I was trippin, and they had done a pretty good job I guess...good enough. That was one long day. Then the company billed me for 1k more a few weeks later stating that they the job was bigger than they thought it would be and took their workers much longer. I was thinking, of course, because your workers were on mushrooms, but I couldn't say that, so I just paid them and moved on. Yeah, don't take mushrooms with your movers. Not a pro tip.
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I had forgotten about that story
Apr 1, 2021, 9:17 AM
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thank you, Obed® for bringing it back around.
FBCoachSC® does not strike me as the type to have any 'schrooms in his possession. Secondly, YOU MOTHRAFOOKING GOT HIGH WITH THEM ?
Yep, now I know why you left that out
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I do think it would be good to organize this into a single
Apr 1, 2021, 8:03 AM
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story although it's been told, just in snippets.
Let's hear it again, Carlsbad®.
Let the first couple of chapters include your failures with the Applebees hooker, then go from there all the way to Wilmington.
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Including the road rage incident with Deebo***
Apr 1, 2021, 8:06 AM
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Re: I do think it would be good to organize this into a single
Apr 1, 2021, 9:52 AM
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Nothing really to tell. The mover showed up at may 7:30 am. I paid them their tops in advance. They found some mushrooms in my place because I also paid them to pack the place up. I asked if they wanted to eat them. They said yes. We ate them. The wheels came off for 6 hours while they smoked a few packs a cigarettes on my patio and lets the butts all over the patio. Eventually everyone got normal enough and they started working again and I headed to the bar for about 4 hours or so. When I returned they had it all pretty much packed up. A few weeks later the moving company charged me another 1200 to be precise because it took so long etc etc. End of story.
As far as the "hooker", I never paid her to hook up. I am still friends with her and when I go to Fla I drink with her here and there. I think she found some other sucker to pay her bills.
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If possible...
Apr 1, 2021, 7:47 AM
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Hire movers for the job, not by the hour. I've hired multiple by the hour movers and they were always a scam.
One time, one of the guys spent most of the move arguing with some chick on the phone, then he held out his hand for a tip afterwards. Another time, I caught a big burly #### carrying pillows down the stairs one at a time.
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^^^True advice is true***
Apr 1, 2021, 7:50 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81061]
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I have found that its better to see if they are busy, and if
Apr 1, 2021, 9:25 AM
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they can fit you in for the morning. That way, they are in a hurry to get the eff outta there and onto another higher paying job.
But hey, what do I know. I've only done this about 15x in my life, so I'm no expert or anything.
What you should really do is don't ask anyone you know about who is good, and randomly call up a mover and take the first cheapest one who is available.
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