First of all, I would to thank the many, many fans throughout this country that wrote t-mailes and posts to Football Coach, The Confederate Dream, while I was down. Secondly, I want to thank Jim Crockett Chevrolet for leasing me my truck, Silverado ‘85. With that wait, I got what I wanted, My Mother in Law, the World’s Heaviest Woman. I don’t have to say a whole lot more about the way I feel about my mother in-law; no respect, no honor. There is no honor amongst thieves in the first place.
She put hard times on Football Coach and his family. You don’t know what hard times are daddy. Hard times are when the PE Teachers around this country are out of work, they got 4 or 5 kids and can’t pay their wages, can’t buy their food. Hard times are when the septic tank workers are out of work and they tell ‘em go home. And hard times are when a man has worked at a job for 5 years, 5 years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say “hey a computer took your place, daddy”, that’s hard times! That’s hard times! And my Mother In Law put hard times on this county by takin’ Football Coach out, that’s hard times. And we all had hard times together, and I admit, I don’t look like the athlete of the day supposed to look. My belly’s just a lil’ big, my heiny’s a lil’ big, but brother, I am bad. And they know I’m bad.