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Jan 18, 2022, 10:28 AM

Daughter of just turned 1 and still sleeps in the master bedroom with wife of and I. She fights pretty hard when we lay her down at night in the nursery to the point where wife of gives in. That interferes with my agenda frequently.

Any jounge dads have any wisdom on how to get daughter of to let me bang her mom?

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Double up the melatonin and lock the door***


Jan 18, 2022, 10:28 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Gotta stop that now.


Jan 18, 2022, 10:31 AM

Not good for her or you!

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Never ever let child of sleep in master br***


Jan 18, 2022, 10:32 AM



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Honestly, I don't even bother asking


Jan 18, 2022, 10:32 AM

your daughter.

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Re: Fatherhood.net


Jan 18, 2022, 10:38 AM

Put kid to sleep in master bedroom and then bang mom in nursery

You could even put on a diaper and have her tell you what a naughty boy you are

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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.”
Isaac Asimov


Thank you


Jan 18, 2022, 10:41 AM

For finally introducing me to something more off putting than a foot fetish.

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just run a quick blitz up in the gap***


Jan 18, 2022, 10:41 AM



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Put her in car, drive around til she falls


Jan 18, 2022, 10:44 AM

asleep.

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Sometimes when I do that


Jan 18, 2022, 10:45 AM

Wife of wakes up when I’m banging her in the front seat though. And the neighbors have become concerns.

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does this work for all


Jan 18, 2022, 10:45 AM [ in reply to Put her in car, drive around til she falls ]

wives?

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Tail wagging the dog.


Jan 18, 2022, 11:05 AM [ in reply to Put her in car, drive around til she falls ]

Had a sister who outsmarted her first daughter like that.

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First of all,


Jan 18, 2022, 10:51 AM

you screwed up from the start. Our 6 y.o. has never slept in the bed with us.

You can break her, but it isn't going to be easy. Best thing is to just do it "ripping the bandaid off" style. It won't be easy, but she has to learn that when you lay her down for the night, that's it. Shut the door, and don't go back. She will cry her head off, but as long as she is crying she is ok.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Thanks, and to clarify


Jan 18, 2022, 10:53 AM

Daughter of has never slept in the bed, just in a pack and play in the room. Which hopefully will make things easier. But appreciate the advice.

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Point taken, but advice is the same***


Jan 18, 2022, 10:54 AM



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MauldinT, where are you???


Big Dickdaddy is correct.


Jan 18, 2022, 10:55 AM

Hard to hear the kid cry, but not as hard once mama's in the baked chicken.

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put at least one picture of mom in here room so she can "go


Jan 18, 2022, 3:20 PM [ in reply to Thanks, and to clarify ]

sleep with mom beside her."

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Start today and ramp it up.


Jan 18, 2022, 10:52 AM

Put her in there and let the kid deal with it. Give it longer than usual. Let's say normally the wife let's it go on for 15 minutes....let it go for 30 minutes tonight.

Tomorrow, another 30 minutes.
Next day, 45 minutes.

Carry on. Kid will sort it out. DON'T CAVE.

Otherwise she'll still be in your bed as a 5th grader.

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1st grader here, ends up in my bed every night, after


Jan 18, 2022, 10:58 AM

a nightmare or something else. Usually between 2:00 and 3:30 AM.

Our kids have terrible sleeping habits. We were not disciplined parents with the sleeping.

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Yep, that's the key. 'Rents have to be disciplined about it.


Jan 18, 2022, 11:10 AM

And FT little Fer. Put hisazz right back in that bed after you smack him on the nose with the USA Today. He'll learn. Pavlov knew exactly what he was talking about.

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Every night? Like every night? Naw


Jan 18, 2022, 11:13 AM [ in reply to 1st grader here, ends up in my bed every night, after ]



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EVERY


Jan 18, 2022, 11:14 AM

SINGLE
NIGHT

He is clingy AF. He is the third kid and 100% plays the role of baby in the family. Night time routines are the worst with him. The others will at least not come in my room once they go to bed.

I've only had one kid that was easy to put to bed. The other two were challenges every single night.

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Ts and Ps. Gonna have to battle it out at some point.***


Jan 18, 2022, 11:17 AM



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Step 1: never ever never let them


Jan 18, 2022, 10:54 AM

in your bed. Like never.

Step 2 : Win

But you skipped step 1, so I can’t help.

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She should have been in a crib from day one.


Jan 18, 2022, 11:03 AM

She had one at the hospital why did you change that?

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This is a softball question


Jan 18, 2022, 11:04 AM

Step 1: Put her in a different room
Step 2: Put on your valentines boxers
Step 3: Put milk in freezer
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Get turned down again because your wife is using your child as a crutch at the moment and once that crutch is removed, she will find another one.
Step 6: Go to the bathroom and wank one out

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


As a father of five, here's my wreck or mendation


Jan 18, 2022, 11:04 AM

Grow a pair of balls and tell your wife to quit bitching

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Re: Fatherhood.net


Jan 18, 2022, 11:16 AM

We have a 16 month old who is not a good sleeper. Post-bassinet, we've never let him sleep in our room but wifeof would regularly go in to the nursery and rock him to sleep when he would wake up crying. She got little sleep. She was miserable, which made things hard on all of us.

I finally convinced her to stop responding to the crying and to let him cry it out. After about a week, he was sleeping much better and so was she. He'll occasionally wake up, but he generally cried for under five minutes and is back asleep.

You've just got to let them cry it out. If they know you're going to respond, they are going to keep crying. I wish we had never bought a monitor, to be honest.

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Similar situation with us, he's gotten a lot better about


Jan 18, 2022, 12:10 PM

sleeping through the night tho...Maybe 1 night a week he'll wake up and not go back to sleep, usually only when he's not feeling good. Biggest challenge is he can cry and scream almost indefinitely. Longest we've been able to stand is about 80 minutes of it before we gave in. The stamina is honestly kind of impressive.

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Re: Similar situation with us, he's gotten a lot better about


Jan 18, 2022, 1:22 PM

Yeah, I think some of his sleeping problems were related to teething.

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I've got a better one for you. My 15 yo (special needs) son


Jan 18, 2022, 12:26 PM

sleeps in the bed with me when I have the kids. Now, clearly, there are much different reasons for this, but it does put a stop to bringing my lady friend over for the night.

But I will also say this, because HE sleeps better (has lots of insomnia issues), I sleep better too since I don't have to go across the house every time he wakes up.

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Yeah, no at 1 you've created a really bad habit.


Jan 18, 2022, 2:23 PM

There's no reason she shouldn't be sleeping through the night at this point.

You gotta cut the cord or your life is going to be miserable.

Or your wife could be intentionally avoiding you.

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Gotta let the kid cry herself to sleep


Jan 18, 2022, 2:26 PM

you have made a monster.

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