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Okay junge, I'm in need of some advisement
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Okay junge, I'm in need of some advisement


Aug 18, 2015, 11:12 AM

So wife found a 12-week old full-blooded German Shepherd pup for sale. My 11-year old has always wanted a GS but I am adamant that I do not want another dog. I have made this known repeatedly over the past 2 days. They went yesterday to see the pup and my son took pigs of pup on his phone to show me. She's a beautiful pup but I still say no.

I guess what I need from you guise is





























































ideas for a name for the pup, she's a she.




































I know I won't win this war with my wife and oldest son.

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I'm going to need the square footage of your living space


Aug 18, 2015, 11:14 AM

and yard to be able to answer your request.

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7***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:15 AM



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It's always too late once you go and look at them


Aug 18, 2015, 11:16 AM

I'd name her Eva Braun to keep with her German heritage.

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I'd don't think I'd go there. Maybe something a little more


Aug 18, 2015, 11:17 AM

cutesy.




Like Hitlerina.

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Jewdy***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:20 AM



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Re: Jewdy***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:21 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blQrIySidOA

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And don't ever tell her to heel.


Aug 18, 2015, 11:23 AM [ in reply to I'd don't think I'd go there. Maybe something a little more ]

Tell her to HEIL.

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Re: Okay junge, I'm in need of some advisement


Aug 18, 2015, 11:16 AM

"So wife found a 12-week old full-blooded German Shepherd pup for sale. My 11-year old has always wanted a GS but I am adamant that I do not want another dog. I have made this known repeatedly over the past 2 days. They went yesterday to see the pup and my son took pigs of pup on his phone to show me. She's a beautiful pup but I still say no.

I guess what I need from you guise is


A leash and a harness? b/c you now own a GS, lutz at BOLD

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I AM THE MASTER OF MY DOMAIN!


Aug 18, 2015, 11:18 AM

except when I'm not

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Patrick


Aug 18, 2015, 11:17 AM

it's the only correct answer here

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ROH


Mange Post. Coach Howard or Coach Ford's


Aug 18, 2015, 11:18 AM

wife/daughter/mother's name. I'd go with Lilly Von Schtupp, Scthupp for short.

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It's twoo, it's twoo***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:19 AM



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Do it, and I'll forgive you for not being able to


Aug 18, 2015, 11:20 AM

find me a job.

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You ever thought about being a municipal judge?


Aug 18, 2015, 12:52 PM

Either way, City of Clemson has an opening and reading the description, you are qualified.

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Can I be naked under the robe?***


Aug 18, 2015, 1:10 PM



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Yes


Aug 18, 2015, 1:14 PM

Why not? Who's gonna know?

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You will, now. Though I feel like I am not actaully


Aug 18, 2015, 1:25 PM

qualified for that job. I am probably better qualified for the job that I didn't get a call back on, than the person they hired.

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Do you own, or rent?


Aug 18, 2015, 11:18 AM

Fenced yard? Bermuda or Fescue? Pigs of wife. What are her markings? (the dog's or the wife's) Why do you hate dog's?

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Own


Aug 18, 2015, 11:21 AM

fenced, grass, no pigs, wife has no obvious markings, dog is black and brown, I do not hate dogs, I just do not want another one

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Based on your responses, I think you should name your dog


Aug 18, 2015, 11:26 AM

Kevin. Like the abandoned kid in Home Alone. 'Cause your wife and kid will love on that puppy until she isn't a puppy any more, then you will be the unwilling permanent caretaker, and this will just add to your hatred of dogs.

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Been there before, huh?***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:28 AM



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Pretty sure I have mentioned my super fat Australian


Aug 18, 2015, 11:33 AM

Shepherd, Lily. The only difference is I don't hate dogs like Shorty does.

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I DON'T HATE DOGS!


Aug 18, 2015, 12:53 PM

I HATE CATS!

I just don't want another dog.

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Whoa, settle down there fella.


Aug 18, 2015, 12:57 PM

We are here to help you. The first step in moving past dog hating is admitting that you hate dogs (THIS IS NO TIME FOR A MILK IN FREEZER JOKE). Once you accomplish this, let us know and we will continue to advise you.

You did want advice right?

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MILK IN THE FREEZER AIN'T NO JOKE BOY***


Aug 18, 2015, 2:13 PM



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ROH


Methinks thou dost protest too much.


Aug 18, 2015, 1:06 PM [ in reply to I DON'T HATE DOGS! ]

You read like a closeted cat lover. Let it go, man. Breathe. Tell ya what, just tell your wife that you would rather have a shitzu. Best of both worlds. She gets a "dog", and you get a pet that closely resembles a cat. You can still name it Kevin.

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Name it Pearl Harbor.***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:23 AM



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In light of recent events


Aug 18, 2015, 11:25 AM

Dixie.

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Luckily, I am here to help.


Aug 18, 2015, 11:25 AM

Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz.


Feel free to look up the translation if you need to explain it to your wife and son.

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Found a pic of you with the dog, incredibly.


Aug 18, 2015, 11:27 AM



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HOLY COW.


Aug 18, 2015, 11:31 AM

That IS Shorty. I can tell from the hairstyle!

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That five head is spot on.


Aug 18, 2015, 11:34 AM

Uncanny.

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I'd like to know where he got that ballin' track suit.


Aug 18, 2015, 11:36 AM

I bet it was from a guy that DGUARCHITECT knows in Jersey.

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and just for THAT, I'm DEFINITELY NOT going to tell you


Aug 18, 2015, 11:48 AM

that the Suffers are playing Fall for Greenville* this October



































*you may have already knowed this.
**Also that Lee Bains dude

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Easy there Sport.


Aug 18, 2015, 12:02 PM

I'm not suggesting we all wear MATCHING track suits or anything.

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Can they at least be coordinated?***


Aug 18, 2015, 12:23 PM



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Glad the tracksuit hook-up worked out for yas***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:47 AM [ in reply to Found a pic of you with the dog, incredibly. ]



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your 11 year old has a cellphone....thats all i need to know


Aug 18, 2015, 11:37 AM

you can admit that the dog is already at your house as you have no say so in any decision.

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he has a cellphone because we don't have a land line and if


Aug 18, 2015, 12:55 PM

he's at home by himself he needs a means of communication

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exhibit B: You leave an 11 year old at home alone


Aug 18, 2015, 1:28 PM

WITH a German Shepard! for the love of Tom, that is a Nazi dog that could eat or indoctrinate your yute.

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You're right! I should get a pit.***


Aug 18, 2015, 2:27 PM



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I know where one is.


Aug 18, 2015, 2:29 PM

He doesn't need to be in NYC to begin with.

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Does he have an itouch?


Aug 18, 2015, 2:08 PM [ in reply to he has a cellphone because we don't have a land line and if ]

If so, he can call from that for free if you poors have wireless innernet

itouch=Free
land line=somewhere between free and $10
cell phone=$50/month


Horrible, horrible excuse.

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man up and give in - GS are the best!***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:41 AM



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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Not for duck hunting.***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:46 AM



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protects kids from dads whoopin's - I speak from experiences


Aug 18, 2015, 1:15 PM

dad raised his had at my brother and I and the GS let him know not to do it around her

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"something in these hills..." -joe sherman


Your brother is NOT a duck.


Aug 18, 2015, 2:35 PM

I don't think.

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You are not responsible enough to own a dog


Aug 18, 2015, 11:47 AM

1. Your 11 year old has a cell phone. This in itself puts you in the category of real stupid.
2. I've seen no mention of a 24 acre dog park nearby. Sounds like you are a future Lakebum neighbor that will chain to tree and trashy.
3. You didn't cc me on your tmale to Neal for his input.
4. If you cannot control your snot nosed 11 year old and your wife that is clearly taller than you, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO BE DOMINANT OVER A DOG?

I think you are better suited for a hamster.

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Hey, Shorty


Aug 18, 2015, 1:12 PM

.


@Shorty

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Eva Braun***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:49 AM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Potsdam


Aug 18, 2015, 11:50 AM

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/De-Potsdam.ogg

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Name her "Lunge". That sounds like something a German


Aug 18, 2015, 11:53 AM

would name a dog, and would be a great tribute to all of us.

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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
- H. L. Mencken


Spaetzle***


Aug 18, 2015, 11:57 AM



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Hundenamen


Aug 18, 2015, 12:14 PM

it would be like a "who's on first" when you are around your German pals



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hold out for concessions!***


Aug 18, 2015, 12:57 PM



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POPCORN AND A COKE WON'T MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND!


Aug 18, 2015, 12:59 PM

HTH to help

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How 'bout dippin' dots?***


Aug 18, 2015, 1:10 PM



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Maybe, depends


Aug 18, 2015, 1:13 PM

What flavors you got?

and

Does it come in a small Clemson baseball helmet?

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No flavors, bare hands. No time for anything else.***


Aug 18, 2015, 2:15 PM



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Then the answer is no***


Aug 18, 2015, 2:28 PM



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Name her Dammitt


Aug 18, 2015, 12:59 PM

Then you can say:

"Come here, Dammitt" or "Sit, Dammitt" or when she inevitably poops on the carpet, "Dammitt, Dammitt"

HTH

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Except for a brief stint while I was in God's country gettin


Aug 18, 2015, 1:41 PM

an education, I have always had at least one GSD. Currently have two...both rescued, Roman and Ellie.

1) Duchess is a good name.
2) Princess
3) Queen

Most of mine have been males. I've had Jill, Princess, Midnight (she was beautiful...solid black), Strawberry, Queen, and Eleanor (Ellie).

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Monica


Aug 18, 2015, 3:00 PM

or Adolph

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Nut up or shut up.


Aug 18, 2015, 4:20 PM

What the devil makes you think you have any say in naming the dog?

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I know right?***


Aug 18, 2015, 4:23 PM



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My theory remains.


Aug 18, 2015, 4:35 PM

Postulate 1. If you think there's anyway to provide or accommodate the wishes of your family you make that decision early and prevent caving late. Pick your battles carefully and make sure you say yes each and every time you can say yes.

Postulate 2. If a man ever caves late just to end an argument or apparent conflict of opinion you've given up your position of authority. Don't 'wear down,' if you are right.

Postulate 3. The unification of the parental unit must be maintained even if there's not logic or reason to it's decision. Dood, I've been there and done that, it's a bich. It's usually solvable by telling the kids to talk to their mother and see what she thinks. It shows respect for the woman and directs the kids to her for the authority she wants to exercise over them. It also shows the kids that you respect their mother. It's positive in every way unless you think a woman and children can be 'managed,' with sheer force of will.

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It's really a lot easier to smack them in the snout with a


Aug 18, 2015, 4:42 PM

rolled up magazine, when all is said and done. And use firm, one word commands.

There's no sense in confusing children with explanations and stuff.

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You're right.


Aug 18, 2015, 4:44 PM

I only provide explanations to people I love and/or respect.

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Anne Frank***


Aug 18, 2015, 4:59 PM



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"Every man is my superior, in that I may learn something from him."


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