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Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 9:10 AM
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Sorry for not posting much lately, but I spent the last few weeks trying to improve the proprietary algorithm I created for betting on football games after winning only 38 percent of my games last year.
One thing that really stood out was that a leading indicator for success was male to female enrollment ratios. When I adjusted the weighting to favor schools with higher female to male enrollment ratios, my win percentage jumped up to 43%! For reference, 58% of UGA’s student body is female and 56% of Bama’s enrollment is female while Clemson has a dismal 50% female enrollment. Conversely, schools like Notre Dame have more males than females.
I tried taking it a step further and adjusted weighting based on obesity rates of the states that contributed the most to female enrollment. Surprisingly, when I adjusted to favor schools with skinny girls, my winning percentage dropped back down to 37%. When I flipped the weighting to favor schools with fat chicks, my winning percentage rebounded to 49%. This shouldn’t have surprised me with the relative success of schools like Michigan last year and the historical poor performance from skinny state schools like Colorado, Massachusetts and Hawaii.
If you look at the schools doing well in 2023 recruiting so far, you see some surprises. Arkansas at #3? 55% of enrollment is female and they aren’t known as the hogs for nothing. I am taking the over for their total number of wins next season.
If I look back over the years, I can honestly say that most of my best ex-girlfriends can only be described as thick. I don’t know if it’s because of their relative strength or if it’s because of an increased desire to please, but there definitely is a correlation. Heck, even Ella Mae, who I dated for most of the 2018 season, was great except for her propensity to sweat excessively while sleeping.
I really think Dabo has partially figured this out since 14 of the 18 Clemson Admission Counselors are female. Judging from their pictures though, we need to go bigger. I really hope the athletic department and admissions can work together to get this straightened out.
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Re: Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 9:26 AM
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I really think you’re onto something.
I’ve long asserted that the pick and roll is a lost art. With the right recruiting moves we could turn that perception on its head in a hurry.
And just imagine trying to inbound the ball against this defensive front.
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"So they toss it and leave it.... And I pull up quick to
Apr 5, 2022, 9:42 AM
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retrieve it." - Signed FM
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Better pull up quick with a good sized Wrecker if'n you want
Apr 5, 2022, 9:54 AM
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to retrieve THAT. At least she is exercising. Or testing the strength of her home's floor joists.
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Re: Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 11:14 AM
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My cousin Tripp tried to set me up with a girl almost that big years ago. She was Tripp’s boss’s daughter and the boss was always complaining that his daughter was never going to leave home and he couldn’t retire if he had to keep paying for her groceries. Tripp had this great idea of hooking her up with me so his boss would retire and he would get promoted into the assistant manager position.
Tripp sent me a bunch of old pictures of her, mostly from the neck up, and linked us together on AIM. She was really funny and liked to message some pretty kinky stuff late at night. I realized she was a great listener when she had a case of Miller High Life delivered to my apartment after I had mentioned how good it was. She was clearly loaded with her dad having a fancy title and his own semi-private office at the chicken plant. I was really into her.
Anyways, she finally got her dad to spring for a bus ticket from Murfreesboro to Greenville so we could go to a WWE RAW event that August. She had to change busses at a stop in Atlanta and sadly blew out her ankle making the last big step down from her bus. She ended up suing them and won some cash but her dad never let her visit me. I hit her up on AIM one night when her dad was using the computer. It did not go well.
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?????? laughing so hard I have tears man. Please post more!
Apr 5, 2022, 1:24 PM
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I don’t know if you’re making this stuff up or not, but it’s funny as hayull
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Dude ain't right... but he's dang funny.***
Apr 6, 2022, 1:56 AM
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Re: Need More Amazons On Campus ---
Apr 5, 2022, 11:52 AM
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Look no further than the women's indoor volleyball teams.
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I would think the number of big girls woulda went up with
Apr 5, 2022, 12:39 PM
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the addition to softball. Does lesbians count against us or something?
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Re: I would think the number of big girls woulda went up with
Apr 5, 2022, 1:22 PM
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I don’t want to share too much since the algorithm is proprietary, but there is an input for the percentage of LGBTQHSTE students. The relative weighting of that variable is low, but it’s in there. I believe that is why it told me to bet against PAC 12 teams more often than any other conference.
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Your logic is sound, seriously-TU****
Apr 5, 2022, 8:41 PM
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Re: Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 8:47 PM
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I give you a TU, but I ain’t reading this long axx poast.
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Re: Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 9:40 PM
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Smart move. I wouldn’t read it either. Thanks for the TU though.
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Re: Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 10:13 PM
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The writer of this article is moron 50/50 is perfect mix.
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Re: Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 10:15 PM
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If Dabo is hiring females just because females he’s nuttier than fruit basketball
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Re: Does Clemson Need More Big Girls on Campus?
Apr 5, 2022, 10:31 PM
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No offense, but I’m guessing you don’t have a winning percentage of 80.6% in any aspect of your life. Dabo sees the big picture and if he understands hiring heifers means championship trophies, you bet he’ll do it.
It is what makes him different from average people like Syukuro Manabe and Klaus Hasselmann who are undoubtably smart but haven’t won NCAA Championships.
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It’s the increased desire to please.
Apr 6, 2022, 5:55 AM
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And bless them all for it.
~JKB
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