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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:08 AM

Slappity Slap Slap!! Furman got eviscerated. Simple!
Now the slightly bigger task at hand. I'm currently stopped at a Flyin' J truck stop
in Mississippi. We have a specimin in the back of the van. We went down to College Station.
I was on my way to Austin when I realized my error of confusion.
So we went down to the Dixie Chicken near Bottle Cap Alley and hung around till dark.
We found a pencil neck kid in a maroon shirt that said "HOWDY" on the front and "Gig 'Em" on the back.
I almost felt bad for grabbing him up...he was very polite. We stuffed him in the van. He didnt
really cry or talk a bunch of nonsense. He just quietly hung his head and awaited the inevitable.
He's half way back to God's country where he will meet his fate.
Saturday will be warm and muggy in Texas. Our Tigers will stay closer to the field, have air conditioning and flex their superior muscle midway through the 2nd quarter and put this one to bed.
As for the the sacrifice....he's all set. Junior has experimented with some new systems this summer. As we know, those Aggies like gigging and bbq. We're giving them both.
Once I stick a flounder gig in each foot, the boy will be immobile. After a long night of giggin' we will fire up the pit.
By midnight on Saturday the cries of terror will be over and all that will be left is sweet victory and the smell of bbq'd AggieBoy.
Enjoy the full day of football. Again, slap the neighbor's old lady on that big ol' booty and BUCKLE UP!!!!!

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WAT IS GOIN ON HEAR?

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:12 AM

Y IS THIS DUMPED HEAR?

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What the freak

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:13 AM

B-Meist®

This #### stays in the mange. Always has.

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Re: What the freak

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:26 AM

I wish B-Meist®would relocate this

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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:14 AM



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No clue

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:17 AM

why/how this got to the Lunge

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Maybe because it's here that we really appreciate stories

emoji_events [5]
Sep 5, 2018, 10:21 AM

of abduction and cannibalism?

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B Meist just doing us a solid bc he knew we would enjoy this.***

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Sep 5, 2018, 11:24 AM



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That's the least of your problems....

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Sep 5, 2018, 11:46 AM

what about the content of the post?!?!?

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this is just sick

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:40 AM

why can’t you just find a hooker to abduct and murder like the rest of us?

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Move this to the Gaming and Fantasy Sports Forum

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Sep 5, 2018, 10:41 AM

that way, nobody has to read it.

Thx in advance @b-meist

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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!

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Sep 5, 2018, 11:11 AM

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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!!

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Sep 5, 2018, 11:14 AM



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Do you kiss your mother with

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Sep 5, 2018, 11:38 AM

that brain?

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


That Aggie guy

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Sep 5, 2018, 12:09 PM

is SOMEONE's DAUGHTER!!!

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RIP Process

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Sep 5, 2018, 12:30 PM

sorry that folks didn't get the satire

I guess we won't be able to talk about slasher movies in here next

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What's in the box?

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Sep 5, 2018, 1:56 PM

?



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