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Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...
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Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 8:56 AM

1. You don't have to spend thousands of dollars following your team to Charlotte, Miami, and Phoenix. Maybe you can use the money for a family vacation to SEC Media days in Birmingham. You can use the extra time at work to advance your career. (I see head cashier in your future!)
2. You don't have to listen to ESPN say how you have no chance to win the Natty. They don't mention you at all.
3. You don't have to make weekly trips to every Barnes and Nobles in the Upstate to pick up a copy of the lastest Sports Illustrated.
4. You get to concentrate your fandom efforts on your Lady #### basketball team. (What exactly is a Lady ####?) Maybe I'll ask someone while I'm in Vegas this weekend, or maybe I don't want to know.
5. You don't have to worry about some team coming after you coaching staff.
6. Any others....

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:02 AM

#4: See Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

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I like your funny words magic man


Your kid won't get a rejection letter from your alma mater.***


Jan 6, 2016, 9:04 AM



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Re: Your kid won't get a rejection letter from your alma mater.***


Jan 6, 2016, 9:27 AM

+1 haha

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:07 AM

You don't have to worry about recruiting because players just want to come there

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:07 AM

7) You don't have to be concerned about pre-season, mid season and post-season rankings since your team isn't even close to sniff in' the top 75.
8) you know no matter how pitifully worthless your major revenue sports are and how irrelevant your teams truly are, you are a member of the SEC and there is no pressure or expectations of success. Every conference needs a token loser and that is your role.

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Jan 6, 2016, 9:11 AM

You don't have to worry with Iptay every year for seating, tickets are cheap and easy to find

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:16 AM [ in reply to Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock... ]

Since your team is the "under privileged " ghetto dwellers of the SEC, your receive SEC welfare, money you do nothing to earn, rather it is given to you from "Big Brother Bama" to keep you in your place.

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You'll always be home by 3:30 after home games.***


Jan 6, 2016, 9:09 AM



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Jan 6, 2016, 9:28 AM

-Plenty of dumpsters around the stadium to hide behind when you bang your cousin

-EBT redeemable for tickets

-Plenty of fire extinguishers on hand for the imminent dumpster fire

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...***


Jan 6, 2016, 10:29 AM



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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...***


Jan 6, 2016, 10:30 AM

You can chant SEC and pretend you matter

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^^^Gets it.***


Jan 6, 2016, 10:30 AM



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Jan 6, 2016, 10:39 AM [ in reply to Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...*** ]

You are a welcome guest at any party, due to your hypnotic charm as you regale guests with your gamecock war stories, including the crowd favorite, "##### Rising - The Paul Dietzel Years"

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Half Chubb.***


Jan 6, 2016, 10:41 AM



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Re: Half Chubb.***


Jan 6, 2016, 2:55 PM

I guess we can firmly put beer Bryant in the Alabama fan category and quit wondering if he is a coot. Even if I don't agree with everything he says he has my newfound respect

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...***


Jan 6, 2016, 3:06 PM [ in reply to Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...*** ]

Ok, Your the first visitor that I have every given a thumbs up, Nice Job Bama

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Jan 6, 2016, 9:12 PM [ in reply to Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...*** ]

Well played, sir. Them coattails do get heavy, huh?

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Its easy to recount the highlight of your football season...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:31 AM

that was ONLY losing to your rival by 5 points.......(after scoring a meaningless touchdown with 1 second left in the game)

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:33 AM

Getting an employee discount at Walmart

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plenty of Gamecock gear on the $1 rack at Goodwill***


Jan 6, 2016, 9:33 AM



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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:37 AM

You don't have to worry about using proper grammar like the contraction you're.

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:49 AM

Spring dusting of the trophy room takes 2 seconds

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 6:51 PM [ in reply to Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock... ]

Thanks. Finally after 20 posts!

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ClemTigs


You finally have a team in the CFP Championship


Jan 6, 2016, 10:04 AM

And a reason to take time away from women's bball and watch the game since your daddy is playing in the game and you want to cheer against them!

Go Tigers!

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your garnet is close enough to red you can be a bama fan


Jan 6, 2016, 10:08 AM

with minimal effort.

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 10:16 AM

Since your minimum wage income goes only so far...think of the savings on Toilet Paper, you never have to go "boom-boom" since you are so full of chit...Terminal Constipation Syndrone.

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 10:55 AM

You're always home for the holidays.

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*you're* HTH***


Jan 6, 2016, 10:55 AM



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Re: *you're* HTH***


Jan 6, 2016, 6:57 PM

Amen

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ClemTigs


Re: You don't have to hire a lie Ridge Security


Jan 6, 2016, 7:26 PM

To protect an 80 ft banner and a dumb ### chicken in a pvc pipe cage like we do a rock!

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 10:55 AM

You're invited to a lot of parties to be the brunt of every joke and you think it is because you have a great personality.

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Your boss has been in a good mood since August***


Jan 6, 2016, 11:04 AM



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Your team's merchandise is DEEPLY DISCOUNTED***


Jan 6, 2016, 11:05 AM



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You get to play in the Mighty SEC Conference!***


Jan 6, 2016, 11:15 AM



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Did you get input from york and crump?


Jan 6, 2016, 11:33 AM

How about any of the other bored coots?

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 5:09 PM

Used some of the SEC-Bama welfare payment to plant some trees and grass in the industrial cesspool around the Roach. Now can pretend they have a beautiful setting for college football as great as Clemson.

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Nationwide recognition


Jan 6, 2016, 5:10 PM

Because you stoop to putting '#####' on everything

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You have great stability - not worrying about losing a lot


Jan 6, 2016, 5:22 PM

of imitation football players to the NFL.

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Nobody talks about you moving to the Big 12.


Jan 6, 2016, 5:28 PM

Mostly nobody talks about you PERIOD.

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 5:28 PM

The girls AND guys can talk about how much they love their c0cks....



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Alabama win equals vicarious victory! Though...


Jan 6, 2016, 6:08 PM

Alabama fans have no respect for your program, refer to you as USCjr on their message boards and laugh at your "tradition." SEC, SEC, SEC!

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Jan 6, 2016, 6:25 PM

It'll get you five minutes of attention in mixed company when you announce that you're a gamecock fan, kind of like saying, "I breed hairless cats," "I do my own dental surgery," or, "I got my scrotum caught in a belt sander."

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Jan 6, 2016, 7:07 PM

The coot sticker on your Pinto allows you to park in the Handicap spaces.

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:26 PM

Your teams mascot is the slang for the male organ

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:27 PM

And you don't have to say "I love my #####"

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Re: Top reasons to be glad your a gamecock...


Jan 6, 2016, 9:29 PM

Spell check wouldn't even allow me to type the unspeakable word haha

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9. Wal-mart carries a "gamecock Roll Tide" hat for the big game.


Jan 6, 2016, 7:12 PM

Nm

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Re: 9. Wal-mart carries a "gamecock Roll Tide" hat for the big game.


Jan 6, 2016, 7:20 PM

All these are a howl!!!! Well done!

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There isn't any ### reason to be glad for that!!!! *******


Jan 6, 2016, 7:31 PM



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Tell great-grand kids in 100 yrs Chix beat Tigers 5-in-a-row***


Jan 6, 2016, 9:07 PM



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Jan 6, 2016, 9:19 PM

While initially failing to mention Clemson has beaten your team more than any other over the years football has been played! What a distinction!

Go Tigers!

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Jan 6, 2016, 9:24 PM

7. Always home for the Holidays.....LOL....

Go Tigers!!!!!!

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