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Deer Peaceful Country Bumpkinfolk
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Deer Peaceful Country Bumpkinfolk


Nov 24, 2022, 7:29 PM

I just moved next to on my new soon to be 10 acre country party club, I need you to please pave your road as the mud your beat up truck gets all over the main road is bumpy on my Tesla. Also the raw road meat you smoke every weekend smells bad and is offensive to my vegan sensibilities.

Please also clean up all the broken cars and appliances in your yard, they are messing up my feng shuei. Also your dogs are chasing my quads and their defecation gets in the tires and really smells. Please move your hillbilly hotel further into the country Thanks

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Nov 24, 2022, 7:38 PM



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Nov 24, 2022, 7:41 PM

I think you must be downwind of you’re new neighbors, and inhaling the second hand smoke from those homemade cigarettes they smoke…..

Happy Thanksgiving Morbid!

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Re: Deer Peaceful Country Bumpkinfolk


Nov 24, 2022, 7:58 PM

Just like a kommie.......move into the neighborhood and expect all the folk that have been peacefully co-existing to change their ways to suit his desires, for shame

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Re: Deer Peaceful Country Bumpkinfolk


Nov 24, 2022, 8:17 PM

Exactly, I would get more dogs and feed them all they can eat, and I would put knobby tires on my truck so to kick up 10 times more mud or dust. Then I would build a smoke house big enough that I could drive my beat-up truck with knobby tires in and turn it around without having to back up Narey time!!!!;) ;)

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Re: Deer Peaceful Country Bumpkinfolk


Nov 24, 2022, 8:49 PM

Morbid: You beginning to sound like all those folks from other states who move here and want to change us Southern folks way of life. Please note it an't gonna happen. First thing you should do is get rid of the Telsa and buy a used pickumtruck with slick tires. Then go visit your neighbors and carry at least two cases of beer with you. Sit down and talk about anything but change. You may be accepted in ten years if you continue to bring beer to these sessions every week. Call me in ten years and let me know how the relationship with your neighbors has progressed.

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They’re not broken cars,


Nov 24, 2022, 9:20 PM

they’re flowerpots.

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