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CU Medallion [53773]
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Coot-n-law Christmas table discussion guidelines....
Dec 22, 2016, 8:43 AM
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1. Don't talk about the 2016 Clemson vs. South Carolina baseball series
2. Don't talk about the 2016 Clemson vs. South Carolina football game
3. Don't talk about the 2016 Clemson vs. South Carolina basketball game
4. Don't talk about Clemson football recruiting, 2017 or 2018
5. Don't talk about the CFP's
*** But, I hear the new Chevy Tahoes are very nice and come in a variety of colors..
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CU Medallion [57079]
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white, black, and burgundy are the only vehicle colors coots need,
Dec 22, 2016, 8:45 AM
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apparently.
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CU Medallion [53773]
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Crap, I almost screwed up.Don't talk about 2016 men's soccer
Dec 22, 2016, 8:49 AM
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and for heaven's sake don't talk about Nov. 8th. Coots love them some Hillary.
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CU Medallion [53773]
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....and the blood drive...don't talk about the blood drive..***
Dec 22, 2016, 8:51 AM
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CU Guru [1404]
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Re: Crap, I almost screwed up.Don't talk about 2016 men's soccer
Dec 22, 2016, 10:25 AM
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Well you almost made it. Almost but then you went out like a fake news driving, Briebart despot who is a sensationalist egomaniacal bigoted liar that cozier up to shallow, tyrannical communists, dictators, narcissists and white supremacists and flaunts nepotism and kleptocratic self-interests right in the smiling sheepish faces of the duped mouth-breathing supporters.
But since you are proud of your astute allegiances and intellectual perspectives, you can always ask your amazing savior if you can use the Constitution and Bill of Rights to wipe the spittle drooling from your well informed mouth agape, or the snot from your wittle childish mentality, or the brown stains frequented in your tighty-Whities.
God bless Amerstroika.
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All-In [39020]
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Careful you don't choke on that buzzword vomit.***
Dec 22, 2016, 10:28 AM
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CU Guru [1404]
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Buzzwords or truth? I get my news from multiple sources.
Dec 23, 2016, 1:08 AM
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How is that "drainin' the swamp, buildin' the wall, lockin' her up, releasin' the tax records, divestin' from all business interests, repealin' ACA and makin' it all great again" thingy going for you so far?
Making America white, fringeRight, and ##### again!
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110%er [9300]
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Yo bro, take a deep breath!
Dec 23, 2016, 1:40 AM
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You are an angry little man! It will be alright, promise, OK?
This is directed to the sadmba person. Said person as not to offend. I'm not sure of your gender, and of course you could change your mind about your gender at any moment - you seem like that sort of person - but it will be ok.
Message was edited by: gville76®
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All-In [48078]
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To show a heart and to get into the spirit of the season,
Dec 22, 2016, 8:53 AM
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congratulate your Coot-n-law for the better than average women's hoops team they have. Women's basketball is on the rise and will be all the craze one day.
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Orange Blooded [2783]
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Sounds like a evening in blissful silence
Dec 22, 2016, 8:54 AM
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instead of clucking and crowing
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Orange Blooded [3521]
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Is the '14 and '15 FB games fair game? (no pun intended)***
Dec 22, 2016, 9:12 AM
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110%er [5466]
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Don't point to the Christmas turkey and say...
Dec 22, 2016, 9:17 AM
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"SPURS UP!"
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Orange Blooded [2928]
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Also, Soccer
Dec 22, 2016, 9:47 AM
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Times 2
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Oculus Spirit [97716]
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You CAN talk to them all night about equestrian and women's
Dec 22, 2016, 10:10 AM
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basketball. Let them shine. Bless their hearts.
Seriously, I talk all the time with the lone coot in my family. Usually I butter him up before going talking about Clemson. This year I'm sure I'll start with Jadeveon Clowney being picked for the Pro Bowl, then I'll digress into how equestrian sports are woefully underrated and should be televised. I'll talk up the Birmingham Bowl as a bowl on the rise and how underrated South Florida really is. Then I'll go into women's basketball and how the sport's popularity is on the rise. Then....
I'll start in on Clemson. I might even lead him along a little longer and let him suggest some other coot accomplishments on his own. He can usually find one or two me and the world overlooked.
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Legend [17285]
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Beg to differ. After 3rd glass of wine, all those in play!***
Dec 22, 2016, 10:42 AM
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