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Christmas Poem
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Christmas Poem


Dec 18, 2014, 10:08 PM

okay I know its cheesy, but for 5 years, I have been read some dumb "Twas the night before Christmas.....the gamdcocks were sleeping all snug in their beds blah blah After beating the tigers". You get the picture, a poem from the coots to the tune of that poem. Anyone see anything similar for the zTigers win this year?

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Re: Christmas Poem


Dec 18, 2014, 10:11 PM

You have been read ? You have been not read enough , more likely.
Here is a poem .
Roses are Orange , Violets are black
That ol'chicken curse resurfaced , it's back like cooked crack.

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I always preferred the poem: Roses are red


Dec 18, 2014, 10:19 PM

Violets are red
Shrubs are red
I set your lawn on fire

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marlborocountycoot = tigerfanjack = Clemson_Alumnus


Dec 19, 2014, 10:47 AM

fno coot

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Re: Christmas Poem


Dec 18, 2014, 10:22 PM

This is what I'm referring to
Month Before Christmas" Reply
Twas the month before Christmas and all through the town,
Not a Tiger fan was stirring, not one could be found.
The Orange Bowl was coming, but no one could care,
The stench of defeat still hung in the air.
Dabo was tossing, sleepless in bed,
While visions of Gamecocks still danced in his head.
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
He sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
When, what did he see while adjusting his hat,
But a great Cock-a-boose, pulled by 8 ragged, orange cats.
With a cool-handed driver, not a sweat did he draw,
Swinney knew in a moment, it must be St. Shaw.
The cats were so tired; they pulled with a strain,
So Connor beat them and shouted, and called them by name.
Now, Watkins! Now,Diehl! Now, Phillip and Cloy!
On, Thompson! On, Andre! On, Branch and Boyd!
I'll run over you in the Valley next year,
And make THE USC domination VERY clear.
Around and around, the poor Tigers flew,
With a Cock-a-boose full of Gamecocks, and Todd Ellis too!
When Dabo saw Connor with his Tigers in tow,
He couldn't believe that he'd been beaten three years in a row!
Then the Gamecocks stood and watched the Tigers fans out back,
As they egged poor Tajh's house with a vicious attack.
Dabo had to think of a distraction.something quick,
"I'll rant about our history, that'll do the trick!"
Then he said with the smirk of a salesman on,
"Carolina's in Chapel Hill, USC's in California and the university in this state always has been, always will be Clemson."
As Dabo drew in his hand, and was turning around,
The Ghost of Steve Spurrier was seen floating down.
He was dressed all in fur from his toes to his chin,
That he'd had made from some old Tiger skins.
Several more Tigers, he had flung on his back,
James Barker, Kevin Steele and Chad Morris, in fact.
His eyes - how they twinkled! His countenance - how merry!
He was thinking of the team his young Gamecocks had buried.
Then suddenly above the Great Specter appeared,
The names of all the coaches he had whipped through the years.
Swinney stood blank-faced, his stomach still queasy,
He knew that next year was not going to be easy.
They stood face to face, Dabo wanted to run.
He could hear the theme song from 2001.
The Ol Ball Coach spoke not a word, but went straight to his plan,
Leaving Lattimore bobble heads for all those at hand.
And raising his visor in salute as on cue,
He said, "See ya next year!", and he faded from view.
Connor sprang to the Cock-a-boose, to the cats said, "Let's go!"
The Tigers all cried saying, "No, Shaw, please no!"
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove away from the scene,
"Merry Christmas to all,. 34-13!!!".
Figured y'all would enjoy that!

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Re: Christmas Poem


Dec 18, 2014, 10:27 PM

Someone has posted one for this year but can't remember who it was.

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Re: Christmas Poem


Dec 18, 2014, 10:29 PM

Thanks

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Re: Christmas Poem


Dec 18, 2014, 10:34 PM

Found some. Just use the search on Tnet for 'Twas...

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Re: Christmas Poem


Dec 19, 2014, 12:55 AM

"The Christmas Song"

This is all I got so far.

Gamecocks roasting in a dumpster fire
Visorboy spying fresh young h##s
Roll Tide cheers being done by a chior
And folks dressed up like eskimos

Everybody knows
Shreeveport this time of year is cold
And Stevie's looking really drained
2..3 more years 'cause he's gettin' pretty old
Merry Christmas, in the rain

You know that Stevie's getting bored with spurs
He's loaded and he's incoherent as he slurs
And every Clemson fan is gonna smile
When 'cruits find out Visorboy's just a pile

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I have a poem


Dec 19, 2014, 1:05 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
#### the gamecocks

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How about this one from last year?


Dec 19, 2014, 11:36 AM

http://www.tigernet.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=1309744

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This year's poem from ANOTHER Tnetter(not me)


Dec 19, 2014, 11:40 AM

Twas the night before Christmas and all through Billy Brice,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the lice.
The players were in 5 Points, napping with ho’s
Catching what diseases, God only knows.

The banners were hung on poor Billy’s wall
Eagerly waiting for Muschamp to call
Steve in his onesie settled down for a nap,
Feeling quite satisfied with all of this crap.

When out on the field there arose such a clatter
Steve sprang from his cot to see what was the matter.
He threw open the window after hiding his stash
And witnessed the aftermath of the Carolina Crash.

What to his blood shot eyes did appear?
The end of the streak he did hold so dear.
The echoes of Tiger victory loudly rang out
Making poor Stevie start to pout and cry out

I’ll get you Tigers next year, you’ll see.
I’ll have Wil Muschamp here to help me.
Then, through the dust he saw something new.
Muschamp to Auburn – could it be true?

The news spread too fast, front page with a splash
Recruits began departing, gone in a flash
The glory days of #### football, gone so fast
Steve was hoping that maybe it would last.

Just long enough for Junior to take over
Get a big severance, then settle in Clover.
It’s all over now, just waiting for the end

Steve’s first losing season is just around the bend.

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