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110%er [5887]
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I just went and ate Frozen Yogurt
Aug 31, 2016, 11:13 PM
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And did it completely sober. I walked the girl to her doorstep and pecked her on the mouth and blushed. She blushed. I said goodnight.
It's over for me, guys. I'm in 1960s courtship phase.
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CU Medallion [50635]
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serious reply
Aug 31, 2016, 11:15 PM
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good luck it can be amazing
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110%er [5887]
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Re: serious reply
Aug 31, 2016, 11:18 PM
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Thanks Henry. This is the kinda girl you wanna get buck naked while you're buck naked and slide that hotdog inside with the lights on in HER bedroom as opposed to pulling her skirt up, pushing the thong to the side and rawdogging it in the Hardee's parking lot.
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All-TigerNet [13359]
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Re: serious reply
Sep 1, 2016, 5:37 AM
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You must be charming her with those kind of sweet, sweet nothings in her ear!
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Legend [19919]
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Did you read a bible passage,
Aug 31, 2016, 11:19 PM
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and say a prayer together?
Lots of believers are into the laying on of hands...especially the ones starved of physical intimacy from the 1960s.
Kittens in the sack.
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110%er [5887]
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Re: Did you read a bible passage,
Aug 31, 2016, 11:21 PM
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She's not like a Bible beater. I might have made it sound that way. But she just ATTENDS church (which is a step up for me), and isn't like a prayer group leader.
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Legend [19919]
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Re: Did you read a bible passage,
Aug 31, 2016, 11:24 PM
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The lord works in mysterious ways.
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Buttstuff
Aug 31, 2016, 11:58 PM
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Did you at least eat it off her buttt? If knot seams like a waist of doll hairs
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110%er [5887]
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Re: Buttstuff
Sep 1, 2016, 12:00 AM
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It was $9.43 for the whole date.
Man, I'm not sure if I even have the right to complain about lack of buttsechs in this case.
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Varsity [201]
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So romantic***
Sep 1, 2016, 12:10 AM
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Eat more yogurt.
Sep 1, 2016, 12:15 AM
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It'll turn youqueer. Especially, raspberry.
-Doc
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What the fuqq?***
Sep 1, 2016, 8:03 AM
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110%er [9174]
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^^ a woo-hooer
Sep 1, 2016, 9:24 AM
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-DNT
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Oh snap Greenr. Tesla got you good. You need some
Sep 1, 2016, 9:45 AM
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aloe for that sick burn?
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Heisman Winner [105478]
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Just got back from the burn unit. Appears as though they
Sep 1, 2016, 11:09 AM
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will need to take my foreskin and graft it to the burn area. Thank Tom I saved it all these years.
DNT got me good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYzn2EJGQdI
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Re: I just went and ate Frozen Yogurt
Sep 1, 2016, 5:45 AM
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Main question is, Was it actually Fat Free?
Hopefully you watch Seinfeld.
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Pigs!***
Sep 1, 2016, 7:37 AM
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Don't knock it; there is value in tradition.***
Sep 1, 2016, 8:02 AM
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Don't encourage this little p##sy
Sep 1, 2016, 9:34 AM
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Re: Don't encourage this little p##sy
Sep 1, 2016, 9:35 AM
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I got your p##sy RIGHT HERE.
Wait what
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Rock Defender [53]
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WSB?***
Sep 1, 2016, 9:47 AM
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Drugs, sex and rock and roll.
Sep 1, 2016, 9:37 AM
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That's what I remember about the 1960s. If your parents are telling you something else they are trying to hide history.
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Re: Drugs, sex and rock and roll.
Sep 1, 2016, 9:54 AM
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YOU MEAN THE BRADY BUNCH DIDN'T HAPPEN?
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Remember, if you can't taste the milk, don't buy the cow.***
Sep 1, 2016, 10:28 AM
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All-TigerNet [12270]
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she's reelin you in! what strength line is she using? resist
Sep 1, 2016, 11:05 AM
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fight back, make her work for it then jump her when she gets you in the boat.
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