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What does all this mean?
Dec 8, 2021, 2:29 PM
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This is the only time I've ever had a pisstest that wasn't for drugs. Lots of negatives in here, which seems bad.
Name Value Reference Range
Urine Color DARK YELLOW Yellow -
Urine Appearance CLEAR Clear -
Urine Glucose NEG Negative - mg/dL
Urine Bilirubin NEG Negative -
Urine Ketones NEG Negative - mg/dL
Urine (SG) Specific Gravity 1.025 1.010 - 1.030
Urine Blood NEG Negative -
Urine pH 7.0 5.0 - 7.0
Urine Protein NEG Negative - Trace mg/dL
Urine Urobilinogen 0.2 0.2 - 2.0 EU/dL
Urine Nitrate NEG Negative -
Urine Leukocyte Esterase NEG Negative -
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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There's no "Taste" category.
Dec 8, 2021, 2:33 PM
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This is obviously an incomplete test. Go back and demand that they run a full panel that includes taste.
Report back.
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Heisman Winner [135569]
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I THINK YOU WERE IN MY DOCTORING 101 CLASS!!!***
Dec 8, 2021, 2:36 PM
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I'm not a doctor in the traditional sense, but this is my
Dec 8, 2021, 2:35 PM
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opinion: Don't get all twisted up in medical mumbo jumbo. Do a simple taste test, and if it comes back tasting like urine, then it probably IS urine.
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Specific gravity is how much sugar is in your urine***
Dec 8, 2021, 2:35 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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Well, no.
Dec 8, 2021, 2:54 PM
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That would be glucose.
SG tell you how well your kidneys are diluting your urine, or if you are dehyrdated.
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Asparagus: 149%
Dec 8, 2021, 2:36 PM
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Foreign Male Fecal Matter: Positive
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CU Medallion [60216]
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"bilirubins" are a bad deal and has to do with alcohol
Dec 8, 2021, 2:43 PM
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doctor told my brother that he had such a high bilirubin count that his liver was borderline damaged and he needed to quit drinking immediately. Evidently has something to do with serious liver damage. (I don't know, that's what he told me).
Props to him that he did, stopped drinking for 2 years cold turkey and he's back to good health.
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Yeah, pretty pleased with how those are negative.
Dec 8, 2021, 2:50 PM
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I quit 4+ months ago and was worried most about those once I figured out what they were.
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Dark yellow means you didn’t hydrate enough after
Dec 8, 2021, 3:33 PM
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not getting kicked out of Planet Fitness
You want it to look like Coors Light
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Oculus Spirit [81049]
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Look for the foam
Dec 8, 2021, 3:39 PM
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If you have a lot of it..you got a problem.
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Hall of Famer [24031]
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AIDS
Dec 8, 2021, 3:42 PM
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Definitely AIDS
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RIP stubborn.*******
Dec 8, 2021, 3:44 PM
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I think I've seen this before.
Dec 8, 2021, 3:45 PM
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Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.
Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better
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All-TigerNet [12591]
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Re: What does all this mean?
Dec 8, 2021, 3:53 PM
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Looking good Billy Ray! I haven’t had a recent urine analysis, but I am somewhat concerned that my home’s water test came back showing “your horse has diabetes.”
Not good.
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Orange Blooded [3714]
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Appears to me you do not have diabetes****
Dec 8, 2021, 4:17 PM
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All-In [34486]
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Good! That runs in my family --- the genetic kind,
Dec 8, 2021, 4:21 PM
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not the developmental kind. So I actually do worry about that.
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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Braggart.
Dec 8, 2021, 6:59 PM
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I mean c'mon. You are so NEG dude.
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