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This first question comes to us from brother of BigTiger_Fan


May 12, 2021, 10:02 AM

To cut to the chase an elderly pest control salesman eeking his way through retirement shows up at the house to provide a quote for services. Wife is the only one home.

He has the affect of either being an extremely nice old man or a pedophile. One of the two.

Midway through his presentation he states "I'm about to float away. Do you mind if I use your facilities?" Wife directs him to the half bath in the hall, which happens to lack a ventilation fan.

5 minutes ellapse, then 10. She begins to get worried about him but decides to go back to cleaning and not check on the gentleman. A half hour later she notices he's returned to the table without explanation for his hiatus. He provides the quote and leaves.

Wife walks back to the hallway and it smacks her in the face like a hot fart. The toilet has been bombed. Shitstains cover the bowl. A bit of corn lingers. She hears the truck motor away.

Now the question is do you Karen out and contact the company to complain on their solassitor? Just clean it and put it behind you? Milk in freezer?
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I'd be more concerned about my wife not seeing the problem


May 12, 2021, 10:11 AM

with leaving a stranger to roam free in our house.

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Re: I'd be more concerned about my wife not seeing the problem


May 12, 2021, 10:14 AM

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H8ned that one up.


May 12, 2021, 10:16 AM [ in reply to I'd be more concerned about my wife not seeing the problem ]

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Re: This first question comes to us from brother of BigTiger_Fan


May 12, 2021, 11:29 AM

Was the salesman the guy on the right here:
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BigTiger_Fan thank you very much


May 12, 2021, 11:36 AM

for adding "hot fart" to my internet lingo

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Leave it


May 12, 2021, 12:26 PM

make appointment
request same dude
greet him at the door with toilet brush.
remove deliciously cold milk from feezer and sip away as he realizes he's only been called back to repent for his sins.

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You forgot step 7.


May 12, 2021, 12:41 PM

Hire 7spots to #### in his truck while he’s cleaning your toilet!

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