The great Danny Ford once said "It's not the X's and the O's but the Jimmys and the Joes." Instead of spending our money on a new OC, why don’t we just spend it all on NIL deals for five stars? I swear if you gave me a headset, I could get the ball down the field for seven points every time with a five star QB and a five star RB behind a bunch of five star 330 pound offensive linemen with five star WR’s running all over the field.
My old roommate used to bartend at a charity auction every year and would let me tag along so we could sneak out half empty bottles afterwards. People used to overpay for all kinds of crazy stuff. If you auctioned off OC duties for each game, I bet you could raise a couple million. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. I sure hope our new AD sees this.