Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Freshman [9]
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Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
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Jul 14, 2024, 9:46 PM
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Whatcha got for best movie lines?
Oh Captain my Captain If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me
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Game Day Hero [4131]
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 14, 2024, 9:51 PM
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" not me,I'm in my prime" " get busy living or get busy dying, that's ####### right" Any great line from Django, Inglorious B,s or the Hateful 8 is great as well.
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Rival Killer [2698]
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We accept the love we think we deserve
Jul 15, 2024, 8:10 AM
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And my all time favorite is in “walk the line” after cash drives his tractor into the lake, Mrs Carter says “he’s messed up”
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Clemson Sports Icon [52973]
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Obviously youre not a golfer***
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Jul 14, 2024, 9:51 PM
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Freshman [9]
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Re: Obviously youre not a golfer***
Jul 14, 2024, 9:54 PM
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Oh but I am.
It’s in the hole! Why don’t you just go home?
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Orange Blooded [2307]
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"Dude, tomorrow's already the 10th".............."far out man!"
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:06 PM
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"I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue" "Dyin ain't much of a livin, boy" "Are you not entertained?!"
yea, some of those are fairly classic, but those are all I got for now
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All-In [10874]
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Jul 14, 2024, 9:58 PM
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Tnet specific quotes:
Sell crazy someplace else we're all stocked up here
You can't handle the truth
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
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Game Changer [2076]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:01 PM
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"Every man dies, not every man really lives."
In your best Scottish accent.
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110%er [3730]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:10 PM
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“You sounded taller on the radio “
And many other greats from Smokey and the Bandit
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Game Day Hero [4383]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:22 PM
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I’ll be your huckleberry I’ll be back ADRIAN!!! Life is like a box of chocolates,
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Varsity [105]
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Athletic Dir [1129]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:24 PM
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It may not be a best line but I loved Caddyshack and You scratched my anchor or Four oh oh I should of yelled two
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Legend [6604]
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Prepare for light speed....
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:30 PM
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Dark Helmet: No, no light speed is too slow,
Col. Sanders: Light speed is too slow??
Dark Helmet: We are going to have to go straight to....ludicrous speed!
A visual of spaceball one goes flying by ...
Barf: They've gone plaid!!
One of the best movies ever!
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CU Medallion [18619]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:31 PM
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A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a Danish
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Oh, this is your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
You can't go! All the plants are gonna die
We're not Watusi. We're not Spartans. We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh? You know what that means? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!
We're all dogfaces, we're all very, very different, but there is one thing that we all have in common: we were all stupid enough to enlist in the Army
Now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination
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Starter [259]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:32 PM
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Caeful you idi*ot. I said across her nose not up it. Sorry sir I'm doing my best Who made that man a gunner I did sir. He's my cousin. Who is he He's an A--hole sir I know that, what his name That is his name, sir. Major A--hole And his cousin? An A--hole, too. Gunner Phillip A--hole. How many A--holes we got on this ship anyhow? Yo! I knew it, I'm surrounded by A--holes Keep firing A--holes
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Playmaker [385]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:32 PM
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FREEDDOMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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Clemson Sports Icon [57834]
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Ezekiel 25:17
Jul 14, 2024, 10:42 PM
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Orange Beast [6572]
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Jul 14, 2024, 10:49 PM
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we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f—ing Kaye
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Game Changer [1769]
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:07 PM
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“And when Santa squeezes his fat white @$$ down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of @$$holes this side of the nuthouse.”
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Associate AD [1070]
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:13 PM
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"Of those who like to put their faith in mankind's inherent goodness, I have to ask, based on what, exactly?"
"It's amazing how physically exhausting it can be to do nothing"
"It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion."
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Orange Beast [6160]
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:27 PM
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"two men enter one man leaves"
Tina Turner
Mad Max Thunderdome
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1st Rounder [633]
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:31 PM
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Annette Bening said to Kevin Costner …
“I’m not afraid of you Charlie”.
Great line …
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Asst Coach [896]
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:32 PM
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You your Mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors
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Scout Team [163]
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Why do they call her Lassie
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Jul 14, 2024, 11:37 PM
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Pewee, They don’t make training rubbers
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Asst Coach [840]
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Jul 15, 2024, 12:22 AM
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Prince Akeem: Good morning, my neighbors! Neighbor: Hey, f**k you! Prince Akeem: Yes! Yes! F**k you too!
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Jul 15, 2024, 1:05 AM
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From the Waterboy. Drink up, now. I want you girls to sober up. Have faith in my Bobby.
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Game Day Hero [4241]
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Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
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Jul 15, 2024, 7:45 AM
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Godfather
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Game Changer [2006]
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Best ever, but it's a classic***
Jul 16, 2024, 7:42 PM
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Rival Killer [2600]
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"I'll see you soon" - and a few more.....
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Jul 15, 2024, 8:05 AM
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"Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby"
"We ain't found Sh**"
"They said you was hung" "And they was right"
"It's twuu, it's twuuuuu"
"Just a flesh wound"
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
"Well I didn't vote for you"
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Commissioner [1241]
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Jul 15, 2024, 8:12 AM
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Pay heem. Pay deet man his money.
Gopher Everette?
Dees boys on TigerNet is my Brain Trust
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Ultimate Tiger [38513]
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Parks Closed Folks....Moose Outside Shoulda Told Ya
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Jul 15, 2024, 9:05 AM
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Vacation
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TigerNet Elite [77045]
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You're young and you got your health, what'd you want with a job?
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Jul 15, 2024, 9:36 AM
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Evelle: Do these balloons blow up into funny shapes and sizes? Old Timer: No, not unless you think round is funny.
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Clemson Icon [27594]
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I only remember:
Jul 15, 2024, 9:46 AM
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“I taught i taw a Puddykat”! Dates me doesn’t it.
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CU Medallion [19473]
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Is Office Space a non-classic, if so then the entire skrlpt ***
Jul 15, 2024, 9:43 AM
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Rival Killer [2777]
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Re: Is Office Space a non-classic, if so then the entire skrlpt ***
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Jul 16, 2024, 11:18 AM
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"Why should I change MY name? He's the one who sux."
~ Michael Bolton
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Orange Blooded [4285]
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..We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you.***
Jul 15, 2024, 9:58 AM
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Asst Coach [856]
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Jul 15, 2024, 10:02 AM
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“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”
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Clemson Icon [26181]
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The first one might be a classic
Jul 15, 2024, 10:08 AM
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So I have 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG25f13s2JA
“I’m Somebody, I’m Somebody!!!!!” - Steve Martin in The Jerk, running around when he found his name in the new phone book.
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Valley Protector [1449]
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Jul 15, 2024, 10:09 AM
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Po-ta-toes Boil em Mash em Stick em in a stew
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Clemson Conqueror [11253]
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Jul 15, 2024, 10:55 AM
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Conan : To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women
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Asst Coach [806]
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Jul 15, 2024, 11:07 AM
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"What's your name soldier?" "Number 2 sir"
"Broadsword calling Danny boy....Broadsword calling Danny Boy"
"Pick me out a winner Bobby"
"I'm still here you ########"
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"You ever been in a turkish prison?"***
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110%er [6852]
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Jul 15, 2024, 12:30 PM
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“I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat!”
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Orange Immortal [65860]
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Orange Immortal [65860]
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 12:51 PM
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“...some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.” - Alfred, The Dark Knight (brilliantly delivered by the outstanding Michael Caine)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMb9OuDR-0I
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Asst Coach [856]
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Jul 15, 2024, 1:58 PM
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Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Asst Coach [806]
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Jul 15, 2024, 2:09 PM
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"Geographical oddity, 2 weeks from everywhere"
"I'm well acquainted with the laws in the state of Mississippi thank you!"
"What is you nationality?" "I'm a drunkard".
"We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams"
"Just think of England and pull the trigger. Well, how 'bout it sir?"
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Asst Coach [708]
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Jul 15, 2024, 2:15 PM
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“It was a pleasure doing business with you.”
Burt Reynolds - The Best Little ##### House in Texas
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Asst Coach [856]
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Jul 15, 2024, 6:57 PM
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I believe Dolly replied, "It's a business doing pleasure with you."
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Paw Master [17977]
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"What a bunch of losers.
Jul 15, 2024, 2:19 PM
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All we got on this team are #######, #####, ####, and a booger eatin' moron."
- Tanner from Bad News Bears
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Game Changer [1652]
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Jul 15, 2024, 2:29 PM
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This is from The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean with Paul Newman playing the Judge. His deputies had all married saloon girls and the Judge called them w hores when he got drunk one day. His deputies came with their wives asking for an apology. This is the Judge's apology:
"I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-a$$ strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter #####. But I did say "w hores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize."
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 15, 2024, 3:30 PM
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"Everytime I'm in the kitchen you in the kitchen in the got d@mn refrigerator..... I want some of that chicken I love pig feet!!!" ~John Witherspoon Friday..
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Commissioner [1210]
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Jul 15, 2024, 3:34 PM
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“You have no frame of reference here, Donny. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie …” Walter Sobchak
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Commissioner [1210]
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Jul 15, 2024, 3:37 PM
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This is my live by quote:
"Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog." Dirty Harry
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Head Coach [966]
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Jul 15, 2024, 5:58 PM
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"You just shot an unarmed man". Eastwood: "Well, he should have armed himself."
Sundance Kid: "I can't swim". Butch: "####, the fall will probably kill us",
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Surely, You Can't be Serious?
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"Surely, You Can't Be Serious? I Am Serious; and Stop Calling me Surely"! -Airplane
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Game Changer [2006]
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Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
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Jul 15, 2024, 7:15 PM
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And many others from RAISING ARIZONA
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Clemson Icon [26385]
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Re: Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
Jul 15, 2024, 7:21 PM
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Loved Raising Arizona. Those were the salad years.
Randall Tex Cobb was a Bad Man.
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Game Changer [2047]
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Re: Her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase
Jul 17, 2024, 11:55 AM
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Tex Cobb is a legen in Abilene, Texas. I could tell some stories
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Jul 15, 2024, 7:50 PM
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“You got the kind of smarts that makes me wonder if you know the difference between a sneeze and a wet fart.”
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“That’s the way a conspiracy works - them boys on the grassy knoll? They was dead within 2 hours, buried in a shallow grave out past Terlingua.”
“You know that for a fact?”
“Still got the shovel…”
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Game Changer [2011]
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Jul 15, 2024, 10:34 PM
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"It's all in the reflexes."
"No matter where you go, there you are."
If anyone can name either of these movies, you will have gained my respect.
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning***
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Game Changer [1769]
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Jul 16, 2024, 12:19 AM
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I support the missionary’s position.
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Top TigerNet [29986]
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Jul 16, 2024, 11:21 AM
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Dyin' ain't making much of a living, boy.
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Rival Killer [2777]
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Jul 16, 2024, 11:33 AM
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“If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.”
~ Walter White
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Rival Killer [2777]
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Jul 16, 2024, 11:34 AM
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Yeah, it's a show. I know.
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"Think ya used enough dynamite there.....Butch?"
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Scout Team [162]
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Jul 16, 2024, 2:24 PM
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"I'm drinking wine and eating cheese, and catching some rays, you know."
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MVP [520]
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Jul 16, 2024, 9:10 PM
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Woof woof…
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110%er [4013]
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Jul 16, 2024, 3:19 PM
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What we have hear is a failure to communicate
Frankly my dear I don't give a ####
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All-TigerNet [6097]
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Jul 16, 2024, 3:38 PM
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Jake Harper. Soccer is the most popular game in the world.
Charlie. Then they don't need us to watch it.
Two and a half men.
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MVP [520]
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Jul 16, 2024, 6:49 PM
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The Big Lebowski.. Walter Sobchak " You know, Dude I myself dabbled in pacifism once......Not in 'NAM of coarse.
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Head Coach [942]
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Jul 16, 2024, 7:27 PM
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From Ricky Bobby.... I'm the best. I wake up every morning and piiss excellence..
WT
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Game Changer [2047]
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Jul 17, 2024, 12:02 PM
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Too many to list.
But, Full Metal jacket when the new guys are riding in the chopper the machine gunner is just randomly shooting at anyone
When asked how he shoots women and children he just replies: oh it’s easy you just don’t lead them as much.
Y’all need to watch the 1984 movie Fandango starring Keven Costner in one of his first flicks. Starts in Austin at UT in 1971 with the threat of Vietnam in the background. Classic.
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Starter [393]
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Re: Best Movie Lines; Non-classic Edition
Jul 17, 2024, 12:12 PM
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Training Day Denzel Washington
Oh you MFers HAHAHA OK Alright I'm putting cases on all you b*s
Huh You think you can do this shi- JAY!!! You think you can do this to ME!
You MFs Will be playing basketball IN PELICAN BAY! When I get finished with you!
HAHAH love it
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National Champion [7197]
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Any line Jonah speaks in Twister, however Twister is most def a Classic
Jul 17, 2024, 12:20 PM
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It is a movie so great in a bad way that even if you do not like it, you kinda do like it but you don't even know it....
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