Tiger Board Logo

Donor's Den General Leaderboards TNET coins™ POTD Hall of Fame Map FAQ
GIVE AN AWARD
Use your TNET coins™ to grant this post a special award!

W
50
Big Brain
90
Love it!
100
Cheers
100
Helpful
100
Made Me Smile
100
Great Idea!
150
Mind Blown
150
Caring
200
Flammable
200
Hear ye, hear ye
200
Bravo
250
Nom Nom Nom
250
Take My Coins
500
Ooo, Shiny!
700
Treasured Post!
1000

YOUR BALANCE
Banned from Planet Fitness
storage This topic has been archived - replies are not allowed.
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic
Replies: 29
| visibility 1

Banned from Planet Fitness


Dec 8, 2021, 1:16 PM

So I hate the place anyway, but it was really close to my house and pretty clean as far as gyms go. Plus, I enjoy tanning from time to time, and it's free with a membership and much cheaper than Ultra Tan.

So anyway, I was benching today and apparently I didn't set the weight down easy enough. So this dude who works there who is decidedly not into fitness whatseover comes over and tells me to please set the weight down easy. Mind you, I'm repping 250 without a spotter and using a smith machine. It's not like I'm dropping a barbell and hoping that it just lands back in the racks of an Olympic bench. There was no risk of me hurting myself, I was just a little louder than they preferred.

So anywho, I get naturally defensive about it and proceed to be passive aggressive AF, both by repeating the undesired behavior when they're not looking and sarcastically handling the weight super-gently when they are looking. I essentially force a 2nd confrontation by being a d1ckhead.

All of a sudden, they seem fed up with me and come over and ask me to leave. So I say "#### yall, this is why people make fun of me for working out at this gym. You should KYS for working here. Honestly. Stronghold is a REAL gym anyway and I've been meaning to go there. And then they canceled my membership and tell me I'm not welcome anymore.

------------------------

This is how this scenario would have played out 6 months ago. It took everything in me not to will this scenario into fruition through my selfish thoughts and actions. This didn't actually happen. I kept my mouth shut and gracefully walked out with a smile and told everyone to have a great day, grateful for having followed the rules that they have put into place through their years of experience in operating fitness chains.

Whenever I am disturbed, the problem is with me. I try to remember that.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Re: Banned from Planet Fitness


Dec 8, 2021, 1:18 PM

Mind you, I'm repping 250 without a spotter and using a smith machine.

Somewhat subtle flex in there.

You didn't threaten his life like he was a flag football coach?

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

[Catahoula] used to be almost solely a PnR rascal, but now has adopted shidpoasting with a passion. -bengaline

You are the meme master. - RPMcMurphy®

Trump is not a phony. - RememberTheDanny


Smith machine, so it's really more like 215 with real weight


Dec 8, 2021, 1:19 PM

when you account for the lighter bar and the guided supports. I doubt I could rep 250 on a free bench. Maybe 2RM

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


I absolutely love the new leaf stubborn


Dec 8, 2021, 1:18 PM

and vehemently hate him at the same time

2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


Wow, that post was a wild ride.


Dec 8, 2021, 1:19 PM

Would read again.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

It's like one of those TV shows


Dec 8, 2021, 1:37 PM

where on the last episode of the series you find out the whole thing was just some dude's dream who at a bad taco before bed.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Do you really tan? I had no idea people still did that.***


Dec 8, 2021, 1:21 PM



2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-19b.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I look translucent about this time of year if I don't


Dec 8, 2021, 1:22 PM

Pretty sure if I took one of those DNA tests there would be nary a trace of anything mediterranean or northern african. Pretty sure I'm a direct descendent of Winterfell.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


TLDR***


Dec 8, 2021, 1:21 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Therapy has turned stubborn into a #####***


Dec 8, 2021, 1:22 PM



2024 white level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I like your funny words magic man


ur weiner is tldr***


Dec 8, 2021, 1:26 PM [ in reply to TLDR*** ]



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Re: ur weiner is tldr***


Dec 8, 2021, 1:27 PM

too
large
didn't
ride?

2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


too little, don't rub***


Dec 8, 2021, 1:29 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


too limp, didn't reach***


Dec 8, 2021, 1:31 PM



2024 white level member flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


Re: Banned from Planet Fitness


Dec 8, 2021, 1:28 PM

.

badge-donor-05yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-conservativealex.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Re: Banned from Planet Fitness


Dec 8, 2021, 1:29 PM

.

badge-donor-05yr.jpgbadge-ringofhonor-conservativealex.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Re: Banned from Planet Fitness


Dec 8, 2021, 1:29 PM

And admirable story. I knew of a guy, a family friend, who got banned from John Deere, internationally, forever. Not sure what he did, but what a badge of honor.

I sometimes sit and wonder, what could one do to get banned from every John Deere store in the world, forever? Mind Bottling.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

BOAISY


Dec 8, 2021, 1:34 PM

Ayejoe

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Re: BOAISY


Dec 8, 2021, 1:41 PM

Probably. This guy was a grade A axxhole, and about as unpleasant a person to be around as it gets. Funny part was he was morbidly obese, had BOTH knees replaced, walked around with two canes, and would threaten to kick anyone's axx at the drop of a hat.

That jerk couldn't even kick his shoes off, much less someone's axx. So I have absolutely NO doubt he got banned, it's just a question of how. Asking someone to bend over during one of his insane rants at the counter in a full store during a holiday might have done it for sure.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Sounds like you're more of a Globo Gym guy...


Dec 8, 2021, 1:41 PM

And less of an Average Joe's kinda guy.

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Re: Banned from Planet Fitness


Dec 8, 2021, 4:29 PM



2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-lakebum1-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Was waiting on you to see this.


Dec 8, 2021, 4:30 PM

THERE ARE RULEZ FOR A REASON LAKEBUM!

flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


AIN'T NO RULES WHEN YA DRANKIN BOOZE BUDDY!***


Dec 8, 2021, 4:32 PM



2024 white level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-lakebum1-110.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

I swear man, if people could pick out babies like they


Dec 8, 2021, 4:32 PM

pick out puppies, you'd be one of the submissive ones who just lays on its back and lets you hold it down.

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-20yr.jpgringofhonor-obed.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


is this a sex thing?***


Dec 8, 2021, 4:34 PM



flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


only in some cultures.***


Dec 8, 2021, 4:37 PM



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-20yr.jpgringofhonor-obed.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Gahdamn you're a poosay***


Dec 8, 2021, 9:50 PM



badge-donor-05yr.jpgringofhonor-clemsonrulez08.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


What. Is. This. Jibberish.


Dec 8, 2021, 10:02 PM

What? It’s TLDR but I read it twice

2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Tanning bed??utz.***


Dec 8, 2021, 10:07 PM



2024 orange level memberbadge-donor-15yr.jpgringofhonor-jospehg.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up


Not your best work…….


Dec 8, 2021, 11:57 PM

but I’ll allow it, bae.
Rest well, punkin’.

badge-donor-05yr.jpg flag link military_tech thumb_downthumb_up

Replies: 29
| visibility 1
Archives - General Boards Archive
add New Topic