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Crazy crap you pulled in college...
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Crazy crap you pulled in college...


Jul 14, 2019, 4:00 PM

Because it's the slowest time of year and there isn't much to talk about...

I never attended college, but I did make a career out of the navy. I think I've been shit-faced or at least well lit in just about every corner of the world. I've got crazy memories to burn. I'm sure you college guys must have done some insane stuff at one time or another while sowing your wild oats away back in the day.

So lets have 'em. What's the best story you've got ? That is, if you're not afraid to divulge it. I promise you nothing could be as bad as me waking up with a deaf - mute hooker in the Philippines.


To be honest, I saw Dark Side Of The Moo here earlier. Decades ago I authored this same thread on another sports board and Dark Side responded with some side-splitters. You would all be humored by his stories about stealing trays from the cafeteria and sledding down (I think) Fort Hill St. Or better yet, his summer trip to Cali with a classmate and the dog that got into their pot brownies. LOL

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Jul 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

I once crawled out on a Johnstone Hall ledge to get snow in the trash can to make snowballs in the sink. This would have been 4 floors up as I recall. It was idiocy as I was sober. One slip and I was gone. These days I am scared to death of heights like that (not in an airplane or amusement park ride though). I figure its some delayed over reaction to that episode.

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Re: Crazy crap you pulled in college...


Jul 14, 2019, 5:56 PM

I'm callin' a 50 shades of nope on that subject.

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Jul 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

grabbed one of the fire extinguishers from the kitchen and coated an entire floor of Johnston with that powered staff that came out. It looked like a fresh snow, so we made tracks to make appear as though the RA had done it.

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Jul 14, 2019, 7:00 PM

When i was a sophomore some guys had a pool party on D6 in old Johnstone. Plugged the drains and took a door off someones room that was used to "### up" the opening. Filled it to about 3 feet and decorated with bamboo and pool floats. Its a thousand wonders the building didn't cave in. Made for one great party. You basically had to dive in to enter the "pool". The stories that building could tell lol

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Jul 14, 2019, 10:06 PM

lived on D6 for three years,64-66.accidently sprayed the RA,jimmy black,as he walked into the showers to yell at us,because we were raising too much h##l.entirely filled one guys room with crumpled newspapers while he was away for the weekend.took a while for that one.clanged symbols next to another guys head while he was taking an afternoon siesta(my roommate was in the band).gave phenamint laxative(instead of chiclets) to the hall mooch who liked to take everyone's gum and cigarettes.that one still resounds to this day and on and on.wouldn't trade the memories from living in the tin cans for anything.endless BS sessions and playing cards.though all of this helped to create life-long friendships whose value can't be measured.

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Jul 15, 2019, 7:06 AM [ in reply to Re: Crazy crap you pulled in college... ]

I remember hearing about that. Perhaps we were there at the same time... 85-89?

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End of freshman year - 6th floor of Clemson House - back


Jul 14, 2019, 7:07 PM

side - right over the road that was the curved pull up to let folks out.


Cleaned out a full sized fridge on top a police car that was below.


Mayo, ketchup, sardines, ice cream . . . . . the works.


It was a David Letterman kind of a science experiment.

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Brad Brownell: Only Larry freaking Shyatt has a WORSE overall winning percentage among Clemson basketball coaches since 1975. Let that sink in. It's Larry Shyatt & then Brad Brownell.


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Jul 14, 2019, 7:18 PM

best and boarded a flight from Portland to Seattle.
I had too many beers at the Portland airport, so I got a wild hair and I sent a ransom note to he cockpit demanding $200,000 before we took off. Fortunately, I had booked my fight under some dumb fake name because these idiots brought me the money! Anyway, I had to jump out of the plane with the cash and I’ve been drinking free Starbucks ever since. Cheers.

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Great job DB...


Jul 14, 2019, 7:58 PM

Seems you even left a few bills in the river to disguise your escape. Smart dude right here.

Go Tigers!!!

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Re: Back in November of 1971 I dressed in my Sunday


Jul 14, 2019, 8:57 PM [ in reply to Back in November of 1971 I dressed in my Sunday ]

Dang - I've been telling the feds for years to stakeout Starbucks, knowing you'd fall for that trap.

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Re: Crazy crap you pulled in college...


Jul 14, 2019, 8:55 PM

One day we were throwing everyone that did not reside on B-9 Johnstone in the showers as they chose to come on our floor. I grabbed one guy and started dragging him towards the showers as he pleaded for mercy. One of my friends grabbed me, told me that he was the Dean of Men, and I released him quickly. I disappeared into the crowd and avoided being expelled. Whew.

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Re: Crazy crap you pulled in college...


Jul 14, 2019, 10:41 PM

1983 lived on Johnstone D-5 annex. A few of the golf team members and I drove golf balls down the hall and through the windows into the driveway outside of the post office.

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"If a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal."


Best 2 stories I heard were from Brevard Junior college


Jul 16, 2019, 12:47 AM

Friends went bowling in the hallway of Greene (Brevard), after getting drunk one Saturday night.

The bowling ball it a wall just right and went flying into the bathroom where it hit a toilet, cracking it. Water started going everywhere. They we wise enough to turn the water off.

One of the guys, a local, knew that a local elementary school closed down. So, off they went... They broke into a elementary school, found a suitable toilet and brought it back to Brevard.

They brought the toilet back, took the broken toilet away and buried it in a dumpster. The new toilet was installed, water turned on and everything worked like a charm. This supposedly happen about 10 years before I heard the story. I went to 3rd floor Greene, checked out all the toilets and sure enough the one closest to the door was different from the other 3.

The other story..

Just before Christmas break, a guy got drunk, climbed up in the center of the quad and cut down the top part of an evergreen tree. Next morning he woke up to a Christmas tree in his room with a bunch of Budweiser cans for decorations hanging from the tree.

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