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Ten Years Ago Today
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Ten Years Ago Today


Apr 20, 2022, 11:03 AM

Ten years ago today, a friend of mine called me up and told me he was going to a State baseball game with a girl he had met in one of his business classes. He said the girl was bringing a friend, and he wanted me to go with them so the friend wouldn't be left alone. Whatever, great opportunity to throw back a few beers and hang with my friend. Was a pretty dope afternoon, but got cold pretty quickly, so we left to grab a spot at the bar underneath the space heaters. The four of us grabbed dinner and stuck around for drinks. The two that were originally on the date hit it off pretty well, so I was left to entertain the friend.

Having just been broken up with by a pretty solid 2... I was pretty depressed. She had just broken up with me the Sunday before because... not sure how to say this... I was having sex with someone else and she did not enjoy that idea at all. Seemed a little harsh on me, but whatever, still upset. I am about six beers in come 9pm and my conversation with the friend leads me to talking about my ex. I break down crying because I miss her (and her ####, ###, and perfect ######) and this girl begins to feel pretty awful for me. She starts consoling me and giving me advice on how to get this girl back, even with my pretty sour hand I dealt myself. The other two folks we are out with are dying laughing at me and join in on the conversation and poke a little fun, but the evening is dying down and since this is a first date, of sorts, for my friend, he knows he probably isn't going to land any ##### that night (and he doesn't until the day the two of them ended up getting married). The four of us split up into groups and I go back to my friends house and pound back a few more beers and catch up on how his night went.

A few days later, I end up asking my friend for his girl to coordinate getting me her friends number just to I can #### around and preoccupy my time over the last few weeks of my first senior year. She happens to live about 20 minutes from my parents house, and we are both spending the summer at home, so that sounds like a perfect opportunity for me to secure a piece of ### for the summer.

Ten years later, that poor girl is now married to me and the mother of my child. She has to deal with my fat ### every single day and the only way she can get out is through legal intervention. It's been a wild decade with the woman that I love. Many of you have met her and have all collectively agreed I outkicked my coverage with her.

We celebrated this special occasion this morning by making passionate love to one another. She seemed pretty unimpressed after, but I enjoyed myself.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: Ten Years Ago Today


Apr 20, 2022, 11:07 AM

You're so easy.

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!!MarriageLOL!!***


Apr 20, 2022, 11:09 AM



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Have you ever considered writing a book? This was


Apr 20, 2022, 11:10 AM

too short for me to edge too and I ended up blowing my load.

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so you met your wife on 4/20?


Apr 20, 2022, 11:11 AM

sick



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THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 4206988 BRUH!!!!!***


Apr 20, 2022, 11:12 AM



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And that girl was........Martha Washington***


Apr 20, 2022, 11:11 AM



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I give you a TU because I respect you and your marriage.


Apr 20, 2022, 11:15 AM

But lose the middle part of that story about you wanting to sleep around on your former girlfriend. It’s uncomfortable. Consider me a marriage editor. Other than that, I’m glad you finally found someone that would put up with your dumb ###!

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I'll be sure to let 22 year old Rulez know that Levon


Apr 20, 2022, 11:37 AM

disapproves of his actions.

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This has messed with my perception of time as I thought


Apr 20, 2022, 11:17 AM

you'd been around here much longer.

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10 real life years


Apr 20, 2022, 11:39 AM

Feels a lot longer after a couple years of COVID lockdown.

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True, I often forget that met sharkgirl more than


Apr 20, 2022, 12:08 PM

6 years ago. I also forget that I wasn't at my old job a full 5 years.

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Can we ignore the feel good part to return to the


Apr 20, 2022, 11:25 AM

proposition that a 2 broke up with you ?

I mean, you, literally, won the lottery with Red

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As documented well in my posting history


Apr 20, 2022, 11:38 AM

I run a modified binary scale.

0 - No
1 - Yes
2 - I am eating that bootyhole like its a chocolate bunny on easter morning.

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T & P's for her ??


Apr 20, 2022, 11:37 AM

Happy 10 years, at least for you!

Good story.

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I've been married 4 months.


Apr 20, 2022, 11:45 AM

Any advice?

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4 months is still within the return window, right?***


Apr 20, 2022, 11:56 AM



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Pound it now, when you can, before kids get in the way


Apr 20, 2022, 11:59 AM [ in reply to I've been married 4 months. ]

Literally and figuratively

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let me be the first to say congratulations to you man; you


Apr 20, 2022, 12:02 PM [ in reply to I've been married 4 months. ]

have one ###### for the rest of your life. Real smart Frankie. Way to think it through.

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Don't have kids. They ruin your life.


Apr 20, 2022, 12:36 PM [ in reply to I've been married 4 months. ]

I had to pull over to break up a backseat brawl over a straw this morning.

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I have such a great image of this


Apr 20, 2022, 1:33 PM

and it brings back memories of long ago. I know it is a PintheA, but enjoy these times.

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Better keep yur eye on her


Apr 20, 2022, 12:57 PM

Or rather on BigDaddy®! IYKWIM

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Lol


Apr 20, 2022, 1:07 PM

Like we haven't already worked out a trade

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MauldinT, where are you???


Where are the sniz pigs?***


Apr 20, 2022, 12:57 PM



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I tried to do the entire world a favor


Apr 20, 2022, 1:40 PM

and have her start an OnlyFans. Not only could we use some extra cash to cover daycare... but I figure that could have been my contribution to the world. I am a wizard with the camera.

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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


Re: I tried to do the entire world a favor


Apr 20, 2022, 1:43 PM



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GHAY***


Apr 20, 2022, 1:57 PM



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Mi amigo


Apr 20, 2022, 2:28 PM

El amor es muy bonita. I am sure your love story is as grande as a Taco Bell Party Pack and I am HERE for it!

Nothing but love, papi

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